ratcum Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Banana Splits? banoffee pie actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, I'm on an extended tour of dive sites in the Middle & Far East, so I'll be sporadic at best for the next few weeks. On a semi-related note I've just been up the Burj Al Khalifa (fnaar fnaar) and I am sad to report that the curvature of the Earth was not visible. Don't tell @Fender777 weirdo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: banoffee pie actually Nesquik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nesquik Imagine if you got 'analysis' mixed up with 'anal lysis'? I have it on authoritah* that the latter is quite unpleasant. It's like your whole arse melts *see what I did there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you got 'analysis' mixed up with 'anal lysis'? I have it on authoritah* that the latter is quite unpleasant. It's like your whole arse melts *see what I did there? Qualitah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted November 8, 2017 Report Share Posted November 8, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, I'm on an extended tour of dive sites in the Middle & Far East, so I'll be sporadic at best for the next few weeks. On a semi-related note I've just been up the Burj Al Khalifa (fnaar fnaar) and I am sad to report that the curvature of the Earth was not visible. Don't tell @Fender777 Don't mix with the dregs, Oracle you're better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 17 hours ago, Fender777 said: Don't mix with the dregs, Oracle you're better than that. True, if somewhat immodest. Here's one for you then. If you drilled a hole right through the centre of an (assumed) spherical Earth and then dropped a ball down that hole, how long would it be before the ball popped back out again into your waiting hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: True, if somewhat immodest. Here's one for you then. If you drilled a hole right through the centre of an (assumed) spherical Earth and then dropped a ball down that hole, how long would it be before the ball popped back out again into your waiting hand? With an estimated temperature rise of 25 degrees C for every km you go deeper and with the average thickness of continental crust at 35 km, your theoretical ball wouldnae last long unless it was made from dilithium crystals or some other shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: With an estimated temperature rise of 25 degrees C for every km you go deeper and with the average thickness of continental crust at 35 km, your theoretical ball wouldnae last long unless it was made from dilithium crystals or some other shit You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? What the fuck is the drill bit made out of then as it will get even hotter with the friction generated from its rotation? Do you reckon the 18v li-ion Dewalt will do or would it be better to use the 240v 1050w SDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? Whatever the ball is made of, and wherever you released it, I can guarantee you only one thing; Fraser Forster wouldn't save it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 23 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? Stuff and nonsense! Compared to congealed Weetabix, Carborundum, Diamond etc' is a shandy drinking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? complete poppycock, the only substance that could withstand that kind of heat and pressure without disintegrating is a littlewoods catalogue, which as everyone know is impervious to intense pressure and all attempts to burn it using modern combustion techniques have proved futile. as to your suggestion of the ball being made of diamond, well that's just saft, it would be like chucking good money down a err big hole in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You stupid fucking cunt, dilithium crystals explode if heated beyond 1500 degrees Kelvin, every cunt knows that. The ball is made of diamond, or Buckminsterfullerene. Happy now? And your theory on kimberlite pipes? who really gives a fuck- I'm sure if you deep fried said diamond ball and served it with 18 cans of tennents larger you'd be happy, anyhow I'm watching voyager now with a semi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: complete poppycock, the only substance that could withstand that kind of heat and pressure without disintegrating is a littlewoods catalogue, which as everyone know is impervious to intense pressure and all attempts to burn it using modern combustion techniques have proved futile. as to your suggestion of the ball being made of diamond, well that's just saft, it would be like chucking good money down a err big hole in the ground. Not to mention the fact that any attempt to drill through the centre of the earth would result in the liquid core expanding into the drilled hole and blocking it upon solidification. I am confident that the keenest scientific minds to ever live, Albert Einstein and Magnus Pyke would both reach the conclusion that this theory is, "a pile of fucking wank". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not to mention the fact that any attempt to drill through the centre of the earth would result in the liquid core expanding into the drilled hole and blocking it upon solidification. I am confident that the keenest scientific minds to ever live, Albert Einstein and Magnus Pyke would both reach the conclusion that this theory is, "a pile of fucking wank". Geothermal power could supply all our energy needs no fucking worries, just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Geothermal power could supply all our energy needs no fucking worries, just sayin' While your in a scientific mood. If sound is produced by the vibration of particles, and cannot exist within a vacuum, why is my fucking Hoover so loud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: While your in a scientific mood. If sound is produced by the vibration of particles, and cannot exist within a vacuum, why is my fucking Hoover so loud? Fuck this shite, remember voyager and my now fully rigid semi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck this shite, remember voyager and my now fully rigid semi? Seven of nine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2017 Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Seven of nine? Seven or nine inches would make yer eyes water for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 I bet Issac Newton never had this much trouble with his thought experiments. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet Issac Newton never had this much trouble with his thought experiments. So it's a cannonball that we drop down the hole and when it emerges, it continues its straight trajectory until it reaches a point where it maintains a perpetual circular orbit? That cunt Newton was obsessed with balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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