Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Decisions decisions. I don't know where the fuck to go, except for a hike. ISIS have obliterated historical sites, Cruises are for puffs and an all inclusive at Butlins has a nasty ring to it. I aint one for slouching on a beach all day, and so Skegness is out and skiing is for the ferrel... Where do you lot go. Where do Cunts go on vacation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Your house when you are away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Rotherham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Decisions decisions. I don't know where the fuck to go, except for a hike. ISIS have obliterated historical sites, Cruises are for puffs and an all inclusive at Butlins has a nasty ring to it. I aint one for slouching on a beach all day, and so Skegness is out and skiing is for the ferrel... Where do you lot go. Where do Cunts go on vacation? Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 Fly to Vegas, hire a motorcycle, ride it to California, go up the coast road as far as Oregon, then back to Vegas. Then kill yourself and save the plane fare home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 22, 2017 Report Share Posted June 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fly to Vegas, hire a motorcycle, ride it to California, go up the coast road as far as Oregon, then back to Vegas. Then kill yourself and save the plane fare home. To conserve precious resources, it'd be better if he simply killed himself in his hovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Ape said: To conserve precious resources, it'd be better if he simply killed himself in his hovel. I don't care where he goes as long as it's away from here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Cuntington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Decisions decisions. I don't know where the fuck to go, except for a hike. ISIS have obliterated historical sites, Cruises are for puffs and an all inclusive at Butlins has a nasty ring to it. I aint one for slouching on a beach all day, and so Skegness is out and skiing is for the ferrel... Where do you lot go. Where do Cunts go on vacation? With what I charge per week for my gites*, I should think it's France. * Book early for a Withers Farm Experience Holiday. 10% discount for CC members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Decisions decisions. I don't know where the fuck to go, except for a hike. ISIS have obliterated historical sites, Cruises are for puffs and an all inclusive at Butlins has a nasty ring to it. I aint one for slouching on a beach all day, and so Skegness is out and skiing is for the ferrel... Where do you lot go. Where do Cunts go on vacation? Open water shark diving at Guadalupe, Mexico....you and Punky could take the gospel of the lord to a tribe of cannibal pygmies in New Guinea...a stroll through the lava fields at Kilauea Hawaii....A tour of the Domestos factory, with free samples to drink at the end... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 47 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: With what I charge per week for my gites*, I should think it's France. * Book early for a Withers Farm Experience Holiday. 10% discount for CC members. Withers farm experience holiday? Are you pimping out those geese now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 my next holiday is booked on the Virgin Galactic and in the meantime I might try North Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 13 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: my next holiday is booked on the Virgin Galactic and in the meantime I might try North Korea. Do be a gent and nick the corner a propaganda poster, won't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 Few days in the Midlands or south coast maybe....us dole bludgers are too poor for decadent foreign travel Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Open water shark diving at Guadalupe, Mexico....you and Punky could take the gospel of the lord to a tribe of cannibal pygmies in New Guinea...a stroll through the lava fields at Kilauea Hawaii....A tour of the Domestos factory, with free samples to drink at the end... I would have considered the above as an attractive option, until Punkers entered the equation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 11 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Fly to Vegas, hire a motorcycle, ride it to California, go up the coast road as far as Oregon, then back to Vegas. Then kill yourself and save the plane fare home. Boring... I did that last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 12 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Norway. Does it have a culture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Neil said: Cuntington What's the food like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Withers farm experience holiday? Are you pimping out those geese now? Now we're fucking the EU off into the long grass, goose sex tourism could be big on the continent when our lot ban the vile practice. Old scrote could be quids in soon so if you catch him at the bar, he's buying the pastis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Boring... I did that last year. No you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Now we're fucking the EU off into the long grass, goose sex tourism could be big on the continent when our lot ban the vile practice. Old scrote could be quids in soon so if you catch him at the bar, he's buying the pastis. Too fuckin' true Stibbly. The Brits are not that in to it, but those big fat Krauts are. They even march like them in times of war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Now we're fucking the EU off into the long grass, goose sex tourism could be big on the continent when our lot ban the vile practice. Old scrote could be quids in soon so if you catch him at the bar, he's buying the pastis. One needs to be French to understand the ins & outs of G.F. (Gosling Fornication) and/or want to spend anytime at all in the poxy place, though I have heard through the grapevine that Wither's Foie Gras Motel offers plucking lessons for the less fortunate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: No you didn't. Oh yes I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Oh yes I did. Oh no you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 23, 2017 Report Share Posted June 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Too fuckin' true Stibbly. The Brits are not that in to it, but those big fat Krauts are. They even march like them in times of war. Goose stepping geese, dressed up in black SS clobber for the sexual gratification of your pot bellied Hun clients? Good god alive man, I know euros are a liberal bunch but you have to draw the line somewhere! Can you put them in Lycra for manky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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