Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 So ISIS have fell out with HAMAS. I suppose the space station will just fry the vegetarian cunts with a Krypton B super death ray from space, keeping out of range of the dodgy veg. Seriously, a bunch of cunts falling out with another bunch of cunts in a place no cunt gives a fuck about. It is win-win all the way here but in a gesture of solidarity let's send Rick as a referee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 I hope they show all the matches live on Eurosport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I hope they show all the matches live on Eurosport. And the winner plays Hezbollah in the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, Manky said: So ISIS have fell out with HAMAS. I suppose the space station will just fry the vegetarian cunts with a Krypton B super death ray from space, keeping out of range of the dodgy veg. Seriously, a bunch of cunts falling out with another bunch of cunts in a place no cunt gives a fuck about. It is win-win all the way here but in a gesture of solidarity let's send Rick as a referee. I believe this was an Equal opportunities issue, apparently Hamas made a high level complaint to ISIS that for some reason they had been left off the list of cunts ISIS wants to kill for dissing Allah. Well obviously they had grounds because everybody else in the world is on that list and it was patently obvious to even the blindest of Equal opps Advisors that this was simply blatant discrimination. I am happy to say that the problem has been rectified and it also make the Lads in ISISs job a whole lot easier, it was a real pain making special provision for those Hamas cunts when one was planning random multiple suicide bombings. A triumph for common sense I think all will agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I believe this was an Equal opportunities issue, apparently Hamas made a high level complaint to ISIS that for some reason they had been left off the list of cunts ISIS wants to kill for dissing Allah. Well obviously they had grounds because everybody else in the world is on that list and it was patently obvious to even the blindest of Equal opps Advisors that this was simply blatant discrimination. I am happy to say that the problem has been rectified and it also make the Lads in ISISs job a whole lot easier, it was a real pain making special provision for those Hamas cunts when one was planning random multiple suicide bombings. A triumph for common sense I think all will agree. ISIS have been pretty brutal when dealing with us infidels. I think that 2 really fanatical gangs of zealots will make the news look like a Tarantino film. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 29 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I believe this was an Equal opportunities issue, apparently Hamas made a high level complaint to ISIS that for some reason they had been left off the list of cunts ISIS wants to kill for dissing Allah. Well obviously they had grounds because everybody else in the world is on that list and it was patently obvious to even the blindest of Equal opps Advisors that this was simply blatant discrimination. I am happy to say that the problem has been rectified and it also make the Lads in ISISs job a whole lot easier, it was a real pain making special provision for those Hamas cunts when one was planning random multiple suicide bombings. A triumph for common sense I think all will agree. Oh I forgot to say Allah "may peace be upon him" cant be too careful, especially in this neck of the caliphate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 This is hopefully a semi final, the other being the Taliban vs Iranian mullahs. Final to be played out in some sun baked shithole so the the winners are crowed the nuclear strike seconds after will go unnoticed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 5, 2018 Report Share Posted January 5, 2018 4 hours ago, Manky said: And the winner plays Hezbollah in the final. They beat Cowdebeath? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 5 hours ago, Manky said: ISIS have been pretty brutal when dealing with us infidels. I think that 2 really fanatical gangs of zealots will make the news look like a Tarantino film. Yes, but infidel in the world of ISIS means anyone who doesn't believe in their twisted idea of Caliphate as the goal of Islam. That includes Muslims as much as anyone else - they believe that we should all die if we don't agree with and support their ideology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 ISIS definitely need to send a team to the upcoming Winter Olympics. Anyone who hasn’t seen their curling team in action is missing a trick; no one can sweep frantically in front of a sliding severed infidel head like Neva Bin-Fucked or Hal Al-Butcha. And judging by that caged Jordanian pilot, they are also quite useful with a flaming torch. Hell of an opening ceremony, that would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Yes, but infidel in the world of ISIS means anyone who doesn't believe in their twisted idea of Caliphate as the goal of Islam. That includes Muslims as much as anyone else - they believe that we should all die if we don't agree with and support their ideology. Are you Melvyn Bragg? You’d be great on In Our Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 6, 2018 Report Share Posted January 6, 2018 6 hours ago, Manky said: So ISIS have fell out with HAMAS. I suppose the space station will just fry the vegetarian cunts with a Krypton B super death ray from space, keeping out of range of the dodgy veg. Seriously, a bunch of cunts falling out with another bunch of cunts in a place no cunt gives a fuck about. It is win-win all the way here but in a gesture of solidarity let's send Rick as a referee. I fail to see why a tasty blend of chick peas, garlic, and lemon juice should rouse such xenophobic feelings in a open minded cunt like you Manky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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