Last Cunt Standing Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: One rung above Eric the bullshitting cunt. Actually I have three stars. How does the star system work? Is it one for cutting lettuce, one for milkshakes and so on? And why in the name of God do you put so much fucking ice in a drink? I occasionally use one of your drive through establishments but I’m usually back on the motorway before I realise I have been McDone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How does the star system work? Is it one for cutting lettuce, one for milkshakes and so on? And why in the name of God do you put so much fucking ice in a drink? I occasionally use one of your drive through establishments but I’m usually back on the motorway before I realise I have been McDone. I can't explain the stars as it's non disclosure. The lettuce and other salad ingredients come ready cut. We put so much ice in the drinks because that's what we're told to do, more ice = less drink = more profit. You can ask for no ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How does the star system work? Is it one for cutting lettuce, one for milkshakes and so on? And why in the name of God do you put so much fucking ice in a drink? I occasionally use one of your drive through establishments but I’m usually back on the motorway before I realise I have been McDone. His three stars grant him the enviable privilege of being able to shake the chip basket in a self important manner whilst turning to the lesser employees and shouting: "come on guys, keep it moving" in a pitiful attempt to impress the pushchair laden, tattooed skanks, queuing on the opposite side of the counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: His three stars grant him the enviable privilege of being able to shake the chip basket in a self important manner whilst turning to the lesser employees and shouting: "come on guys, keep it moving" in a pitiful attempt to impress the pushchair laden, tattooed skanks, queuing on the opposite side of the counter. Part of our training is to make as much noise as possible when shaking the chip basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 45 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Part of our training is to make as much noise as possible when shaking the chip basket. Why? Is to alert customers to it, and subliminally cause them to buy more chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 23/02/2018 at 4:32 PM, Neil said: Now that he's had his prostate removed does that mean his boyfriend can get another 2" deeper? Fry fires off all sorts of snarling rabid comments about all religions but particularly Catholicism and howls about its “homophobia”. Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. Stephen Fry and others with his level of ignorance and stupidity fail to understand that those of us “outraged” by blasphemy are not “outraged” because we are offended, whether as individuals or collectively. The offence is not aimed at any of us blasphemy is aimed at God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.That is why Christians must be “outraged”at any offence caused to the God who made us, and especially at blatant insults such as those served up by “celebrity” types with oversized egos,nasty drug habits and perpetually cheating partners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fry fires off all sorts of snarling rabid coments about all religions but particularly Catholicism and howling about its “homophobia”. Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. Stephen Fry and others with his level of ignorance and stupidity fail to understand that those of us “outraged” by blasphemy are not “outraged” because we are offended, whether as individuals or collectively. The offence is not aimed at any of us blasphemy is aimed at God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.That is why Christians must be “outraged”at any offence caused to the God who made us, and especially at blatant insults such as those served up by “celebrity” types with oversized egos,nasty drug habits and perpetually cheating partners. You know like it says in the bible, that Jesus on the whole was fairly nice? Do you think that's true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fry fires off all sorts of snarling rabid coments about all religions but particularly Catholicism and howling about its “homophobia”. Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. Stephen Fry and others with his level of ignorance and stupidity fail to understand that those of us “outraged” by blasphemy are not “outraged” because we are offended, whether as individuals or collectively. The offence is not aimed at any of us blasphemy is aimed at God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.That is why Christians must be “outraged”at any offence caused to the God who made us, and especially at blatant insults such as those served up by “celebrity” types with oversized egos,nasty drug habits and perpetually cheating partners. Oh just fuck off you raging delusional sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fry fires off all sorts of snarling rabid comments about all religions but particularly Catholicism and howls about its “homophobia”. Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. Stephen Fry and others with his level of ignorance and stupidity fail to understand that those of us “outraged” by blasphemy are not “outraged” because we are offended, whether as individuals or collectively. The offence is not aimed at any of us blasphemy is aimed at God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.That is why Christians must be “outraged”at any offence caused to the God who made us, and especially at blatant insults such as those served up by “celebrity” types with oversized egos,nasty drug habits and perpetually cheating partners. 12 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: You know like it says in the bible, that Jesus on the whole was fairly nice? Do you think that's true? "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Jesus of Nazareth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Oh just fuck off you raging delusional sheep. You should join the criticism of Fry and his silly bollocks condemnation of religion and his disgusting lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fry fires off all sorts of snarling rabid coments about all religions but particularly Catholicism and howling about its “homophobia”. Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. Stephen Fry and others with his level of ignorance and stupidity fail to understand that those of us “outraged” by blasphemy are not “outraged” because we are offended, whether as individuals or collectively. The offence is not aimed at any of us blasphemy is aimed at God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit.That is why Christians must be “outraged”at any offence caused to the God who made us, and especially at blatant insults such as those served up by “celebrity” types with oversized egos,nasty drug habits and perpetually cheating partners. Do you not think it's funny that depending on which country you're born in, leads to the type of god simpletons believe in. Hindu, Buddhism, Muslim, Christianity and loads more. What's your explanation for that. Also, can you confirm that life on earth is only 7000 years old as wrote in the bible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" Jesus of Nazareth There’s a huge difference between stoning some cunt and confronting their depraved lifestyle.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: There’s a huge difference between stoning some cunt and confronting their depraved lifestyle.... "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Jesus of Nazareth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, White van man said: Do you not think it's funny that depending on which country you're born in, leads to the type of god simpletons believe in. Hindu, Buddhism, Muslim, Christianity and loads more. What's your explanation for that. Also, can you confirm that life on earth is only 7000 years old as wrote in the bible? There are Catholics in all countries and it is up to God’s people’s to spread the good word of God.The disciples spread the word of God through the gospels and that work continues. i can confirm that your sins will be forgiven if you repent. This what Fry needs to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, King Rollo said: "Judge not, lest ye be judged." Jesus of Nazareth Jesus also threw the money lenders out of the temple.....angrily confronting usury in God’s house and forcibly removing it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: There are Catholics in all countries and it is up to God’s people’s to spread the good word of God.The disciples spread the word of God through the gospels and that work continues. i can confirm that your sins will be forgiven if you repent. This what Fry needs to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Jesus also threw the money lenders out of the temple.....angrily confronting usury in God’s house and forcibly removing it... You're not Jesus ... (Are you David Ike?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: The Pope is not providing sympathy for homosexuality or giving approval....If asked he would say it is morally wrong. He stance here is condemn the sin not the sinner. It is a politically astute statement as it helps to placate militant, gay rights activism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Looks like Jesus liked a bit of YMCA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, King Rollo said: You're not Jesus ... (Are you David Ike?) Indeed I’m not otherwise I could turn water into Chateau Lafite..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: There are Catholics in all countries and it is up to God’s people’s to spread the good word of God.The disciples spread the word of God through the gospels and that work continues. i can confirm that your sins will be forgiven if you repent. This what Fry needs to do. Good work Pinky, I like the sound of this religion. Look I am thinking of giving it a go and repenting my sins. I have a 3 day sex tour of Amsterdam booked in April and would probably have a lot of sins accumulated by then, could I book a conversion after the trip and still get off Scott free in the eyes of the almighty and be guaranteed a free ticket into heaven. Hang on a mo, I have a trip booked to Hamburg in July, look Ill get back to you in August Amen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 48 minutes ago, Punkape said: Just imagine the outcry from the liberal hierarchy and LGBT knob jockeys “community” if we were to suggest that there is no such thing as “homophobia” (which there isn’t) just people who are “insecure” in their own sins orientation and the same goes for all the other “victims” of alleged hate crimes. 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Pope is not providing sympathy for homosexuality or giving approval....If asked he would say it is morally wrong. He stance here is condemn the sin not the sinner. It is a politically astute statement as it helps to placate militant, gay rights activism. I wonder what he would make of your post ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Jesus also threw the money lenders out of the temple.....angrily confronting usury in God’s house and forcibly removing it... He’d certainly throw you out of a fucking window if he ever met you. Well, he would if actually existed in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You missed the one a few posts back where Albert perpetuated the libel by quoting Punkape. Ban them both. I will attack you using scabby ovaries for being an admin running dog CB. Call the midwife while you still can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: There are Catholics in all countries and it is up to God’s people’s to spread the good word of God.The disciples spread the word of God through the gospels and that work continues. i can confirm that your sins will be forgiven if you repent. This what Fry needs to do. I'll try it another way. All religions believe that only their god is real, and all the others are baloney. So that's 100s of gods are fake except theirs. So basically, even religious people are saying its all bullshit. You've allowed yourself to be brainwashed. Keep an open mind that you've been fooled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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