camberwell gypsy Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Do you have a tip for the Lincoln? Someone told Lincoln not to go to the theatre but he ignored it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For the avoidance of doubt, this doesn't mean I approve of Stubby's "noble savage" bollocks. That's still shite, and Rousseau is still a cunt. I think I was using the noble savage bollocks as a metaphor or perhaps trying to be funny. But of course where humans do live the hunter-gatherer lifestyle, there's virtually no wildlife for miles cuz they've eaten it all and a dysfunctional ecosystem, but I digress. All scots are savages, worse than cavemen in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think I was using the noble savage bollocks as a metaphor or perhaps trying to be funny. But of course where humans do live the hunter-gatherer lifestyle, there's virtually no wildlife for miles cuz they've eaten it all and a dysfunctional ecosystem, but I digress. All scots are savages, worse than cavemen in fact people from the provinces should be sterilised and made to work as serfs until they die Stub Welsh can't even be trained, so being hunting for sport is perhaps their only economic use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: people from the provinces should be sterilised and made to work as serfs until they die Stub Welsh can't even be trained, so being hunting for sport is perhaps their only economic use I like your thinking Herr Rat. The welsh are useless, not even good for tourist attractions as no foreign jonnys know where it is. I've got no real issues with the pasty, skirt wearing ginger cunts from up North but we defiantly should send them Rod Stewart full time as some kind of punishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I like your thinking Herr Rat. The welsh are useless, not even good for tourist attractions as no foreign jonnys know where it is. I've got no real issues with the pasty, skirt wearing ginger cunts from up North but we defiantly should send them Rod Stewart full time as some kind of punishment Rod Stewart didn't know where Scotland was until someone put him on the right train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 I dont want to talk about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 31 minutes ago, Neil said: I dont want to talk about it How was the sausage fingered examination? Did they go in dry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 I won't go into the gory details but I have now been given the all clear and they don't want to see me again thank fuck.I have no intention of letting anyone else EVER to go near my chocolate tea towel holder again.Hats off to the poofs because how they ever take a cock up there ill never fucking know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I won't go into the gory details but I have now been given the all clear and they don't want to see me again thank fuck.I have no intention of letting anyone else EVER to go near my chocolate tea towel holder again.Hats off to the poofs because how they ever take a cock up there ill never fucking know. Well done .. however the "they don't want to see you again" is understandable from the "other point of view" if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 22/03/2018 at 10:06 AM, Neil said: I won't go into the gory details but I have now been given the all clear and they don't want to see me again thank fuck.I have no intention of letting anyone else EVER to go near my chocolate tea towel holder again.Hats off to the poofs because how they ever take a cock up there ill never fucking know. May I say that I am genuinely pleased that your prostate is still functioning correctly, back to a healthy 5 a day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Cheers....and one for luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 54 minutes ago, Neil said: I won't go into the gory details but I have now been given the all clear and they don't want to see me again thank fuck.I have no intention of letting anyone else EVER to go near my chocolate tea towel holder again.Hats off to the poofs because how they ever take a cock up there ill never fucking know. Don't get your epididymis in a twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't get your epididymis in a twist. What's Ken Dodd got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: What's Ken Dodd got to do with it? What's Ken, but a second hand emotion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 hours ago, King Rollo said: What's Ken, but a second hand emotion? With Neil it's a hand motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: With Neil it's a hand motion. I think you meant a hand motion lotion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think you meant a hand motion lotion? Cunt, beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cunt, beat me to it. It is Neil, afterall. I'm rather certain he has copy rights and patents on an entirely new, ecologically friendly, non toxic line of stroke cremes, fisting butters, and flesh rejuvenation ointments in clinical human trials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 57 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think you meant a hand motion lotion? A hand motion lotion potion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: A hand motion lotion potion. I hesitate to guess or hypothesize about the callouses Neil has developed over decades of self abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 On 3/21/2018 at 6:34 AM, Your Lady Penelope said: It is marvelous when cunts can be "experts" on conditions that they don't themselves. Astonishing grammar there. I'm surprised that one of the resident women on here is rushing to the defense of hypochondriacs. Not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Astonishing grammar there. I'm surprised that one of the resident women on here is rushing to the defense of hypochondriacs. Not! defence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 5 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: defence. Pot and kettle. But, maybe (s)he could be North American? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 18 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Pot and kettle. But, maybe (s)he could be North American? Eric is old pot calling shiny new electric kettle black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 9 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Eric is old pot calling shiny new electric kettle black. He needs to wake up and realise it's the 21st century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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