Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 If past Argie naval standards are anything to by it's probably parked next to the Belgrano. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-42030560 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 27 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: If past Argie naval standards are anything to by it's probably parked next to the Belgrano. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-42030560 I hope the vessel is located very soon, the submariners loved ones must be going through hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Ships sink. Do submarines float? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 (edited) Fuck 'em. Argie cunts trying to nick our islands. Edited November 19, 2017 by Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Its just surfaced in The Rochdale Canal close to Manchester City Centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 14 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck 'em. Argie cunts trying to nick our islands. You mean the Malvinas, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 5 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Its just surfaced in The Rochdale Canal close to Manchester City Centre. No. That was one of James Corden's turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Football is for poofs and irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You mean the Malvinas, right? No. The Falkland Islands. The Malvinas must be somewhere else. Thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 I helped in the search for this yesterday by asking in a popular fast food outlet but all I found was a 6 inch meatball marinara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 52 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I helped in the search for this yesterday by asking in a popular fast food outlet but all I found was a 6 inch meatball marinara. I checked in our shed and the coal hole, all the usual places but found nothing. I don't think they have lost it at all. I think they have given it away and forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 Apparently it was a German made sub so I reckon they're sat on the sea bed somewhere having run out of fuel because the fucking krauts have lied about the fuel economy of their subs aswell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Apparently it was a German made sub so I reckon they're sat on the sea bed somewhere having run out of fuel because the fucking krauts have lied about the fuel economy of their subs aswell. The first ever woman to be on an Argie sub is on board as well. She may be driving it and having a bit of trouble parking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, Manky said: The first ever woman to be on an Argie sub is on board as well. She may be driving it and having a bit of trouble parking it. Fucking hell. A new wet dream for Neil (excuse the pun). But they'd be no escape for her in a sub. Edit. Unless she decided to cut her own head off and jump out. I've heard that sometimes happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Edit. Unless she decided to cut her own head off and jump out. I've heard that sometimes happens. Jump out? So that is what underwater parachutes are for. She is a bit of a looker too. Not a hoppocrocapig with comfy shoes as you might expect. She will be fine if the Kraut's left a few boxes of bratwurst lying about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 16 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck 'em. Argie cunts trying to nick our islands. Give em back yiz cunts ..you'll not be able to afford the rent soon Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2017 Report Share Posted November 19, 2017 11 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Give em back yiz cunts ..you'll not be able to afford the rent soon Panzerknacker I think a couple of billion barrels of crude will pay for the nuclear subs and a brand new aircraft carrier to be within 48 hours of striking distance and turning buenos aires into a plain of carbon ash and dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think a couple of billion barrels of crude will pay for the nuclear subs and a brand new aircraft carrier to be within 48 hours of striking distance and turning buenos aires into a plain of carbon ash and dust. Dunno Stubby..tessy is about to fly the economy into the side of the mountain..after brexit you'll need all the friendly markets you can find Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno Stubby..tessy is about to fly the economy into the side of the mountain..after brexit you'll need all the friendly markets you can find Panzerknacker Fuck off. Nowt to do with you lot. The future is bright, the future is Union Flag coloured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck off. Nowt to do with you lot. The future is bright, the future is Union Flag coloured. Good to see your keeping an open mind about this manky. Did you spend time over the water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good to see your keeping an open mind about this manky. Did you spend time over the water? A bit. 3 tours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, Manky said: A bit. 3 tours 3 tours of the fridge probably, you lazy Northern twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: 3 tours of the fridge probably, you lazy Northern twat. I may be mistaken, which water and which fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I may be mistaken, which water and which fridge? The fridge at the back of the tuck shop at Aldershot Garrison, and the water you used to make a "map of Africa" on your bedding once you fell asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 13 minutes ago, Manky said: A bit. 3 tours Thomas Cook? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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