Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Funnier still would be watching you having your ghastly tattoo burnt off your head by drunken Normandy trawlermen.with superheated bilge hooks.... The only reason they would be superheated would be to rid all bacterial matter off them after you use them as phallic toys and ram them up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: The only reason they would be superheated would be to rid all bacterial matter off them after you use them as phallic toys and ram them up your arse. More of your personal depraved fantasies.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: More of your personal depraved fantasies.... lol. Much like yours of being a devout catholic christian....only the hooks are probably higher in moral value than priests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 10 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Nothing would be funnier than watching you sat in a wheelchair outside a crematorium in Normandy, playing The Last Post on a children's trumpet as they incinerate Frank. Frank is so full of 'man fat', that when they cremate him, he will bubble and sizzle like cheese on toast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank is so full of 'man fat', that when they cremate him, he will bubble and sizzle like cheese on toast. Frank is a real man and a fine sailor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 7 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank is so full of 'man fat', that when they cremate him, he will bubble and sizzle like cheese on toast. I would have thought the AIDS and cancer would have ravaged his fat reserves. The way he described he was skin stretched over bone. On a more personal note, I want Frank to live. I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would have thought the AIDS and cancer would have ravaged his fat reserves. The way he described he was skin stretched over bone. On a more personal note, I want Frank to live. I really do. I'm guessing franks last words were "kiss me withers, this time on the lips with plenty of tongue"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm guessing franks last words were "kiss me withers, this time on the lips with plenty of tongue"? Frank is in cryogenic freeze until a cure for AIDS and cancer is found. He'll back stronger than ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 32 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Frank is in cryogenic freeze until a cure for AIDS and cancer is found. He'll back stronger than ever. Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. We'll assess that on a case by case basis Punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. No it's fucking not you sausage hiding flid. We're taking about a made up character who's got a rap sheet on being a vile cunt as long as your Nigerian pimps middle leg. Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. Cancer is absolutely hilarious, as I said when my middle sister Died from a Brain tumour in April 2014 and again when my youngest sister died from pancreatic cancer in November 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 27 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. Only if you suffer from it. You fake Cheshire inhabiting scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: No it's fucking not you sausage hiding flid. We're taking about a made up character who's got a rap sheet on being a vile cunt as long as your Nigerian pimps middle leg. Fuck off Fucking hell Stubbs, one of these days, we're going to have to do something about your timid approach to cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Miss Penelope said: Cancer is absolutely hilarious, as I said when my middle sister Died from a Brain tumour in April 2014 and again when my youngest sister died from pancreatic cancer in November 2014. Oh dear. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Cancer is funny isn’t it ! lol. Well I found humour in my tumour. Rhythm Is A Dancer (R.I.P. Frank) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well I found humour in my tumour. Rhythm Is A Dancer (R.I.P. Frank) Stop being so malignant..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2018 Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Stop being so malignant..... lol. I've got shares in MacMillan. It's a growth industry. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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