Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) So after my recent bed bound illness that thankfully, wasn't malria but did make me 2 stones lighter and an arse like Paul O' Grady at an orgy, I ventured out from my death bed and first thing I see is my teenage daughter with her now current boyfriend, I size him up and down until i get to this dead thing on top of his head,that's a fucking perm I thought, have I gone back in time to the 80s like some weird brummie back to the future where Benny from Crossroads will tell me it's all a dream or should I just twat the kid now, turns out hes not the only one I despair. Edited September 28, 2017 by Snowflake Malaria fuck off wolfie. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So after my recent bed bound illness that thankfully, wasn't malria but did make me 2 stones lighter and an arse like Paul O' Grady at an orgy, I ventured out from my death bed and first thing I see is my teenage daughter with her now current boyfriend, I size him up and down until i get to this dead thing on top of his head,that's a fucking perm I thought, have I gone back in time to the 80s like some weird brummie back to the future where Benny from Crossroads will tell me it's all a dream or should I just twat the kid now, turns out hes not the only one I despair. Shoot him. Aim just below the 'do. If the police object, just tell them I said it was ok. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 13 minutes ago, Snowflake said: So after my recent bed bound illness that thankfully, wasn't malria but did make me 2 stones lighter and an arse like Paul O' Grady at an orgy, I ventured out from my death bed and first thing I see is my teenage daughter with her now current boyfriend, I size him up and down until i get to this dead thing on top of his head,that's a fucking perm I thought, have I gone back in time to the 80s like some weird brummie back to the future where Benny from Crossroads will tell me it's all a dream or should I just twat the kid now, turns out hes not the only one I despair. 'malria'? Is this the cause of your verbal diarrhoea each time you visit this site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Shoot him. Aim just below the 'do. If the police object, just tell them I said it was ok. I could always shoot him in the perm like the scene from lock stock then Im sure the old bill will understand he had it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Just now, Snowflake said: I could always shoot him in the perm like the scene from lock stock then Im sure the old bill will understand he had it coming. "Gary, Gary, come on mate" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: 'malria'? Is this the cause of your verbal diarrhoea each time you visit this site? Brummies aren't known for their spelling or thier comedy just look at Jasper Carrot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 22 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Brummies aren't known for their spelling or thier comedy just look at Jasper Carrot. Ah, but Jasper Carrott is a brilliant observer of human behaviour, and that makes him funny. A lot funnier than that racist cunt Lenny Henry, even other black people hate him, like those poor Ethiopians who still haven't forgiven him for going over there with his big fat fucking wife and showing them what it looks like to eat 12.000 calories a day. They must have thought he was Gulliver on honeymoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 Lenny henrys from Dudley and your welcome to the cunt just like the ethopians we don't want him either. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Snowflake said: Lenny henrys from Dudley and your welcome to the cunt just like the ethopians we don't want him either. Dudley, Wolverhampton, it all sounds the fucking same to us down here in civilisation, and we do not like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: So after my recent bed bound illness that thankfully, wasn't malria but did make me 2 stones lighter and an arse like Paul O' Grady at an orgy, I ventured out from my death bed and first thing I see is my teenage daughter with her now current boyfriend, I size him up and down until i get to this dead thing on top of his head,that's a fucking perm I thought, have I gone back in time to the 80s like some weird brummie back to the future where Benny from Crossroads will tell me it's all a dream or should I just twat the kid now, turns out hes not the only one I despair. Did he look like Phil Lynott...? If so he may not be around for long.... lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dudley, Wolverhampton, it all sounds the fucking same to us down here in civilisation, and we do not like it. Dudley......Wolverhampton.......The Daleks should do their weapons testing programme there...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Dudley......Wolverhampton.......The Daleks should their weapons testing programme there...... lol. Yes. Spike Milligans 'Pakistani Daleks'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) 53 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did he look like Phil Lynott...? If so he may not be around for long....8 lol. funniest thing youve said fuck off wanker keep it up love yoos x Edited September 28, 2017 by Snowflake punkapes back in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2017 Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Snowflake said: funniest thing youve said fuck off wanker keep it up love yoos x Snowflake in action........lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Snowflake in action........lol. 2 likes you got out of me you litte cunt though the partition scene is a more fitting scene from when I want to see your aids ridden arse again fuck off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Dudley, Wolverhampton, it all sounds the fucking same to us down here in civilisation, and we do not like it. Its "Loik" not "Like". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 29, 2017 Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 21 hours ago, Snowflake said: So after my recent bed bound illness that thankfully, wasn't malria but did make me 2 stones lighter and an arse like Paul O' Grady at an orgy, I ventured out from my death bed and first thing I see is my teenage daughter with her now current boyfriend, I size him up and down until i get to this dead thing on top of his head,that's a fucking perm I thought, have I gone back in time to the 80s like some weird brummie back to the future where Benny from Crossroads will tell me it's all a dream or should I just twat the kid now, turns out hes not the only one I despair. Do you reckon he's done your daughter up the shitter yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Do you reckon he's done your daughter up the shitter yet? Up the bum no harm done young stickers, i don't fancy any permed haired cunt grand kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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