Cuntybaws Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that you're exactly the sort of spastic who composes all his official work emails in multi-coloured Comic Sans font, and is the self-appointed office jester. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 9 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Ah, Decimus-Imbecillus has surfaced, why don't ask Apey boy to fuck your stupid English arse you jumped-up spasmo council employee. Are you hoping that one day you’ll get a reaction to your Decimus-Imbecillus “masterwork”? It must take a long time for you to type it in each time with your fliddy little fingers - time well wasted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Are you hoping that one day you’ll get a reaction to your Decimus-Imbecillus “masterwork”? It must take a long time for you to type it in each time with your fliddy little fingers - time well wasted. He obviously has it added to the dictionary to autocorrect when starting to type wanker/cunt/tosser etc or combination thereof. Fuck off gyro monkey, get a fucking less boring hobby like train spotting, or one that's not likely to get yew arrested for stalking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: one that's not likely to get yew arrested for stalking. This is too Norfolk even for me. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: He obviously has it added to the dictionary to autocorrect when starting to type wanker/cunt/tosser etc or combination thereof. Fuck off gyro monkey, get a fucking less boring hobby like train spotting, or one that's not likely to get yew arrested for stalking. I expect you’re well into your evening “hobby” session, aren’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Are you hoping that one day you’ll get a reaction to your Decimus-Imbecillus “masterwork”? It must take a long time for you to type it in each time with your fliddy little fingers - time well wasted. Mmmmmm, Apey boy leaps to defend Decimus-Imbecillus, how touching, you two should get it on together, you obviously have a simian wide-on for the masterful Imbecillus don't you Apey boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: The proprietor is a decent bloke, Quince. Hard working and honest to a fault. So I care because I can't stand to see his generosity being buggered to death by a group of self-centered, dim-witted oblivious fucking cunts. I see. In fairness, he, like many such latte selling cunts, snidely and calculating drape out the wifi as a honeypot for idiots, in the off chance they might buy some shite. Thus, he can hardly moan when some do not spend, particularly no need when you are doing it for him. Have you shares in his outfit? Tell the fucking truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Mmmmmm, Apey boy leaps to defend Decimus-Imbecillus, how touching, you two should get it on together, you obviously have a simian wide-on for the masterful Imbecillus don't you Apey boy? BDS, if I may interject for a moment, and please excuse me if the topic has already been covered, but is there any chance you could just shut the fuck up and simply be dead? The thing is, I’ve got the gig of over-achieving sheep shagger here, and I don’t need some two-bob, Rhondda Valley Jordan Belfort wannabe ruining it for me. As you’ve got a busy night of data entry ahead of you at the British Gas call centre, I’ll understand if you don’t have time to reply. Also, maybe stay away from the ‘protection and gay’ insults, they’re not painting your cunting ability in a very good light. Until we meet again, fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 27 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Mmmmmm, Apey boy leaps to defend Decimus-Imbecillus, how touching, you two should get it on together, you obviously have a simian wide-on for the masterful Imbecillus don't you Apey boy? Mmmmmm? You sound like Panzy now. If you feel that’s something to aspire to, you’re even more of an idiot than I ever imagined possible. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Decimus said: This is too Norfolk even for me. Fuck off. FFS Dickiless. Do I have to spell the 'tree' parody out to you. If it works with Giro and Gyro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I see. In fairness, he, like many such latte selling cunts, snidely and calculating drape out the wifi as a honeypot for idiots, in the off chance they might buy some shite. Thus, he can hardly moan when some do not spend, particularly no need when you are doing it for him. Have you shares in his outfit? Tell the fucking truth. If I understood his accent correctly, the only public trading he does is with his 19 YO daughter. Nothing special though...the monobrow, gapped front teeth, fur bearing arms and legs, and layers that would only appeal to a starving shark, and that even the stretchiest spandex couldn't cover....still, the cunt makes fantastic coffee and baklava! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 10 hours ago, Bubba C said: BDS, if I may interject for a moment, and please excuse me if the topic has already been covered, but is there any chance you could just shut the fuck up and simply be dead? The thing is, I’ve got the gig of over-achieving sheep shagger here, and I don’t need some two-bob, Rhondda Valley Jordan Belfort wannabe ruining it for me. As you’ve got a busy night of data entry ahead of you at the British Gas call centre, I’ll understand if you don’t have time to reply. Also, maybe stay away from the ‘protection and gay’ insults, they’re not painting your cunting ability in a very good light. Until we meet again, fuck off. Hi Bubba boy, how's life treating you in Penrhys these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 12 hours ago, Ape said: Mmmmmm? You sound like Panzy now. If you feel that’s something to aspire to, you’re even more of an idiot than I ever imagined possible. Aawww, a little bit rattled are you Apey boy, never mind just keep the apron strings clutched tightly in those podgy hands of yours and you will be fine, I've thought of a brilliant idea, as your stressed-out work colleagues have no option but to auto-complete your sentences for you, why don't you pretend to be dumb? That should be easy, especially for you. just make your colleagues aware that you've lost your unintelligible, guttural voice and they should be able lip-read, (be honest, they do anyway) and that would make life in work much easier for them wouldn't it? And, in the meantime you could take much needed elocution lessons, in a couple of years you might be able to vocalise simple words like "Giro". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 46 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Hi Bubba boy, how's life treating you in Penrhys these days? 3 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Aawww, a little bit rattled are you Apey boy, never mind just keep the apron strings clutched tightly in those podgy hands of yours and you will be fine, I've thought of a brilliant idea, as your stressed-out work colleagues have no option but to auto-complete your sentences for you, why don't you pretend to be dumb? That should be easy, especially for you. just make your colleagues aware that you've lost your unintelligible, guttural voice and they should be able lip-read, (be honest, they do anyway) and that would make life in work and lot easier for them wouldn't it? And, in the meantime you could take much needed elocution lessons, in a couple of years you might be able to vocalise simple words like "Giro". Brilliant. That’s shown us. @Ape, we’re done here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 34 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant. That’s shown us. @Ape, we’re done here. Excellent. You can collectively fuck off to pastures new then. lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Brilliant. That’s shown us. @Ape, we’re done here. Bye then, Rhondda boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Aawww, a little bit rattled are you Apey boy, never mind just keep the apron strings clutched tightly in those podgy hands of yours and you will be fine, I've thought of a brilliant idea, as your stressed-out work colleagues have no option but to auto-complete your sentences for you, why don't you pretend to be dumb? That should be easy, especially for you. just make your colleagues aware that you've lost your unintelligible, guttural voice and they should be able lip-read, (be honest, they do anyway) and that would make life in work much easier for them wouldn't it? And, in the meantime you could take much needed elocution lessons, in a couple of years you might be able to vocalise simple words like "Giro". Rattled? Who is the one taking time out to pen a two paragraph tirade of drivel over the misspelling of a word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 On 27/10/2017 at 10:05 AM, Ape said: Rattled? Who is the one taking time out to pen a two paragraph tirade of drivel over the misspelling of a word? You can get one of these and send it to your civil partner next year..... lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2017 Report Share Posted October 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You can get one of these and send it to your civil partner next year..... lol. Fuck off You fucking wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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