Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Quite as to why some folks (particularly the famous) have to squiggle their quills rather than simply write what their fucking name really is, is beyond me. They must practice and practice to get it right before launching it onto the market to make some kind of artistic point. I mean, what fucking use would a signed I.O.U be from this following cunt... By all accounts its the signature of Michael J Fox... Anybody would think that the cunt cannot hold a fucking pen! I'd not lend him any money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Looks more like Stevie Wonder's signature to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 13 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Looks more like Stevie Wonder's signature to me. I actually gave him a cheese grater and he reckons it's the best book he's ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I actually gave him a cheese grater and he reckons it's the best book he's ever read. Not quite. The most VIOLENT book he ever read. If you are going to quote an old joke, at least get the punch line right, 'eavens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Not quite. The most VIOLENT book he ever read. If you are going to quote an old joke, at least get the punch line right, 'eavens! How did Stevie Wonder burn his ear?..... Answering the iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 48 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quite as to why some folks (particularly the famous) have to squiggle their quills rather than simply write what their fucking name really is, is beyond me. They must practice and practice to get it right before launching it onto the market to make some kind of artistic point. I mean, what fucking use would a signed I.O.U be from this following cunt... By all accounts its the signature of Michael J Fox... Anybody would think that the cunt cannot hold a fucking pen! I'd not lend him any money. You cunt! When did you steal my next drawing?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 50 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quite as to why some folks (particularly the famous) have to squiggle their quills rather than simply write what their fucking name really is, is beyond me. They must practice and practice to get it right before launching it onto the market to make some kind of artistic point. I mean, what fucking use would a signed I.O.U be from this following cunt... By all accounts its the signature of Michael J Fox... Anybody would think that the cunt cannot hold a fucking pen! I'd not lend him any money. This is exactly what you end up with if you try and draw a Ferrari with an Etch-A-Sketch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 51 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quite as to why some folks (particularly the famous) have to squiggle their quills rather than simply write what their fucking name really is, is beyond me. They must practice and practice to get it right before launching it onto the market to make some kind of artistic point. I mean, what fucking use would a signed I.O.U be from this following cunt... By all accounts its the signature of Michael J Fox... Anybody would think that the cunt cannot hold a fucking pen! I'd not lend him any money. That's Neil's ECG reading when the nurse bent over to pick up her pen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 When I was 6 I was put in the unusual position of giving a celebrity my autograph. Sir James Wilson Savile, OBE, KCSG (31 October 1926 – 29 October 2011) insisted I used his special flesh pen with its funny ink to write my name. Later on he raped me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: How did Stevie Wonder burn his ear?..... Answering the iron. Stevie, has being blind held you back in life? Hell no man, I could have been born black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Stevie, has being blind held you back in life? Hell no man, I could have been born black That's why he's always smiling, he doesn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 58 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Not quite. The most VIOLENT book he ever read. If you are going to quote an old joke, at least get the punch line right, 'eavens! All I know, is that when Parkinson interviewed him and asked what is was like being blind, Wonder replied that it was better than being black. Even Withers can vouch for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 29 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: When I was 6 I was put in the unusual position of giving a celebrity my autograph. Sir James Wilson Savile, OBE, KCSG (31 October 1926 – 29 October 2011) insisted I used his special flesh pen with its funny ink to write my name. Later on he raped me. Did he fix it for you? I once asked Chuck Norris for his autograph, but forgot that his signature was a kick to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: All I know, is that when Parkinson interviewed him and asked what is was like being blind, Wonder replied that it was better than being black. Even Withers can vouch for that. Fuck me,are you on the red Smarties again? READ before you go off on an ADHD wobbler you fucking spazz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just now, Neil said: Fuck me,are you on the red Smarties again? READ before you go off on an ADHD wobbler you fucking spazz That's my signature mark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Who you fucking calling Mark??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Not all signatures are bad Jazz. For instance, I'd love to see your GP sign your death certificate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 50 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Not all signatures are bad Jazz. For instance, I'd love to see your GP sign your death certificate. Ahhh, but then again he already has. I'll tell you what. How about you showing us your Civil Partnership docs? You know the one. All flamboyant in pink ink: Mr & Mr Fatty Stickers and with Punkers as your witness. You gay cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Neil said: Who you fucking calling Mark??? YOU! Dog with a lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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