Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 You're finished here frank. You just enabled the corner's very own OJ Simpson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: I can't do WORD to pdf. When I need to put something on my business facebook page I save WORD or even EXCEL as a jpeg. Works fine for me. Try that Do you work in IT consultancy or for Google? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Have you factored Elliot Gould into your calculations? alright... 7.500001 under represented. But then there's Simon and Garfunkel and Bob Dylan ah fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Do you work in IT consultancy or for Google? unfortunately my skills, tragic as they are, don't extend anything as grand as that Sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: In what way? Frank was being frank, who has also removed a like he gave me from my above comment about his imaginary wife not being allowed out of the kitchen. I appologise to nobody when they are wrong and I am right. I learned to cook curries from books and from a short evening class which I took. I very much expect that curry club recipes were used for inspiration, there are traditional methods and Vivek Singh uses them along with other curry chefs. If I said throw the chicken in a bucket of piss and then cook on a barbecue you would not get a curry. Alf, I read this and very nearly cried. You're absolutely right.. Ive got nothing on you. I'm so sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 Just now, Frank said: Alf, I read this at very nearly cried. You're absolutely right.. Ive got nothing on you. I'm so sorry. Crying so much you said it twice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Frank said: Alf, I read this at very nearly cried. You're absolutely right.. Ive got nothing on you. I'm so sorry. My real name is Akthar Muhammed Chatterjee. I cook curry for a living. I am not a semi retired Anglo saxon electrician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Crying so much you said it twice? Yes. Here, have this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Curries are for cunts who can't afford a decent cut of fresh meat. Give me a nice Sunday roast any day, especially a Sunday. Fuck off Punky you raving homo. Hello Frank. If you have nothing relevant to offer then fuck off unless your next video is of the snuff variety. They are all Johnny Foreignor shit-eating cunts on here, Drew. I'm glad - yes, I'm fucking glad - you showed these cunts some fucking sense. I hope they all catch projectile arse diarrhoea and die of shit related aids. And, Drew, do fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Hector said: They are all Johnny Foreignor shit-eating cunts on here, Drew. I'm glad - yes, I'm fucking glad - you showed these cunts some fucking sense. I hope they all catch projectile arse diarrhoea and die of shit related aids. And, Drew, do fuck off. You spell like a forigenourrr. Thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You spell like a forigenourrr. Thick fucking cunt. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Hector said: Fuck it. Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking clicking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted September 26, 2017 Report Share Posted September 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Back to the Serengeti with you, fucking clicking cunt. My hard work...all in vain... Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Frank said: Alf, even at the eleventh hour, I'll be prepared to forget about all of this shit. You've practically admitted your guilt.. all I want is a simple apology.. a 'sorry Frank'. I'm sorry Frank. Sorry that the IVF specialist didn't drop your test tube filled with the spunk and an egg (turd-probably) from whatever combination of animals they chose to create you, you fucking weird cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 9 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: My real name is Akthar Muhammed Chatterjee. I cook curry for a living. I am not a semi retired Anglo saxon electrician. Morning, Alf. Any chance of sharing that Absinthe cocktail recipe of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Morning, Alf. Any chance of sharing that Absinthe cocktail recipe of yours? 3 measures absinthe, 200ml bleach, 1 measure of drain unblocker. Serve over ice in a broken glass, drink after setting your clothes on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 Looks like you lads had quite the party on here last night, what with Quincy practising his vile Judge Grindr role play and Frank back to his disgusting best. Well played, and certainly more entertaining than the shit next door starring BDS. Does anyone want my recipe for a knuckle sandwich? LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL PMSL LMFAO Fuck off, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Looks like you lads had quite the party on here last night, what with Quincy practising his vile Judge Grindr role play and Frank back to his disgusting best. Well played, and certainly more entertaining than the shit next door with BDS. Does anyone my recipe for a knuckle sandwich? LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL PMSL LMFAO Fuck off, etc. Best evening on here for a while. Frank was almost entertaining. I have a shit sandwich recipe for Quincy an bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Decimus said: Looks like you lads had quite the party on here last night, what with Quincy practising his vile Judge Grindr role play and Frank back to his disgusting best. Well played, and certainly more entertaining than the shit next door starring BDS. Does anyone want my recipe for a knuckle sandwich? LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL PMSL LMFAO Fuck off, etc. You facetious little drunken fuck. Get your shit together and focus on the last quarter. Wastrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 4 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: 3 measures absinthe, 200ml bleach, 1 measure of drain unblocker. Serve over ice in a broken glass, drink after setting your clothes on fire. Steady on alf, you'd feel awful if the bald cunt actually made this a died a horrid death... hold on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Steady on alf, you'd feel awful if the bald cunt actually made this a died a horrid death... What's got into you coming out with bollocks like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Looks like you lads had quite the party on here last night, what with Quincy practising his vile Judge Grindr role play and Frank back to his disgusting best. Well played, and certainly more entertaining than the shit next door starring BDS. Does anyone want my recipe for a knuckle sandwich? LOL LOL LOL LOL ROFL PMSL LMFAO Fuck off, etc. Oh, well done Decimus, a very intelligent post indeed, I'm totally awestruck, where do you get your inspiration from? The Beano? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 17 hours ago, ratcum said: I can't do WORD to pdf. When I need to put something on my business facebook page I save WORD or even EXCEL as a jpeg. Works fine for me. Try that It should be easy enough to export to PDF in word .. I have just exported COCK to JPEG in Libre Office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 27, 2017 Report Share Posted September 27, 2017 On 9/26/2017 at 2:55 PM, nocti said: Forget all this shit Frank, you've been promising a new video for what feels like years. I'm expecting a misunderstood cult masterpiece that will make Saló look like the fucking Emoji Movie. Noted, Nocti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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