The Ice Hotel

[Neil]

What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts!

[Earl of Punkape]

5 minutes ago, Neil said:

What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts!

If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night.

lol.

lolol.

You fat sod.

[Stubby Pecker]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night.

lol.

lolol.

You fat sod.

They're called icicles, dopey.

Whilst I'm here, if Jesus was a cricketer what role would he take in the team? Cunning spinner or solid, soporific opening bat? 

[Eric Cuntman]

3 hours ago, Neil said:

What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts!

Is this the same place that Jean Claude Van Damme prances around wearing double denim, white socks, 80's slip on shoes, with a mullet haircut? He looks like a rednecks' rentboy.

[Eddie]

3 hours ago, Neil said:

What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts!

The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days,  ask bill from the Rolling Stones 

[Eric Cuntman]

42 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days,  ask bill from the Rolling Stones 

I thought you worked in Crayford, impressing a client would surely mean spunking £50 at the dog track, and then a quick bottle fight at The Royal Charlotte pub next to the railway station, unless the place has changed since I lived round there.

[Guest Snatch]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I thought you worked in Crayford, impressing a client would surely mean spunking £50 at the dog track, and then a quick bottle fight at The Royal Charlotte pub next to the railway station, unless the place has changed since I lived round there.

The dog tracks gone ages ago. 

Now the mutters meet at The Charlotte.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Snatch said:

The dog tracks gone ages ago. 

Now the mutters meet at The Charlotte.

What! The blessed emporium of Ladbrokes is gone? And the meeting place of Neo Nazis is now an Islamic stronghold? 

[Guest Snatch]

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And the meeting place of Neo Nazis is now an Islamic stronghold? 

You mean the combat 18 pub on the left heading towards Dartford? 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Snatch said:

You mean the combat 18 pub on the left heading towards Dartford? 

No, but I know where you mean, the Charlotte used to be the drinking hole of the old boys from the BNSM, (British movement), apart from the first Thursday of every month when they had the big meetings at the hall above Welling Library.

[Neil]

10 hours ago, Punkape said:

If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night.

lol.

lolol.

You fat sod.

I realise you'd prefer the Arse Hotel,no reception just a tradesmans entrance where you're greeted by the bell end boy.

[Guest nobgobbler]

8 hours ago, Eddie said:

The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days,  ask bill from the Rolling Stones 

The jocks have been trying to impress us with fried frozen mars bars for years.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

Do they have hot showers. I can't stand to stay in hotels without them.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Do they have hot showers. I can't stand to stay in hotels without them.

They do not have hot showers as such, instead of hot water they use something called Zyclon B which they say has been used elsewhere instead of hot water.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

10 hours ago, Eddie said:

The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days,  ask bill from the Rolling Stones 

There was supposed to be a seedy "cinema club" beside Euston Station along Eversholt Street. I was going home one Thursday afternoon (not on duty) when the train I was on was seriously delayed because the driver (a Crewe based one) had gone missing. Eventually they found another driver for the train. Next day I found out that the club had been raided by the police and the Crewe driver was amongst those detained for questioning by the police.

[Guest Snatch]

10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, but I know where you mean, the Charlotte used to be the drinking hole of the old boys from the BNSM, (British movement), apart from the first Thursday of every month when they had the big meetings at the hall above Welling Library.

I remember the BNP marches in welling years ago. They always went off peacefully. Meanwhile the left wing were fighting the Police and generally trashing the place,even taking down part of the cemetery wall in Upper Wickham lane at one point. They always gathered on Plumstead Common and escorted by the Police.

To think they were anti-fascist. Bunch of tree hugging cunts.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:

There was supposed to be a seedy "cinema club" beside Euston Station along Eversholt Street. I was going home one Thursday afternoon (not on duty) when the train I was on was seriously delayed because the driver (a Crewe based one) had gone missing. Eventually they found another driver for the train. Next day I found out that the club had been raided by the police and the Crewe driver was amongst those detained for questioning by the police.

ummmmm interesting.

fuck off you tedious bore.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

ummmmm interesting.

fuck off you tedious bore.

I will stay drearyflaps