Neil Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Neil said: What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts! If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night. lol. lolol. You fat sod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night. lol. lolol. You fat sod. They're called icicles, dopey. Whilst I'm here, if Jesus was a cricketer what role would he take in the team? Cunning spinner or solid, soporific opening bat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts! Is this the same place that Jean Claude Van Damme prances around wearing double denim, white socks, 80's slip on shoes, with a mullet haircut? He looks like a rednecks' rentboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: What the fucking fuck possesses people pay up to a grand a night to stay in a fucking freezer?,I honestly cannot think of anything worse,no electric no power points,pretentious cunts! The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days, ask bill from the Rolling Stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 42 minutes ago, Eddie said: The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days, ask bill from the Rolling Stones I thought you worked in Crayford, impressing a client would surely mean spunking £50 at the dog track, and then a quick bottle fight at The Royal Charlotte pub next to the railway station, unless the place has changed since I lived round there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought you worked in Crayford, impressing a client would surely mean spunking £50 at the dog track, and then a quick bottle fight at The Royal Charlotte pub next to the railway station, unless the place has changed since I lived round there. The dog tracks gone ages ago. Now the mutters meet at The Charlotte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: The dog tracks gone ages ago. Now the mutters meet at The Charlotte. What! The blessed emporium of Ladbrokes is gone? And the meeting place of Neo Nazis is now an Islamic stronghold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And the meeting place of Neo Nazis is now an Islamic stronghold? You mean the combat 18 pub on the left heading towards Dartford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: You mean the combat 18 pub on the left heading towards Dartford? No, but I know where you mean, the Charlotte used to be the drinking hole of the old boys from the BNSM, (British movement), apart from the first Thursday of every month when they had the big meetings at the hall above Welling Library. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 10 hours ago, Punkape said: If you went with your obese civil-partner you could shove frozen stalagmites up each other's arses all night. lol. lolol. You fat sod. I realise you'd prefer the Arse Hotel,no reception just a tradesmans entrance where you're greeted by the bell end boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 8 hours ago, Eddie said: The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days, ask bill from the Rolling Stones The jocks have been trying to impress us with fried frozen mars bars for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Do they have hot showers. I can't stand to stay in hotels without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 24 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Do they have hot showers. I can't stand to stay in hotels without them. They do not have hot showers as such, instead of hot water they use something called Zyclon B which they say has been used elsewhere instead of hot water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 10 hours ago, Eddie said: The ice bar in Mayfair is actually good value for money if you have a wanky client that needs impressing before the Capricorn club at Goodge Street takes control, good old days, ask bill from the Rolling Stones There was supposed to be a seedy "cinema club" beside Euston Station along Eversholt Street. I was going home one Thursday afternoon (not on duty) when the train I was on was seriously delayed because the driver (a Crewe based one) had gone missing. Eventually they found another driver for the train. Next day I found out that the club had been raided by the police and the Crewe driver was amongst those detained for questioning by the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, but I know where you mean, the Charlotte used to be the drinking hole of the old boys from the BNSM, (British movement), apart from the first Thursday of every month when they had the big meetings at the hall above Welling Library. I remember the BNP marches in welling years ago. They always went off peacefully. Meanwhile the left wing were fighting the Police and generally trashing the place,even taking down part of the cemetery wall in Upper Wickham lane at one point. They always gathered on Plumstead Common and escorted by the Police. To think they were anti-fascist. Bunch of tree hugging cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: There was supposed to be a seedy "cinema club" beside Euston Station along Eversholt Street. I was going home one Thursday afternoon (not on duty) when the train I was on was seriously delayed because the driver (a Crewe based one) had gone missing. Eventually they found another driver for the train. Next day I found out that the club had been raided by the police and the Crewe driver was amongst those detained for questioning by the police. ummmmm interesting. fuck off you tedious bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: ummmmm interesting. fuck off you tedious bore. I will stay drearyflaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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