Eurovision song cuntfest 2017

[Earl of Punkape]

This ridiculous bollocks is upon us again and comperered by the silly Irish faggot Graham fucking Norton.

After Brexit has outraged socialist/liberal Eurotwats we will get absolutely no votes at all......... and who gives a shit ?

The event is nothing more than a predominantly homosexual festival which promotes anal sex, camp-acting and discriminating against the UK entry.

Terry Wogan was a cunt.

[Guest Spanky]

Now I'm quite tolerant of most things, but Graham cunting Norton is quite the most irritating cunt ever to clog up the earth. Regardless of that, the Eurovision song contest is a cuntfest if ever there was one. The only people who actually take it seriously are woolly woofters and the homo Europeans. No wonder we are heading for brexit. It was that and straight bananas, which is the only straight thing those homo Europeans seem to want. The homos.

[Earl of Punkape]

What's this ?

Australia will take part in the Eurovision Song Contest final for the third year running after making it through the first semi-final in Kiev.

Australia ? What a load of shit. Unbelievable bollocks.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Just wondering Punker's whether you are round and jolly?

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

What's this ?

Australia will take part in the Eurovision Song Contest final for the third year running after making it through the first semi-final in Kiev.

Australia ? What a load of shit. Unbelievable bollocks.

For someone who thinks,and I quote you here;

 "The event is nothing more than a predominantly homosexual festival which promotes anal sex, camp-acting and discriminating against the UK entry."

You seem pretty upset about the inclusion of Australia and the discrimination against the UK entry,and we all know you've never been discriminatory against any entry.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said:

Just wondering Punker's whether you are round and jolly?

Fuck off you septic old hag.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, Snatch said:

For someone who thinks,and I quote you here;

 "The event is nothing more than a predominantly homosexual festival which promotes anal sex, camp-acting and discriminating against the UK entry."

You seem pretty upset about the inclusion of Australia and the discrimination against the UK entry,and we all know you've never been discriminatory against any entry.

You won't miss a minute of the shite along with Ramone your live-in rent boy.......  lol.

Fuck off.

[PANZER MURPHY]

I watch it for the top notch broken English speaking euro totty ...le snurge. .nil poix. .

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You won't miss a minute of the shite along with Ramone Your live -in rent boy.......  lol.

Fuck off.

How is Tonga your toyboy from Peru?

[Guest Snatch]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

You won't miss a minute of the shite along with Ramone Your live -in rent boy.......  lol.

Fuck off.

That coming from the rent boy specialist. 

[Guest Mingeeta]

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

I watch it for the top notch broken English speaking euro totty ...le snurge. .nil poix. .

Panzerknacker 

And still most can obviously speak it better than you. Prick.

[nocti]

I actually agree with you on this single occasion Spunkers, you fucking Lambrini drinking cunt, but I have to say I do flick over to this on occasion, just for some of the fanny. The piece who won the last one looks like she could suck-start a combine harvester.

[Jiggerycock]

Our forthcoming performance in this pan-Continental shitstorm, is the most cogent argument for a Hard Brexit there is.

[PANZER MURPHY]

58 minutes ago, Mingeeta said:

And still most can obviously speak it better than you. Prick.

Laffin. .you flid monger 

Panzerknacker 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, Punkape said:

What's this ?

Australia will take part in the Eurovision Song Contest final for the third year running after making it through the first semi-final in Kiev.

Australia ? What a load of shit. Unbelievable bollocks.

Unfathomable, I believe Israel usually enters the contest as well, Israel! One of the better known European countries.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Unfathomable, I believe Israel usually enters the contest as well, Israel! One of the better known European countries.

How about a North Korean entry to help promote a sense of diversity and collectivity....

The cunts who run this "competition" are the same as the cunts running the EEC.. ..thank fuck we're leaving.

[Roadkill]

Just now, Punkape said:

How about a North Korean entry to help promote a sense of diversity and collectivity....

The North Korean's are always eager to put on a good performance in everything they do. It's almost like their lives depend on it.

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

The North Korean's are always eager to put on a good performance in everything they do. It's almost like their lives depend on it.

Like this..... 

lol.

[Roadkill]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Like this..... 

lol.

 

[Guest Manky]

I can't honestly see Israel getting many points in the Middle East Song Contest featuring excessive goat bummery and the losers being ravaged by odour eaters.

[Guest Snatch]

9 hours ago, nocti said:

I actually agree with you on this single occasion Spunkers, you fucking Lambrini drinking cunt, but I have to say I do flick over to this on occasion, just for some of the fanny. The piece who won the last one looks like she could suck-start a combine harvester.

That wasn't the freak with the beard was it?