Captain Edward Grace "Titus" Oates

[Guest Ollyboro]

Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted"  every hour -on the hour by the village elders.

[Earl of Punkape]

7 hours ago, Ollyboro said:

Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted"  every hour -on the hour by the village elders.

No replies yet .......lol

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Nearest inuit  tribe would have been about 10,000 miles away in the Artic circle. but reading up on him he seems to have been a moaning cunt.

[PANZER MURPHY]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

No replies yet .......lol

Laffin ..your an awful cunt punkers baby

Panzerknacker 

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

I once shagged a bird with a suspiciously shallow vagina. 

[ratcum]

15 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

I once shagged a bird with a suspiciously shallow vagina. 

that's because your 'brother' didn't have the full work done

[camberwell gypsy]

Maybe he wanted to get off Scott free! Get it? Scott free; Captain Scott? 

I'll get me kuspuk and muff. 

[PANZER MURPHY]

Watched a doco about him. .seems it'll take about 400 years for the lump of ice he's entombed in to break off and float out to sea 

Panzerknacker 

[Cuntybaws]

3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Watched a doco about him. .seems it'll take about 400 years for the lump of ice he's entombed in to break off and float out to sea 

Captain America got lucky then.

[Guest Spanky]

On 2017-5-13 at 0:11 AM, Ollyboro said:

Aka a cold fucking idiot. His sacrifice was utterly fucking pointless. Who knows; if he'd hung about a bit he could have at least kept everyone's spirits up by letting them all kick the pious cunt into a coma.....then eating him. Just fucking wandering off like that's not on. I reckon he'd seen a passing Eskimo tribe.....out the corner of his eye like....and thought fuck Scott and the other 2 cunts...and ran off and agreed with the Eskimos that in exchange for 1) Food. 2)Warmth 3) Mainly rubber clothing 4) An alibi, Oates was prepared to "get his eyebrows frosted"  every hour -on the hour by the village elders.

Whilst not exactly being kept awake at night troubling over this, let me tell you about Captain Oates. Captain Oates was a prat.