PANZER MURPHY Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 One of my friends is married to an extremely wealthy man an she was telling me over coffee he's looking to employ a disabled chauffeur. .very noble I thought until his reason became clear...he wishes to use the disabled parking badge on his car allowing his driver to wait outside while he's in sealing deals and generally moving and shaking. .so...cunt or no cunt. .spew forth your learned opinion Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Sly, but still a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Did you get the job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 I hope the fucking wanker loses the ability to walk and gets caught out and refused a new badge. Yes a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Did you get the job? Got the fucking his wife job. .better hours n more money Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Have you got a tail lift on your flidspack Citroën Berlingo van then? I remember when these type of vehicles just came in a garish light blue colour so you could avoid the cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 23 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Got the fucking his wife job. .better hours n more money Panzerknacker I was wondering when the "talking over coffee" would be revealed as something more. So, is it the wife or her husband that pays you to fuck her? Is it a zero hours contract? Do you fuck her at a prescribed time or do you offer a fuck-on-request hotline, where she can call to book a slot? Stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Have you got a tail lift on your flidspack Citroën Berlingo van then? I remember when these type of vehicles just came in a garish light blue colour so you could avoid the cunts Just had to be a French vehicle didn't it you racist cunt. In fact I wouldn't be seen dead in the back of one. Mind you, Princess Di said the same about a Mercedes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 It's not a Berlingo it's a despatch. .no room in a Berlingo ..I love my van.. cheap to run easy to maintain..minimal electronics ..good seating position ..miles better than a modern yoke Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 24 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: iJust had to be a French vehicle didn't it you racist cunt. In fact I wouldn't be seen dead in the back of one. Mind you, Princess Di said the same about a Mercedes. i've got a rear seat belt from a mercedes if you need a spare. Apparently its never been used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: I was wondering when the "talking over coffee" would be revealed as something more. So, is it the wife or her husband that pays you to fuck her? Is it a zero hours contract? Do you fuck her at a prescribed time or do you offer a fuck-on-request hotline, where she can call to book a slot? Stupid cunt. I've booked her 'slot' many a time, but yet to fill the vacancy, the prick teasing tart. ;-( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 If he goes for a spacker he'll have to get windscreen wipers fitted on the inside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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