Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Drew, how many times have you knocked one out thinking about Smurfette? Well, as you asked. About 4 months ago it was a choice between The Smurfs movie and some political programme with Diane Abbott, so once. And I'm proud of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 45 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well, as you asked. About 4 months ago it was a choice between The Smurfs movie and some political programme with Diane Abbott, so once. And I'm proud of it. Better Smurfette than Madam Cholet from the wombles, that's just wrong. But still a more enticing prospect than facing the abyss of Abbott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. Drew, why the fuck has the title of this dog turd of a nom got a series of question marks after it? Are you trying to say you need confirmation from a bunch of cunts here, that this is wrong? Have you been hanging out with, or hanging out of, punkers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: Hahahaha! Latest update on the activity page: 'eavensabove started following inter species sex. Well all had our suspicions and he does disappear from time to time, just sayin like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Drew, why the fuck has the title of this dog turd of a nom got a series of question marks after it? Are you trying to say you need confirmation from a bunch of cunts here, that this is wrong? Have you been hanging out with, or hanging out of, punkers? I find the descriptive prose of this pensioner encouraging his bird to have full intercourse with a St Bernard and a Labrador (a black one aswell!) and then having a go on her afterwards. The question being why would anyone want to indulge in sloppy dog seconds???? It's sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I find the descriptive prose of this pensioner encouraging his bird to have full intercourse with a St Bernard and a Labrador (a black one aswell!) and then having a go on her afterwards. The question being why would anyone want to indulge in sloppy dog seconds???? It's sick. Everyone's got to have a hobby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Everyone's got to have a hobby does punkers-baiting count as a hobby? or is it just a past-time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 I wouldn't mind having a go at fucking a baby seal. With a baseball bat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Following? I'm its greatest fan! Deleted Ha! That'll teach you for slandering my nonexistent wife! Good job Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I wouldn't mind having a go at fucking a baby seal. With a baseball bat. They tend to use ice picks and pickaxes these days. PC cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 23 hours ago, Roadkill said: ...girlfriend with a minge the size of a wheelie bin... We've all had one of those! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: We've all had one of those! Yes, but it's the prospect of it being the same one that worries me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: We've all had one of those! It's when your wheelie bin is the size of a minge you should begin to worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 @Rick_B did old jazz jib jab punky buggering a paralyzed dog in a Tesco car park? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: We've all had one of those! Spunkers hasn't, but one of his close golf buddies did tell him his arse gaped that wide, it was like throwing a sausage down the M6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Mingeeta said: Spunkers hasn't, but one of his close golf buddies did tell him his arse gaped that wide, it was like throwing a sausage down the M6. I heard it was closer to a Vienna sausage into channel tunnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 In Japan it's usually a squid or a sea slug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: In Japan it's usually a squid or a sea slug. or a Jap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: In Japan it's usually a squid or a sea slug. Octopus brothel, low wage bill, eight wanks at a time and one salary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Octopus brothel, low wage bill, eight wanks at a time and one salary. Here's that sick squid I owe you. RIP MikeD, may his noodly appendages bless you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Here's that sick squid I owe you. RIP MikeD, may his noodly appendages bless you. Alas I never knew him. I imagine something akin to Tyrion Lannister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 20, 2017 Report Share Posted May 20, 2017 On 16/05/2017 at 11:13 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. Does fucking a sweaty jock girl count as inter species sex....she was a real 12 Pinter. I often think about fucking someone from Wales..... but that's just sick. Anyway they use their personalities as contraception so it just ain't going to happen ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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