Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 I am a bit of a moralist tbh . I stick to weddings and corporate events and festivals but the offer came up and the pay was good and I had never done a wet tee-sirt event before. I wondered what camera to use weather sealed sony A99 or hire a camera for the job or dig up my old Nikon D90, I chose the latter .. had taken about 200 shots when some cunt came and poured a bucket of water over.me. Dried myself as best I could and same with camera, camera and flash still working then same the cunt came and pushed me into the water. Camera fucked but at least the contents of the memory are safe and my piss soaked knickers now smell of chlorine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Some people just don't appreciate an artist at work pen baby. .you just slip those unmentionables off and battle on like the true professional you are Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Some people just don't appreciate an artist at work pen baby. .you just slip those unmentionables off and battle on like the true professional you are Panzerknacker The Lady Penelope continues to like Mr Panzers postings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Mm..unfortunately these type of bawdy events attract a certain class of ruffian and neer do well i hope you are well compensated for this act of thugfuckery Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..unfortunately these type of bawdy events attract a certain class of ruffian and neer do well i hope you are well compensated for this act of thugfuckery Panzerknacker The camera had to die sometime I s'pose .. nearly 10 years old and now worth £150 at the most .. still well in profit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 I thought at the start of the posting you were going to get your razor strops out. Camera shooting as opposed to knee shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PANZER MURPHY Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 40 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I thought at the start of the posting you were going to get your razor strops out. Camera shooting as opposed to knee shooting. What are ya gibbering about suddy baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 I wet me pants once... Jobseekers sent me for employment as a Lion Tamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: The Eric Cuntman licks this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Yeah lovely story Pen........Where's the fucking pictures!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Yeah lovely story Pen........Where's the fucking pictures!! Ya said what we were all thinking neil baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Eric Cuntman licks this. This is how the mrs insists I give her her morning shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 1, 2017 Report Share Posted May 1, 2017 Seriously Pen,pictures or it never fucking happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Yea I'm sorry about that Pen but the smell of piss from your direction was just too much for me. I also expected the pictures to be like your noms on here - 200 posts and only one or two worthy contributions. Drew P Pissflaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Get yourself a d7200 while they sell them off cheap, the new d7500 is shite. The d7200 is well sealed against water and is a vast improvement over the d90. If you like Sony then the new mirrorless Alpha 9 is also sealed. If you really are 85 what sort of wet T shirt competitions are you photographing? The mind boggles! Now if only I could get that image out of my mind, best look at the one above, again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 54 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Get yourself a d7200 while they sell them off cheap, the new d7500 is shite. The d7200 is well sealed against water and is a vast improvement over the d90. If you like Sony then the new mirrorless Alpha 9 is also sealed. If you really are 85 what sort of wet T shirt competitions are you photographing? The mind boggles! Now if only I could get that image out of my mind, best look at the one above, again. The D90 was simply an old camera that I had kept to hand, it owed me nothing just had it in mind for passing to a friend who has got a D3200 as she had just bought an old macro lens that lacks a focus motor (The D3000 series lacks a focus drive motor).. my current fleet are Sony as I find the focus peaking useful with my eye problem .. I should have used the Sony a77 as that has had total immersion in the past and survived. Thanks anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I will leave you all to guess my true age but I do have a bus pass (these days not a disabled one) .. yes I am classed as disabled. I do tend to mix with people who are 10 or 15 years younger than me because I find the "third agers" to be mostly miserable old scrotes who are locked in the "good old days". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 46 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I will leave you all to guess my true age but I do have a bus pass (these days not a disabled one) .. yes I am classed as disabled. I do tend to mix with people who are 10 or 15 years younger than me because I find the "third agers" to be mostly miserable old scrotes who are locked in the "good old days". Well if you're a "third ager", going by Shakespeare's 'all the worlds a stage', that makes you an emotional lover between 17 & 22. You've had the lot of us fooled! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well if you're a "third ager", going by Shakespeare's 'all the worlds a stage', that makes you an emotional lover between 17 & 22. You've had the lot of us fooled! Hmmmmm so all those U3A cunts are really 17 to 22 years olds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Hmmmmm so all those U3A cunts are really 17 to 22 years olds? Hmmm, I just had to google U3A, and it appears these cunts have got it wrong, according to Bill the Bard, they are more like 6 or 7A, the thick uneducated duffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 5/1/2017 at 7:51 AM, Neil said: Yeah lovely story Pen........Where's the fucking pictures!! You disgusting fucking cunt, Neil! Do not ask for such heinous photos to be posted on these hallowed pages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You disgusting fucking cunt, Neil! Do not ask for such heinous photos to be posted on these hallowed pages! Neil is also avoiding eye contact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: Neil is also avoiding eye contact. He only wants one part of his body turned to stone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You disgusting fucking cunt, Neil! Do not ask for such heinous photos to be posted on these hallowed pages! Thought you were fucking off down the pub? Liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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