Guest Snatch Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: He's very, very good, isn't he? One of the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul skinback Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: One of the best. Gather the flids around you bill. You can be king of the mongs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: He's very, very good, isn't he? He is. His mum said so, and now he's becoming a man, she's bought him his first razor and will soon be having 'that chat' with him about girls, and boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul skinback Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He is. His mum said so, and now he's becoming a man, she's bought him his first razor and will soon be having 'that chat' with him about girls, and boys. I though I told you to fuck off and take a break? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: All these footballists chants only goes to prove what a bunch of knuckle dragging think cunts they are. Yes, you're right, their a bunch of the thinkest cunts imaginable, present company excepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Yes, you're right, their a bunch of the thinkest cunts imaginable, present company excepted. I wondered who would spot my deliberate spelling mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: I wondered who would spot my deliberate spelling mistake. I'd like to claim credit for it but it looks like a few people beat me to it, which is hardly surprising considering that it's probably visible from space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I'd like to claim credit for it but it looks like a few people beat me to it, which is hardly surprising considering that it's probably visible from space. You cunt. I would have spat coffee out my nose if I was drinking a cup of coffee. Which I'm not. So I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 18 minutes ago, Paul skinback said: I though I told you to fuck off and take a break? That's a good little 5% bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The quality of songwriting has certainly declined over the decades. They'll never top the work of genius, sung by any opposition crowd at Manchester UTD games in the 70s: "who's that lying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? Is it Busby and his boys making all the fuckin' noise, cos they couldn't get their aeroplane to go". To the tune of when johnny comes marching home; "too many cried and not enough died in the Munich air disaster" was always my preference, eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 31 minutes ago, scotty said: To the tune of when johnny comes marching home; "too many cried and not enough died in the Munich air disaster" was always my preference, eric. Another golden oldie Scotty. It was also the done thing when playing Liverpool to sing "you'll never get a job, sign on, sign on" to the tune of 'You'll never walk alone'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The quality of songwriting has certainly declined over the decades. They'll never top the work of genius, sung by any opposition crowd at Manchester UTD games in the 70s: "who's that lying on the runway? Who's that dying in the snow? Is it Busby and his boys making all the fuckin' noise, cos they couldn't get their aeroplane to go". This is why being British is still the fuckin best. Public school sodomy, concentration camps, Jimmy Saville, the Merlin engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 14 minutes ago, ratcum said: This is why being British is still the fuckin best. Public school sodomy, concentration camps, Jimmy Saville, the Merlin engine And the tarty bit off the Kenny Everett video show. Valdez is cumming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And the tarty bit off the Kenny Everett video show. Valdez is cumming. Blunder Woman off Russ Abbot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: Blunder Woman off Russ Abbot Phwoarr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Blunder Woman off Russ Abbot I liked russ abbot when he shifted from comedy to straight acting, particularly in hellraiser. His "Pinhead" character was superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 11 hours ago, ratcum said: This is why being British is still the fuckin best. Public school sodomy, concentration camps, Jimmy Saville, the Merlin engine Kate Bush's tits. The finest piece of British engineering ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Kate Bush's tits. The finest piece of British engineering ever. Sinclair would disagree: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 hours ago, scotty said: I liked russ abbot when he shifted from comedy to straight acting, particularly in hellraiser. His "Pinhead" character was superb. His porn career was less impressive. "Unfunny Cunt Pokes Fat Jewess I" was deadful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 I never liked that German Greer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 6 hours ago, scotty said: I liked russ abbot when he shifted from comedy to straight acting, particularly in hellraiser. His "Pinhead" character was superb. Wasn't his dad the Abbot of Costello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sinclair would disagree: Clive Sinclair made that?? Fuck me, I thought the C5 was the pinnacle of his inventory achievements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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