Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Who but a Yip, eats this shite? I took a chance with Sushi today for a quick nibble. The ready made sandwiches were all full of camel-come mayo, and so I thought why not. If its good enough for the Japs, then its good enough to at least give it go, right? WRONG! It looked attractive enough, but I discovered it was raw fish which obviously needs cooking... Wrong again! By the time I'd micro'd the poxy stuff, I was left with nothing more than a Jackson Pollock. Take it from me, if You eat raw fish, then You're a Cunt, and so with that in mind, Sushi, is a Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 People who eat raw fish bomb ships and ill-treat prisoners. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: People who eat raw fish bomb ships and ill-treat prisoners. Cunts. Trump must eat it then. He loves a good bomb, he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 38 minutes ago, Manky said: People who eat raw fish bomb ships and ill-treat prisoners. Cunts. You, Arec Guinness, you build blidge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 Sushi & The Banshees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 I remember working with a Japanese nurse who invited us to his place for a dinner party. He said he would make real sushi "not the shit served in sushi restaurants". And he was right. The stuff served commercially bears little resemblance in looks and taste to what he served us. It was delish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Sushi & The Banshees. Sushi said to me "you're mad". So I said to her "I'm not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember working with a Japanese nurse who invited us to his place for a dinner party. He said he would make real sushi "not the shit served in sushi restaurants". And he was right. The stuff served commercially bears little resemblance in looks and taste to what he served us. It was delish ? ...he sounds to me like a nice enough Jap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2017 Report Share Posted April 15, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: ...he sounds to me like a nice enough Jap. I wonder what it sounds like when a Jap sighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 43 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder what it sounds like when a Jap sighs. Mayor of Hitoshi say "ahh what the fuck was that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder what it sounds like when a Jap sighs. According to my Elvis collection, the sound is somewhat akin to: Fwom a Jap to a Quing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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