Neil Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Some Spanish footballer (iron) has had to withdraw from a Champions League match tonight because after shaving his legs he has developed a pimple that has turned poisonous and he can't pull his socks up,what a fucking raging pooftah.The only thing a real man has to shave is his chin,any cunt that shaves any other part of their body is a batting for the other side and deserves a butt fucking from the biggest girl footballist of all...Ronaldo,as bent a cunt as you could ever find running around a pitch.Can you imagine Peter Storey,Norman Hunter or Dave McKay doing it,those cunts would have played with a fucking broken leg(a big fuck off hairy one) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 What about if you go to the hospital for an operation and they shave your pubes off, or your chest hair or something? Would you become a bummer under those circumstances? (Asking on behalf of an acquaintance). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 I'm told that cyclists have also been known to wax their "back, sack and crack". I'm sure Manky will be along to confirm or deny this shortly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm told that cyclists have also been known to wax their "back, sack and crack". I'm sure Manky will be along to confirm or deny this shortly. Are you implying that Manky has mastered the use of tools? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Are you implying that Manky has mastered the use of tools? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'm told that cyclists have also been known to wax their "back, sack and crack". I'm sure Manky will be along to confirm or deny this shortly. I've never heard of that one. I don't shave bits either. In winter it is a blow torch and any other time, sandpaper or bastatd file. Aerodynamically, with everything I carry, I am like a shopping mall. I have the radar signature of a Zeppelin but my ninja qualities make me all but invisible. Fuck off Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Are you implying that Manky has mastered the use of tools? I use tools like you to smash things and put fires out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: I use tools like you to smash things and put fires out. Are you insinuating that you've discovered the secret of man's red flower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Are you insinuating that you've discovered the secret of man's red flower? There is an interesting story about Siberians in 1946. If it wasn't for Manchester, the first industrial city in the world, you would still be wearing furs and cut up Nissan tyres as shoes. Neil is correct, you are a born cunt Edited September 14, 2017 by Manky Do not alter quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: I've never heard of that one. I don't shave bits either. In winter it is a blow torch and any other time, sandpaper or bastatd file. Aerodynamically, with everything I carry, I am like a shopping mall. I have the radar signature of a Zeppelin but my ninja qualities make me all but invisible. Fuck off Ape. What a load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: What a load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense. It would be to you. Every time I mention a bicycle, the synapses in your brain seem to fire (do you know what chlorinasterase does?) and you type a load of abuse. You are so nasty to me that a third party could be forgiven for thinking that I owed you money. Try taking some Acetyl Choline's. Preferably a lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Manky said: It would be to you. Every time I mention a bicycle, the synapses in your brain seem to fire (do you know what chlorinasterase does?) and you type a load of abuse. You are so nasty to me that a third party could be forgiven for thinking that I owed you money. Try taking some Acetyl Choline's. Preferably a lot of them. Yet another load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Yet another load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense. But if it pisses you off, it is worth the effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Back on topic if only for this one post, this nom is proof indeed that football and footballists are a bunch of poofs and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: But if it pisses you off, it is worth the effort. On the other hand you could have another load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense about model helicopters.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: On the other hand you could have another load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense about model helicopters.... lol. It'd be interesting, if someone could actually be fucking bothered, to do a comparison of how much time I apparently spend talking about model helicopters, compared to the amount of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense about homosexuality, Catholicism, Portugal, divorce, hunting, and herpees [sic] you relentlessly churn out. Cretinous, hypocrite wanker. lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: On the other hand you could have another load of mindless, rambling fucking nonsense about model helicopters.... lol. I agree, Ape does tend to 'drone' on about helicopters. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: I agree, Ape does tend to 'drone' on about helicopters. Lol He likes displaying his chopper and knowledge about gluing his chopper. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: He likes displaying his chopper and knowledge about gluing his chopper. lol. You should exchange a few humourless comments with back door specialist - you've got a lot in common. And since he's a giver and you're a receiver, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: But if it pisses you off, it is worth the effort. Yesss, my sentiments exactly! Good evening my fellow faggot-hating cunts, I'm up, refreshed and on my way to work, you guys seem really tired this dark evening, what have you been up to today? (Apart from sharing epilating techniques) I have to say, it's quite nice to see your feminine sides coming out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Ape said: You should exchange a few humourless comments with back door specialist - you've got a lot in common. And since he's a giver and you're a receiver, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported. Care to explain why, you weirdo shit-goblin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Yesss, my sentiments exactly! Good evening my fellow faggot-hating cunts, I'm up, refreshed and on my way to work, you guys seem really tired this dark evening, what have you been up to today? (Apart from sharing epilating techniques) I have to say, it's quite nice to see your feminine sides coming out Another working class oik... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: There is an interesting story about Siberians in 1946. If it wasn't for Manchester, the first industrial city in the world, you would still be wearing furs and cut up Nissan tyres as shoes. Neil is correct, you are a born cunt Reported for altering the quote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported for altering the quote! Reported for unnecessary reporting.... lol. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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