Roadkill Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Mike Hunt said: Well, if you're a bass player, we can cure every other cunts insomnia by talking about our bass gear...no,on second thoughts it will make them suicidal, so here goes... Marcus Miller (signed) bass and Phil Jones 2x4" 100w Bass Cub. I have an Encore bass guitar that I sometimes use to prop my bedroom door open. I've considered learning how to play it but then I always remember that I'm not a faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Well, if you're a bass player, we can cure every other cunts insomnia by talking about our bass gear...no,on second thoughts it will make them suicidal, so here goes... Marcus Miller (signed) bass and Phil Jones 2x4" 100w Bass Cub. Also, get an avatar. You look like that Panzerknacker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Also, get an avatar. You look like that Panzerknacker cunt. He could do a lot worse than look like me..I'm in superb physical condition Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: He could do a lot worse than look like me..I'm in superb physical condition Panzerknacker That's irrelevant even in the unlikely event that it is true. Your online persona is a shambles that only displays your inability to chose an avatar whilst somehow being able to chose a profile page background image, which appears to be a highly detailed drawing of Franks spunk crusted wig hanging from a coat hanger. Is that why you're writing is so bad? Because your roid inflated fingers keep hitting multiple keys? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's irrelevant even in the unlikely event that it is true. Your online persona is a shambles that only displays your inability to chose an avatar whilst somehow being able to chose a profile page background image, which appears to be a highly detailed drawing of Franks spunk crusted wig hanging from a coat hanger. Is that why you're writing is so bad? Because your roid inflated fingers keep hitting multiple keys? Unlike many on here I just come on here for a laugh..not the need to be validated by randomers ..post..don't post..reply..don't reply..abuse..praise..means nothing to me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Also the notion of gauging an individual based on an online persona Is deeply flawed as most are aspirational constructs. .present ourselves as we would like to be not as we are..it would not surprise me in the least if some of the more aggressive and confrontational posters here are quite passive in real life. .irony here is that myself and the mingers persona are pretty much the same here as in the real world .. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 51 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I have an Encore bass guitar that I sometimes use to prop my bedroom door open. I've considered learning how to play it but then I always remember that I'm not a faggot. Because of the last sentence I would deem you an unbelievable tosser........ 37 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's irrelevant even in the unlikely event that it is true. Your online persona is a shambles that only displays your inability to chose an avatar whilst somehow being able to chose a profile page background image, which appears to be a highly detailed drawing of Franks spunk crusted wig hanging from a coat hanger. Is that why you're writing is so bad? Because your roid inflated fingers keep hitting multiple keys? ........but because of this post I take it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Anyway brother cunts there's rays need basking in....laters y'all Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Anyway brother cunts there's rays need basking in....laters y'all Panzerknacker Lasers by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Also the notion of gauging an individual based on an online persona Is deeply flawed as most are aspirational constructs. .present ourselves as we would like to be not as we are..it would not surprise me in the least if some of the more aggressive and confrontational posters here are quite passive in real life. .irony here is that myself and the mingers persona are pretty much the same here as in the real world .. Panzerknacker Load of bollocks. You type stupid shit in your patented little retard style only to break the act time and again with shit like this post. You seem to revel in appearing a dumb cunt online, but be subconsciously insecure enough to defend yourself with long-winded wank like this. Personally I think it's a humiliation fetish, but you're too fucked in the head to fully commit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Load of bollocks. You type stupid shit in your patented little retard style only to break the act time and again with shit like this post. You seem to revel in appearing a dumb cunt online, but be subconsciously insecure enough to defend yourself with long-winded wank like this. Personally I think it's a humiliation fetish, but you're too fucked in the head to fully commit. Agreed - he's a fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Also the notion of gauging an individual based on an online persona Is deeply flawed as most are aspirational constructs. .present ourselves as we would like to be not as we are..it would not surprise me in the least if some of the more aggressive and confrontational posters here are quite passive in real life. .irony here is that myself and the mingers persona are pretty much the same here as in the real world .. Panzerknacker what a fucking paradox. even walter mitty could separate his make beleive world from reality. whats your excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Also, get an avatar. You look like that Panzerknacker cunt. Exactly, who does this My Cunt think he is. He pops in once in a blue moon, walks and talks like he owns the place, posts bollocks, and will probably fuck off again. What a cunt, he needs grassing up. R.I.P. Quincy Cockfingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ape said: Agreed - he's a fucking wanker. Forget all this shit Apeymatey, post something that will make me laugh, I'm bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly, who does this My Cunt think he is. He pops in once in a blue moon, walks and talks like he owns the place, posts bollocks, and will probably fuck off again. What a cunt, he needs grassing up. R.I.P. Quincy Cockfingers Laffin Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Also the notion of gauging an individual based on an online persona Is deeply flawed as most are aspirational constructs. .present ourselves as we would like to be not as we are..it would not surprise me in the least if some of the more aggressive and confrontational posters here are quite passive in real life. .irony here is that myself and the mingers persona are pretty much the same here as in the real world .. If you're going to post all lah-di-fucking-dah you might at least go the whole hog and get the punctuation and capitalisation right. I despair... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you're going to post all lah-di-fucking-dah you might at least go the whole hog and get the punctuation and capitalisation right. I despair... You can't expect too much from him 'Baws - he's still not realised he should: a). Get a fucking avatar b). Remove the absurd signature c). Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget all this shit Apeymatey, post something that will make me laugh, I'm bored. You've had a like. Don't let it go to your head. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Ape said: You've had a like. Don't let it go to your head. Fuck off. Oh dear, I am trying to open friendly dialogue here. What I really wanted to ask you was where I could buy Balsa wood, glue, and a bag of rubber bands. I am going to build a really big model plane to impress you. Shall I call it the 'Gay Goose', what do you think? Oh, fuck off you cunt.....lol Edited May 25, 2017 by Witheredscrote missed opportunity to abuse Ape again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, I am trying to open friendly dialogue here. What I really wanted to ask you was where I could buy Balsa wood, glue, and a bag of rubber bands. I am going to build a really big model plane to impress you. Shall I call it the 'Gay Goose', what do you think? Oh, fuck off you cunt.....lol Unfortunately, a fair degree of intelligence and dexterity is needed to both build and fly model aircraft. Since you're a complete fucking idiot, devoid of either, your project is doomed to failure. If you want to call your abomination of wood and glue the 'Gay Goose' then go right ahead, you fucking wanker! Lol. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget all this shit Apeymatey, post something that will make me laugh, I'm bored. An Englishman, an American and a Pakistani are sitting on the ledge around the top of the Empire State Building. The American tells the other 2 that there is an up draught air current that allows you to jump off, be carried around the building and pops you back at the point you jumped, the Englishman and Pakistani don't believe him so he jumps off, gets swirled around the top and lands back next to them. The Pakistani says, "I'm fucking trying that!", jumps, and plummets to his death below. The Englishman turns to the American and says, "You know what, you can be a right cunt at times Superman". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you're going to post all lah-di-fucking-dah you might at least go the whole hog and get the punctuation and capitalisation right. I despair... Hey..it was a hot day and anyway I was replying to spackers so fucking Sue me baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Load of bollocks. You type stupid shit in your patented little retard style only to break the act time and again with shit like this post. You seem to revel in appearing a dumb cunt online, but be subconsciously insecure enough to defend yourself with long-winded wank like this. Personally I think it's a humiliation fetish, but you're too fucked in the head to fully commit. Long winded wank....coming from someone whose op on public transport read like terms n conditions of an insurance policy. .a bard you are not....stick to drawing your little green wank girl pics Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Long winded wank....coming from someone whose op on public transport read like terms n conditions of an insurance policy. .a bard you are not....stick to drawing your little green wank girl pics Panzerknacker You've been wanking to my art, haven't you? That's twice you've mentioned it in relation to masturbation in just as many days. I know it's spectacular and all but if you absolutely have to perform such lewd acts don't go projecting on others. In both the literal and metaphorical sense. Fucking weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 10 hours ago, Ape said: Unfortunately, a fair degree of intelligence and dexterity is needed to both build and fly model aircraft. Since you're a complete fucking idiot, devoid of either, your project is doomed to failure. If you want to call your abomination of wood and glue the 'Gay Goose' then go right ahead, you fucking wanker! Lol. Fuck off. Like the real thing it will hardly fly and ultimately end up in storage, probably in pieces. Dassault are a bunch of plagiarists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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