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The Fat Cunt Who Keeps Coming To The Smoking Shelter Whenever I'm There


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Guest Paul skinback
1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said:

Here he is! Enoch Pallid returns.

Good evening last night? Were you compiling more examples from wikkpedia of white man's triumphs to make yourself feel better about being a dole-thieving work shy, insignificant little toe rag? 

All hail the king of the flids. Are you very successful in the real world Bill?

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Guest Bill Stickers
1 minute ago, FRANK said:

Regardless of one's achievements, I don't think anyone can ever consider themselves 'successful' as a tenant.

I've got aspirations of one day owning a piece of a timeshare if that's anything? 

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Guest Paul skinback
2 minutes ago, FRANK said:

Regardless of one's achievements, I don't think anyone can ever consider themselves 'successful' as a tenant.

interesting, Bill are you holding a mirror and ranting about your own shortcomings?

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Guest Back door specialist
7 hours ago, Decimus said:

No matter the time of day, whenever I nip outside for a smoke, I'm constantly being stalked by a fat cunt of epic proportions.

As soon as I light up, the hairs on the back of my neck start to raise as I hear the inevitable approach of heavy breathing and the wet squelch of cankles that have been brutally crow-barred into imitation hush puppies. 

As it rounds the corner into view, it's invariably as red as an enraged dog's cock and swaying from side to side in perfect imitation of a tugboat at dock. The only saving grace is that the vile cunt is that out of breath after a 60ft walk that it's incapable of boring me to death by talking.

If it's female maybe it's her subtle way of letting you know she wants to sit on your face..............

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25 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Here he is! Enoch Pallid returns.

Good evening last night? Were you compiling more examples from wikkpedia of white man's triumphs to make yourself feel better about being a dole-thieving work shy, insignificant little toe rag? 

No Bill, he was too busy masturbating,  over the shirtless prison scenes from 'American History X'.

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10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

But not a lot, I see!

Got a little 4-step trick for you, Wiz...

1. Tell pussy Stubby Pecker that you know where the cretin lives. 

2. Remain silent for at least ten days, get on with your life and don't post a single word. Keep low.

3. Sit back and watch the imbecile's thinly disguised anxiety levels blow sky high.  

4. Kill yourself.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 minutes ago, FRANK said:

Got a little 4-step trick for you, Wiz...

1. Tell pussy Stubby Pecker that you know where the cretin lives. 

2. Remain silent for at least ten days, get on with your life and don't post a single word. Keep low.

3. Sit back and watch the imbecile's thinly disguised anxiety levels blow sky high.  

4. Kill yourself.

Just as I've never once made you laugh, you continue your crusade to fail to post even ONE interesting thought.  

On the upside, you aren't having a fit of multiple personality internal conflict, which I'm certain you would lose.  It's all good sport Frank, I accept you for the pathetic sad little twat that you are.  No judgments here! 

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15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Just as I've never once made you laugh, you continue your crusade to fail to post even ONE interesting thought.  

On the upside, you aren't having a fit of multiple personality internal conflict, which I'm certain you would lose.  It's all good sport Frank, I accept you for the pathetic sad little twat that you are.  No judgments here! 

That was cruel and it has obviously stayed with you. I apologise but I have to be honest, Wiz.. you have never once made me laugh. Not once. Never. Look at coots Ape and Alf.. similar to those two old bastard Spitting Image puppets that sat up in a theatre box. Not funny but sometimes they'd make your lip curl. You've never made my lip curl, and no one likes you.

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24 minutes ago, FRANK said:

Got a little 4-step trick for you, Wiz...

1. Tell pussy Stubby Pecker that you know where the cretin lives. 

2. Remain silent for at least ten days, get on with your life and don't post a single word. Keep low.

3. Sit back and watch the imbecile's thinly disguised anxiety levels blow sky high.  

4. Kill yourself.

That's so 2014 frank; the old bullet point suggestions used to contain bleach clause.I sense you're not yourself. I've got a bottle of chianti on the go so pop round and we can talk 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
6 minutes ago, FRANK said:

That was cruel and it has obviously stayed with you. I apologise but I have to be honest, Wiz.. you have never once made me laugh. Not once. Never. Look at coots Ape and Alf.. similar to those two old bastard Spitting Image puppets that sat up in a theatre box. Not funny but sometimes they'd make your lip curl. You've never made my lip curl, and no one likes you.

I'm on a site called Cunts Corner, Frank, I'm not here to make friends.  Perhaps that's your mistake?  Also, I seem to remember telling you then I wouldn't lose a wink of sleep about never having made you laugh...that holds just as true now.  But, I will tolerate you.  You are predictable, boring, tedious and unoriginal, but for the moment, posting as yourself.  Progress.

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1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

That's so 2014 frank; the old bullet point suggestions used to contain bleach clause.I sense you're not yourself. I've got a bottle of chianti on the go so pop round and we can talk 

Stubs, you and I get along just fine.. we're mates. Tell me, has Wizardsleeve ever once made you laugh? Take your time while I go and compare his like to post ratio against Eric fucking Cuntman's.

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