southerncunt Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 38 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I understood what frank was alluding to and decided to ignore it and go on a rant about the decapitation of my neighbours. In no way was it a moment of confusion due to being intoxicated, honest. I will let you off this once. But you are on notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 20 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Quince (sadly quite dead) would have crapped in his mouth. I can't quite get my head round it, but I miss that deranged scat fetishist cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I can't quite get my head round it, but I miss that deranged scat fetishist cunt! Eddie still thinks that he has got a pulse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Eddie still thinks that he has got a pulse. I believe Quince is skulking and slithering about in the shadows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 11 hours ago, southerncunt said: I'm not sure you understand, Snowflake. I'm not sure I understand snowflake either. Is he on something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: I'm not sure I understand snowflake either. Is he on something? "Snow"flake: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Good nom Killer. You gave the cunt too much of your attention and he's gonna be borrowing your strimmer before the weekend's over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm not sure I understand snowflake either. Is he on something? I'll be thinking of you during tonight's performance Gobbie. Fat whore x Chaka Khan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I'll be thinking of you during tonight's performance Gobbie. Fat whore x Chaka Khan. I'm not fat Frank. If I gave you a 10 yard start I could still beat you in a hundred yard sprint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm not fat Frank. If I gave you a 10 yard start I could still beat you in a hundred yard sprint. Great. Dump that stinky fishy fuckwit husband of yours and get your skinny arse on a plane to Seville. You'll have the time of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Great. Dump that stinky fishy fuckwit husband of yours and get your skinny arse on a plane to Seville. You'll have the time of your life. But you won't be there, you are in front of a computer in Peckham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Admiral Noakes said: in Peckham. He's actually in Sherborne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 28/07/2017 at 2:41 PM, Roadkill said: I was out in the front garden cutting the grass and pulling some weeds when some utter flid who lives across the road from me took it as an invitation to come and chat with me. I've just had to spend three fucking hours listening to this twat tell me about how he's a master programmer, retired DJ, gardener, carer for his elderly mother, full time father, toy collector, hacker and guitarist. Around the two hour mark his two sons (who will now be referred to as Fatty and Skinny) came over. Fatty appeared to have some kind of Down's disease because he was slurring his words and kept wandering in small circles for no reason and Skinny proceeded to mount and apparently dry hump my fence for the duration of the onslaught, both occasionally adding their own contributions to the conversation such as what games consoles they owned and played whilst their father paused to show me various pictures on his phone of random computer graphics cards and gaming PC towers. After another hour of this the local ice cream man saved me from further assault by showing up with his siren blaring and Fatty and Skinny both demanded Cornettos. The wanker shook my hand as if the hours of verbal torture had somehow made us socially closer and I packed up my strimmer and got back inside as fast as possible when their backs were turned. They're still in the street right now, racing fucking RC cars. I fear to go back outside... Gardening an uphill struggle for you Killer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Gardening an uphill struggle for you Killer? I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I see what you did there no one else will Wizzo. It'll be our little secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Great. Dump that stinky fishy fuckwit husband of yours and get your skinny arse on a plane to Seville. You'll have the time of your life. We both know the nearest you've been to Seville is that pound of oranges Londo gave you off his fruit & veg stall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: no one else will Wizzo. It'll be our little secret Are you getting a room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: Are you getting a room? bus shelter will do us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: bus shelter will do us Tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 On 28/07/2017 at 2:41 PM, Roadkill said: I was out in the front garden cutting the grass and pulling some weeds when some utter flid who lives across the road from me took it as an invitation to come and chat with me. I've just had to spend three fucking hours listening to this twat tell me about how he's a master programmer, retired DJ, gardener, carer for his elderly mother, full time father, toy collector, hacker and guitarist. Around the two hour mark his two sons (who will now be referred to as Fatty and Skinny) came over. Fatty appeared to have some kind of Down's disease because he was slurring his words and kept wandering in small circles for no reason and Skinny proceeded to mount and apparently dry hump my fence for the duration of the onslaught, both occasionally adding their own contributions to the conversation such as what games consoles they owned and played whilst their father paused to show me various pictures on his phone of random computer graphics cards and gaming PC towers. After another hour of this the local ice cream man saved me from further assault by showing up with his siren blaring and Fatty and Skinny both demanded Cornettos. The wanker shook my hand as if the hours of verbal torture had somehow made us socially closer and I packed up my strimmer and got back inside as fast as possible when their backs were turned. They're still in the street right now, racing fucking RC cars. I fear to go back outside... You're fucked now Roadkill. Tomorrow you'll have his Hattie Jacques of a wife knocking on your door with a plate of cup cakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 28/07/2017 at 7:33 PM, Tata Steely Dan said: Do you live opposite Julian Cope? It could be his Passionate Friend coming over with a Reward. But that's Just a story. See what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It could be his Passionate Friend coming over with a Reward. But that's Just a story. See what I did there? Oh fuck. Last time this happened I spent 3 hours reciting every lyric Toyah Wilcox ever fucking sang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Admiral Noakes said: But you won't be there, you are in front of a computer in Peckham. Fucking hope not. That's the next village Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh fuck. Last time this happened I spent 3 hours reciting every lyric Toyah Wilcox ever fucking sang! Isht a myshtery oh isht a myshtery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: no one else will Wizzo. It'll be our little secret Don't worry I didn't see what you said .. poor killer poking a way through the brown stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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