Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. So disgusted and repulsed by the news that you decided to make light of the story by starting a thread about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: So disgusted and repulsed by the news that you decided to make light of the story by starting a thread about it. Laffin. .ya should be pleased wuggers baby. .precedent is set..should make it easier to convince a human female to let ya near her Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: So disgusted and repulsed by the news that you decided to make light of the story by starting a thread about it. I bet he's a right dog in the sack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I bet he's a right dog in the sack. One day, he might reach the status of wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. Noakes and his civil partner keep Iguanas...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 27 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. Sex with any animal is abhorrent to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 42 minutes ago, Punkape said: Noakes and his civil partner keep Iguanas...... Yeah and some buildings have gargoyles outside them, and I bet a pound to a piece of shit the ones by your house have holes drilled in their arses, you dirty little aids riddled fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Yeah and some buildings have gargoyles outside them, and I bet a pound to a piece of shit the ones by your house have holes drilled in their arses, you dirty little aids riddled fuckwit. How rude, what a coarse fellow you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: How rude, what a coarse fellow you are. He's called Mingeeta. What did you expect? Shakespeare? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Sex with any animal is abhorrent to me. *cough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. That's pretty much the plot of "Avatar". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's pretty much the plot of "Avatar". That relationship would be ruined romantically after the end of that movie. His avatar gets killed so now he's stuck back in a wheelchair with no functioning equipment below the waist, an inability to breathe without a gas mask, and a twelve foot tall blue cat faced girlfriend with a minge the size of a wheelie bin. At the very least it's going to be entirely one sided if he can actually manage to wheel himself to her tree house before he needs to change the filters on his mask every day to fist her. James Cameron really didn't think this one through... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 you've just ruined any potential plot lines for Avatar 2 (smurfs revenge). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: you've just ruined any potential plot lines for Avatar 2 (smurfs revenge). Plot? GTFO...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: not many things disgust me but I feel confused by the detailed report of a pensioner encouraging his girlfriend to be 'a dogs best friend' in Metro. No wonder the St Bernard looks knackered. To fuck with going dog-style. Their breath stinks, however Wivvers would give one a goose. It's legal to marry an animal in Nebraska, and many folks there do. That's the yanks for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Hahahaha! Latest update on the activity page: 'eavensabove started following inter species sex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: That relationship would be ruined romantically after the end of that movie. His avatar gets killed so now he's stuck back in a wheelchair with no functioning equipment below the waist, an inability to breathe without a gas mask, and a twelve foot tall blue cat faced girlfriend with a minge the size of a wheelie bin. At the very least it's going to be entirely one sided if he can actually manage to wheel himself to her tree house before he needs to change the filters on his mask every day to fist her. James Cameron really didn't think this one through... James should have quit after Terminator 2. He cunted himself spectacularly with Titanic. He was finished back then. Kate Winslet got her kit off, the big boat sank. Captain Smith was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Ismay was a bigger cunt...retired and died in a cottage in Galway staring at the sea that corn holed his ego Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Ismay was a bigger cunt...retired and died in a cottage in Galway staring at the sea that corn holed his ego Panzerknacker I've yet to meet a man named Bruce who wasn't a complete cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I've yet to meet a man named Bruce who wasn't a complete cunt. Ya know...I think you're right...have a like Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I've yet to meet a man named Bruce who wasn't a complete cunt. There's a Bruce on that Supertruckers who I know, he's a fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: you've just ruined any potential plot lines for Avatar 2 (smurfs revenge). Drew, how many times have you knocked one out thinking about Smurfette? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Roadkill said: Hahahaha! Latest update on the activity page: 'eavensabove started following inter species sex. Following? I'm its greatest fan! Deleted Edited May 16, 2017 by 'eavensabove Stop it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: One day, he might reach the status of wolf. You dirty dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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