Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps getting her to lay with her back to an open window and placing a large Pifco blower fan upwind of her would help. Failing that, @Roadkill has a superb collection of Russian, Cold War era gas masks. The filters for them have been soaked in hydrogen sulfide. He's a cheating cunt, that roadie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The filters for them have been soaked in hydrogen sulfide. He's a cheating cunt, that roadie! He also has an alarming amount of knowledge regarding nuclear reactor disasters. If he was a terrorist, he'd be absolutely fucking brilliant at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He also has an alarming amount of knowledge regarding nuclear reactor disasters. If he was a terrorist, he'd be absolutely fucking brilliant at it. He'd be the evil genius to hollow out a dormant volcano and arming it with enough firepower to repel any invading assault force and withstand any bombardment, while he convinced the thicker minions to strap biochemical weapons to their chests and and cunt some sport event, like a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: He'd be the evil genius to hollow out a dormant volcano and arming it with enough firepower to repel any invading assault force and withstand any bombardment, while he convinced the thicker minions to strap biochemical weapons to their chests and and cunt some sport event, like a golf club. I think his primary target is Sunderland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I think his primary target is Sunderland. Couldn't happen to a more disgusting shit hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Perhaps getting her to lay with her back to an open window and placing a large Pifco blower fan upwind of her would help. Failing that, @Roadkill has a superb collection of Russian, Cold War era gas masks. I actually do... A GP5 and a Polish MC-1. Only for display purposes, as the filters are rumored to contain asbestos and went out of date around 1991, although I do have a few fresh filters sealed away in case I ever have to walk through a cloud of tear gas, the rubber is too degraded to form any kind of protective seal against radiation and the like, and the GP5 has a cracked lens, but the MC-1 would still be effective against tear gas and possibly mustard gas in the event that it would have to be used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I actually do... A GP5 and a Polish MC-1. Only for display purposes, as the filters are rumored to contain asbestos and went out of date around 1991, although I do have a few fresh filters sealed away in case I ever have to walk through a cloud of tear gas, the rubber is too degraded to form any kind of protective seal against radiation and the like, and the GP5 has a cracked lens, but the MC-1 would still be effective against tear gas and possibly mustard gas in the event that it would have to be used. A gas mask will stop you from dying from a mustard gas attack but unless you have an NBC suit you're still going to look like Freddie Kreuger after it dissolves and blisters your skin. Fuck working for Colmans of Norwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A gas mask will stop you from dying from a mustard gas attack but unless you have an NBC suit you're still going to look like Freddie Kreuger after it dissolves and blisters your skin. Fuck working for Colmans of Norwich. I have one of those, too. I went through a phase a few years back. I had aGP-7VM too, but whatever moron had owned it last used the drinking straw without draining it afterwards causing mildew so it stank. Also a Polish WZ67 army helmet (Polish surplus is cheap as shit) and an old tommy helmet painted black for some reason by the previous owner. It's all worthless shit, but it's what I spent my money on at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I have one of those, too. I went through a phase a few years back. I had aGP-7VM too, but whatever moron had owned it last used the drinking straw without draining it afterwards causing mildew so it stank. Also a Polish WZ67 army helmet (Polish surplus is cheap as shit) and an old tommy helmet painted black for some reason by the previous owner. It's all worthless shit, but it's what I spent my money on at the time. Why don't you make an Oddjob type hat, and go to golf clubs with it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Fosters is piss. I quite like their menswear. Still very fashionable in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I quite like their menswear. Still very fashionable in my opinion. I'm a martyr to crimplene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: I have one of those, too. I went through a phase a few years back. I had aGP-7VM too, but whatever moron had owned it last used the drinking straw without draining it afterwards causing mildew so it stank. Also a Polish WZ67 army helmet (Polish surplus is cheap as shit) and an old tommy helmet painted black for some reason by the previous owner. It's all worthless shit, but it's what I spent my money on at the time. Gas, gas, gas! After a dose of CS gas as a young nod (in chamber, mask off, name rank and number correctly before you can leave) I literally saw a black man go white-then spew his guts up like the rest of us. They used the full strength stuff back then and the watered down air freshener today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why don't you make an Oddjob type hat, and go to golf clubs with it??? I think punkers would happily hang out with a hulking brute like odd job in the hope the evil tiddlywink henchman would be hanging out the back of him, no lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I can't imagine you ever being sober enough to possess the requisite hand-eye coordination necessary to play darts, but I can imagine you merrily fucking a whippet on a regular basis. I have never practised bestiality in any form although on my medical forms there is an entry about the time I went to the doctor about a mole on my knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why don't you make an Oddjob type hat, and go to golf clubs with it??? Have you ever held a Tommy helmet? Much heavier than even a bladed bowler hat. I mean, I could just bludgeon people with the thing, but that would hardly be as iconic... Might even be considered unpatriotic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Gas, gas, gas! After a dose of CS gas as a young nod (in chamber, mask off, name rank and number correctly before you can leave) I literally saw a black man go white-then spew his guts up like the rest of us. They used the full strength stuff back then and the watered down air freshener today So that's what happened to Michael Jackson... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 hours ago, Manky said: I have never practised bestiality in any form although on my medical forms there is an entry about the time I went to the doctor about a mole on my knob. Cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Cancer? Pisces you thick fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think punkers would happily hang out with a hulking brute like odd job in the hope the evil tiddlywink henchman would be hanging out the back of him, no lube. If rumour is anything to go by, then Punker's takes darts in his stride. Double Tops coupled with Three in a Bed being his way of preference to reach one tranny dead & eighty... His limp-wristed throwing technique at the oche is legendary, and once his eyes are focussed upon the outer ring, his feathered shaft kicks in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 30 minutes ago, Manky said: Pisces you thick fucker. Was your hovel built on an Indian burial ground? Tarot reading, ouija board playing cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Was your hovel built on an Indian burial ground? Tarot reading, ouija board playing cunt. Tony Martin should have gone to sniper school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Tony Martin should have gone to sniper school. Well fuck me sideways manky! That rattle you have when you shake your head is nothing to worry about after all, It's probably your earings! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 44 minutes ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Well fuck me sideways manky! That rattle you have when you shake your head is nothing to worry about after all, It's probably your earings! Earings? For faggots and females. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: Earings? For faggots and females. Rick's just bumped shoulders with me at the bar. He's just ordered 5 shandies with blackcurrant. He's onto you. Tell Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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