Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 26 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you? You fucking poof. I the fuck, am the type of cunt who regards you with slightly less consideration than something I may have to scrape off the sole of my shoe. Now learn your place, say something funny or fuck off. You remember fucking off? It's the same thing you've done twice before in your Welsh_cunt/BDS guises. Tedious little un-flushable turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I the fuck, am the type of cunt who regards you with slightly less consideration than something I may have to scrape off the sole of my shoe. Now learn your place, say something funny or fuck off. You remember fucking off? It's the same thing you've done twice before in your Welsh_cunt/BDS guises. Tedious little un-flushable turd. Something funny, as per your request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 19 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Something funny, as per your request. That one has us all rolling in the aisles. Reward yourself with a 12 gauge Eley game cartridge through the roof of the mouth. Go on, you're worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 I'm training some Korean racing babies and a friend asked me if they'd be steeplechase or flat racers. I said nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm training some Korean racing babies and a friend asked me if they'd be steeplechase or flat racers. I said nothing What about hurdlers? VOTE RAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That one has us all rolling in the aisles. Reward yourself with a 12 gauge Eley game cartridge through the roof of the mouth. Go on, you're worth it. Do you mean 12 bore? you Americanised spelling juvenile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That one has us all rolling in the aisles. Reward yourself with a 12 gauge Eley game cartridge through the roof of the mouth. Go on, you're worth it. There's not a clit's chance in Africa that he would have the balls to end it like that. Seems more like the type to die in some fucked up homo sex game when the zipper on his gimp mask gets jammed and he chokes on his own vomit caused by a cocktail of bad ecstasy and Nigerian spunk parasites. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: There's not a clit's chance in Africa that he would have the balls to end it like that. Seems more like the type to die in some fucked up homo sex game when the zipper on his gimp mask gets jammed and he chokes on his own vomit caused by a cocktail of bad ecstasy and Nigerian spunk parasites. That'll never happen, the only drugs I use are alcohol and caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: There's not a clit's chance in Africa that he would have the balls to end it like that. Seems more like the type to die in some fucked up homo sex game when the zipper on his gimp mask gets jammed and he chokes on his own vomit caused by a cocktail of bad ecstasy and Nigerian spunk parasites. Killer, what has two wings and a halo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Do you mean 12 bore? you Americanised spelling juvenile. You've got that round the wrong way too. '12 Bore' is the American terminology. I have a valid certificate and a lovely pair of Beretta over and unders. I'd love to introduce you to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Boris is an idiot. People who take the bollox he spouts seriously are even bigger idiots. It's just self-promotion. He knows that The Maybot hasn't got the balls to sack him because she shot herself in the foot and allowed Corbyn's Labour Party to take her majority because the opinion polls were predicting a Tory landslide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: That'll never happen, the only drugs I use are alcohol and caffeine. Was I talking to you? No. So fuck off and get back under your rock you bland little twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've got that round the wrong way too. '12 Bore' is the American terminology. I have a valid certificate and a lovely pair of Beretta over and unders. I'd love to introduce you to them. Bring it on you fat sleazy worn out poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Speaking of twats... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: Was I talking to you? No. So fuck off and get back under your rock you bland little twat. NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Bring it on you fat sleazy worn out poof. Oh look. BDS is using the word 'poof' again. The only thing that outweighs your tediousness is your predictability. Are you getting very very angry at this point? I bet you'd like to call someone a nonce and then have a celebratory wank, wouldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: NO! Listen. I understand that you want to mingle with those better than you but I just don't have the time to babysit you. Fuck off and lick some windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Listen. I understand that you want to mingle with those better than you but I just don't have the time to babysit you. Fuck off and lick some windows. Windows coated with hydrogen cyanide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh look. BDS is using the word 'poof' again. The only thing that outweighs your tediousness is your predictability. Are you getting very very angry at this point? I bet you'd like to call someone a nonce and then have a celebratory wank, wouldn't you? Is BDS short for Brain Dead Spacker or Back Door Specialist? Or both? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Windows coated with hydrogen cyanide? I'm on my way to sort you out you poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Windows coated with hydrogen cyanide? Considering how diseased the fuckwit already is I imagine plain old Windex would finish him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Skirmishing in the foyer! I love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 GOOD NIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I'm on my way to sort you out you poof. I'm shitting myself at the prospect of my nice new Caterpillar boots being stained with spunk squirting out of your mouth when I stamp on your throat. What time do you plan to arrive? I'll leave the front door unlocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: GOOD NIGHT It will be - if you never regain consciousness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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