Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 BoJo thinks we should build one .. a brilliant idea! In the middle we could have one of these to switch the sides on which we drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Fantastic idea Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 34 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: BoJo thinks we should build one .. a brilliant idea! In the middle we could have one of these to switch the sides on which we drive. Is that a switch diamond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 This man is a fucking idiot. We have a tunnel which has been used by all sorts of wankers to gain illegal access to the UK plc. Hopefully, the plan will end up like his estuary airport plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 Across the busiest shipping lane in the world and in the week where the second biggest construction company in the UK has gone to the wall, it's bidding and procurement process more shambolic than England's lower batting order What could possibly go wrong? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Across the busiest shipping lane in the world and in the week where the second biggest construction company in the UK has gone to the wall, it's bidding and procurement process more shambolic than England's lower batting order What could possibly go wrong? Troubled waters indeed,someone should write a song about it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 20 minutes ago, Neil said: Troubled waters indeed,someone should write a song about it .....or put a flag on it just in case it's not a big enough target for 9-11 inspired terrorist nutters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 It would certainly be a bridge of size. I'll get me gondola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, The Beast said: This man is a fucking idiot. We have a tunnel which has been used by all sorts of wankers to gain illegal access to the UK plc. Hopefully, the plan will end up like his estuary airport plan. You would be able to sweep the illegals off it and into the friendly sea below.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 30 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: It would certainly be a bridge of size. I'll get me gondola. What would it be made of? Steele? Will it be a Steeleye span? I'll get me tambourine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What would it be made of? Steele? Will it be a Steeleye span? I'll get me tambourine I think it nay be a bridge too far. I'll get me bren gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I think it nay be a bridge too far. I'll get me bren gun. Did you buy it in a market garden? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you buy it in a market garden? Maybe they could use a Bailey bridge? I'll get my PIAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Across the busiest shipping lane in the world and in the week where the second biggest construction company in the UK has gone to the wall, it's bidding and procurement process more shambolic than England's lower batting order What could possibly go wrong? Rumours that members of ISIS have already ordered several copies of "The Dambusters" from Amazon Prime have yet to be confirmed. Maybe we should build a practice bridge between Stranraer and Larne first to see how it goes? Although those cunts are pretty handy with the Semtex, as I recall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Rumours that members of ISIS have already ordered several copies of "The Dambusters" from Amazon Prime have yet to be confirmed. Maybe we should build a practice bridge between Stranraer and Larne first to see how it goes? Although those cunts are pretty handy with the Semtex, as I recall. If that happens we could name it The Bryan Ferry bridge. Because Both Ends Burning. Fuck off 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did you buy it in a market garden? I see what you did there. If Boris got this bridge built, he'd be the man of La Manche. I'll get me donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 They could get that big titted Kelly Brook and Dame Vera to open it and call it the Brookl..........oh just fuck off! I'l get my manteau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 You can imagine Boris and his mates on the piss and daring him to say we're building a bridge to do trade if Macron says there's no trade deal. He even got a thumbs up photo for his WhatsApp group. The guys a legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 2 hours ago, White van man said: You can imagine Boris and his mates on the piss and daring him to say we're building a bridge to do trade if Macron says there's no trade deal. He even got a thumbs up photo for his WhatsApp group. The guys a legend Who the fuck are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Who the fuck are you ? Who the fuck are you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who the fuck are you ? Albert, meet Punky! He has a profile on Daterape.com and faggotswithruphies.com You two should get on splendidly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Albert, meet Punky! He has a profile on Daterape.com and faggotswithruphies.com You two should get on splendidly. But he's a fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: But he's a fake. You really are the most boring cunt to ever inflict their presence on this noble site. I say this as someone who has suffered the likes of Andy Burnett, Apple, Pen, Camberwell Gypsy and Gronda Gronda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: You really are the most boring cunt to ever inflict their presence on this noble site. I say this as someone who has suffered the likes of Andy Burnett, Apple, Pen, Camberwell Gypsy and Gronda Gronda. And considering that his first response to any attack is to ingeniously call the assailant a poof, it's looking more and more likely that this is a creation of the artist formerly known as BDS. Another stupendously thick, boring fucking ubercunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted January 19, 2018 Report Share Posted January 19, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And considering that his first response to any attack is to ingeniously call the assailant a poof, it's looking more and more likely that this is a creation of the artist formerly known as BDS. Another stupendously thick, boring fucking ubercunt. Who the fuck are you? You fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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