Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Bear-Payne .. she and her partner said that they thought that it suits him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Bear-Payne .. she and her partner said that they thought that it suits him. They could have gone for 'Grizzly-Discomfort' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Perhaps she named it after two of her favourite things(she loves it rough),I know someone who named her daughter after her 2 favourite things,Car & men....Carmen.My missus wouldn't let me do this to our son,she reckoned Beercunt didn't suit him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 I read that Native Americans have the longest dicks and Scots have the thickest ones. I will never forgive my parents for not calling me Tonto McTavish. I think Cheryl has dropped a bollock. Haven't 100% of people called Bear been stung to death by giant stingrays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 9 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Bear-Payne .. she and her partner said that they thought that it suits him. How about...dead from self inflicted suicidal action possibly involving drugs before the age of 23.......that's an excellent name. Beats Fifi trixibell any day. We all know how it's going to end for that kid in 20 years time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: How about...dead from self inflicted suicidal action possibly involving drugs before the age of 23.......that's an excellent name. Beats Fifi trixibell any day. We all know how it's going to end for that kid in 20 years time. Out of likes MC, I do enjoy your late night visits, I imagine however that they cause Rick a major short circuit, imagine 'Johnny 5' being lobbed in a swimming pool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Out of likes MC, I do enjoy your late night visits, I imagine however that they cause Rick a major short circuit, imagine 'Johnny 5' being lobbed in a swimming pool. I love that film.... fives alive....more input. They fried the cunts brain in the end didn't they. Shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 If the Jewish-boxer-nosed sow wanted to be topical and have a bit of class, she could have double-barrelled the little bastard's name; for instance Geordie Whore Slapper-Cunt. I never found the bucket-fanny cunt attractive anyway and she'll have a clunge as slack as a ghillie's wader after fucking every continent dry by now. I'd have fucked the paraurethral ducts out of Kimberley Walsh though, if that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Rev said: I'd have fucked the paraurethral ducts out of Kimberley Walsh though, if that helps. No-one ever wants to smash Nicola's back door in, I wonder why that is? Oh yes, it's because she's a rat-faced ginger twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 They should have called him 'Window', and it would be really ironic if he grew up to be a double glazing salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 There was a couple who named their daughter "Storm" I expect that one day she will marry someone with the surname "Drain". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: There was a couple who named their daughter "Storm" I expect that one day she will marry someone with the surname "Drain". or Serge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 31 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: There was a couple who named their daughter "Storm" I expect that one day she will marry someone with the surname "Drain". If her middle name was say, Edwina and she married a man named Walters she would be Storm E Walters. I'll get me sou'wester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 On 02/05/2017 at 1:41 PM, The Lady Penelope said: Bear-Payne .. she and her partner said that they thought that it suits him. Is that anything to do with the roses tattooed on her arse? I'd happily put a thorn up there... 16 hours ago, Rev said: If the Jewish-boxer-nosed sow wanted to be topical and have a bit of class, she could have double-barrelled the little bastard's name; for instance Geordie Whore Slapper-Cunt. I never found the bucket-fanny cunt attractive anyway and she'll have a clunge as slack as a ghillie's wader after fucking every continent dry by now. I'd have fucked the paraurethral ducts out of Kimberley Walsh though, if that helps. Nah, I'd rather slip Cheryl a few, Kimbers has that wierd pig nosed look as though the bus stopped when she was chasing it, jaw-line like a full back as well. 7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: There was a couple who named their daughter "Storm" I expect that one day she will marry someone with the surname "Drain". There's some bird on Wright Stuff called Storm, a wee scots pixie that deserves a few pints... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 On 03/05/2017 at 0:24 AM, Rev said: If the Jewish-boxer-nosed sow wanted to be topical and have a bit of class, she could have double-barrelled the little bastard's name; for instance Geordie Whore Slapper-Cunt. I never found the bucket-fanny cunt attractive anyway and she'll have a clunge as slack as a ghillie's wader after fucking every continent dry by now. I'd have fucked the paraurethral ducts out of Kimberley Walsh though, if that helps. I sat next to Cheryl at a footballist game at the Germany World Cup in 2006 when she was still sweetly pretty. Now I'd expect her to take on at least the first 7 rows of blokes in the block of seats. Ruined herself with that enormous back tattoo of course. Big chav stamp. Eiffel Tower anyone. Or was that Katie Price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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