Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Have you seen that idiot who doesn't swing his arms when he walks, lately. That made me laugh, that did. Those were the good old days before you discovered balsa wood, you were funny then. Better to have once been funny, than never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 19 hours ago, Punkape said: You should have taken some of the fresh steaming horseshit home with you and made some horseshit sandwiches for yourself and your wife.......... lol. Fuck off. At least he wouldn't brush his teeth with it unlike you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 18 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Shouldn't you be making a post complaining about selfish cancer victims? Or are you too much of a pussy because you'll get banned after your little slap on the wrist? I couldn't believe he had done that, I had to read it twice. What a complete and utter twat. That little lad dying of cancer who walked England out last time, has only been given a few weeks left, I'd love to put Spunkers in a room with his family, they'd kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Travelling people are often the fucking cause. (Was going to blame the pikeys but rick would say I was being racist as it could have been a didicoy rolling road block). I love that avatar mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: I love that avatar mate. Had to be said really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Kindly explain how flying model aircraft (an activity that you would fail miserably at, due to your inherent stupidity) can be classed as attention seeking? It's a very rewarding hobby, and far safer than poking your cock through glory holes at the local pitch and putt. Fuck off. Ape, I wish you'd fuck off, I'm wasting all my likes on your posts alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're a disgrace as well as pervert. lol. How the fucking hell can you have the nerve to call anyone that, after some of the vile shite you've spouted over the last few weeks. You are a complete and utter dickwad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 18 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Ape, I wish you'd fuck off, I'm wasting all my likes on your posts alone. Then you are a fucking simpleton, and too easily amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 20 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Ape, I wish you'd fuck off, I'm wasting all my likes on your posts alone. Sorry about that. I'll spend some time studying some @Witheredscrote posts - perhaps I'll pick up some pointers on how to be completely unfunny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Sorry about that. I'll spend some time studying some @Witheredscrote posts - perhaps I'll pick up some pointers on* to be completely unfunny. 'on to be' In your rush to try and score a cheap 'like', you missed out the 'how*' and made yourself look a cunt. Is it the fumes from the glue you use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 'on to be' In your rush to try and score a cheap 'like', you missed out the 'how*' and made yourself look a cunt. Is it the fumes from the glue you use? What a terrible mistake to have made. I noticed it about ten seconds after posting and corrected it, which proves you're just sitting there reading everything I post like some kind of disgusting French stalker. You're a fucking freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Horses and their riders should fuck off into the fields and abattoirs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: Horses and their riders should fuck off into the fields and abattoirs Soylent green anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Wolfie said: What if she has a case of the trots? I wouldn't say neigh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Mingeeta said: I couldn't believe he had done that, I had to read it twice. What a complete and utter twat. That little lad dying of cancer who walked England out last time, has only been given a few weeks left, I'd love to put Spunkers in a room with his family, they'd kill him. Frankape's got form for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Soylent green anyone? And by that, you mean Tesco Value burgers and ready meals*. *other own brand products that contain horse are also available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Horses and their riders should fuck off into the fields and abattoirs Yeah, and to the fucking glue factories too. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 14 hours ago, Ape said: Yeah, and to the fucking glue factories too. Fucking cunts. Are you still using animal glue for building your toy planes, you backward cretin. What about this American Gorilla glue?....... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Are you still using animal glue for building your toy planes, you backward cretin. What about this American Gorilla glue?....... lol You seem to know a lot about glue. Do you sniff it in your East Croydon bedsit, hiding behind the heavily soiled sofa until the TV license inspector goes away? Once you've got you solvent buzz going, do you watch daytime cookery shows, dreaming that you live somewhere else, somewhere like France, eating horses hooves cooked by Michelle Roux Jr and shitting in the shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spanky said: You seem to know a lot about glue. Do you sniff it in your East Croydon bedsit, hiding behind the heavily soiled sofa until the TV license inspector goes away? Once you've got you solvent buzz going, do you watch daytime cookery shows, dreaming that you live somewhere else, somewhere like France, eating horses hooves cooked by Michelle Roux Jr and shitting in the shower? Did I tell you about the shower thing? I vaguely remember describing the toe squishing, plug hole technique to you some weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did I tell you about the shower thing? I vaguely remember describing the toe squishing, plug hole technique to you some weeks ago. Yeah, it is the sort of disgusting activity I would expect of the French (or those who pretend to be French). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2017 Report Share Posted June 6, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: Yeah, it is the sort of disgusting activity I would expect of the French (or those who pretend to be French). Withers is half French, which means he only inserts 50% of his todger into the goose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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