Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 10, 2018 Report Share Posted May 10, 2018 Currently on BBC Four. Was quite disappointed to learn it's not an hour long documentary, about magic mushrooms and hallucinogenics in general. Just a bunch of twats waffling on about garden fungi. Blatant false advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Currently on BBC Four. Was quite disappointed to learn it's not an hour long documentary, about magic mushrooms and hallucinogenics in general. Just a bunch of twats waffling on about garden fungi. Blatant false advertising. 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Blatant false advertising. A bit like those pills you forked out for that promised to expand your cock “ by 3+ inches “. The BBC deserve a daily slagging, the stinking remoaner Blairite cunts, but it’s hardly their fault that you were disappointed by a program about fucking mushrooms. Get a sense of perspective for fucks sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: A bit like those pills you forked out for that promised to expand your cock “ by 3+ inches “. The BBC deserve a daily slagging, the stinking remoaner Blairite cunts, but it’s hardly their fault that you were disappointed by a program about fucking mushrooms. Get a sense of perspective for fucks sake! Shut the fuck up you gormless old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 29 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: Shut the fuck up you gormless old cunt. Gazing in the mirror again are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: Gazing in the mirror again are we? You certainly are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: You certainly are. Usually before hoofing a fucking great Bolivian breakfast up each nostril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) I bought meself some shoes from a magic mushroom dealer. I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Edited May 11, 2018 by 'eavensabove mush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 17 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Currently on BBC Four. Was quite disappointed to learn it's not an hour long documentary, about magic mushrooms and hallucinogenics in general. Just a bunch of twats waffling on about garden fungi. Blatant false advertising. I enjoy both white and black truffles which I purchase from a private dealer in Mayfair. Most of the cunts on here think that a truffle is something you find in a box of cheap chocolates. Large puff ball mushrooms can be found in woodland....probably enjoyed by a variety of bent gourmets.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I enjoy both white and black cocks. Edited May 11, 2018 by Decimus Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I enjoy both white and black truffles which I purchase from a private dealer in Mayfair. How do you prepare them, or have them prepared? Being something of a truffle aficionado myself, I suspect you of monumental bullshitting, so please enlighten us as to your preferred truffle dishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 14 hours ago, judgetwi said: A bit like those pills you forked out for that promised to expand your cock “ by 3+ inches “. Get a sense of perspective for fucks sake! Yeah but you're the twat who sold them to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 49 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I bought meself some shoes from a magic mushroom dealer. I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Boom boom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: How do you prepare them, or have them prepared? Being something of a truffle aficionado myself, I suspect you of monumental bullshitting, so please enlighten us as to your preferred truffle dishes. He likes the chocolate "truffles". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: cocks. Black only apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 3 hours ago, scotty said: How do you prepare them, or have them prepared? Being something of a truffle aficionado myself, I suspect you of monumental bullshitting, so please enlighten us as to your preferred truffle dishes. I prefer Perigord truffles from France although the Italians produce a huge variety.I had some excellent white truffles sourced from Puglia which I thinly chopped into a fresh linguine dish with chillies, garlic and gourmet anchovies. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: I prefer Perigord truffles from France although the Italians produce a huge variety.I had some excellent white truffles sourced from Puglia which I thinly chopped into a fresh linguine dish with chillies, garlic and gourmet anchovies. Fuck off. You found that recipe on google. The closest you've ever come to a truffle was drunkenly fucking a pig whilst lost in the countryside. bullshitter. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: I prefer Perigord truffles from France although the Italians produce a huge variety.I had some excellent white truffles sourced from Puglia which I thinly chopped into a fresh linguine dish with chillies, garlic and gourmet anchovies. Fuck off. White truffles with chillies, garlic and fucking anchovies? 😂😂 Yeah, right. At least you could try to disguise your ignorance, you fucking peasant. Fuck off. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: White truffles with chillies, garlic and fucking anchovies? 😂😂 Yeah, right. At least you could try to disguise your ignorance, you fucking peasant. Fuck off. Lol I think I already had that covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think I already had that covered. If he found that recipe on google eric, it was either a pisstake or by a cunt who knows nothing about truffles. No chef would ever waste white truffle on a fucking anchovy and chilli dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, scotty said: White truffles with chillies, garlic and fucking anchovies? 😂😂 Yeah, right. At least you could try to disguise your ignorance, you fucking peasant. Fuck off. Lol Your anchovies will be unearthed from a tin in Lidl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: Your anchovies will be unearthed from a tin in Lidl. I rarely use them, but when I do they are salted and from a glass jar. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 Just now, scotty said: If he found that recipe on google eric, it was either a pisstake or by a cunt who knows nothing about truffles. No chef would ever waste white truffle on a fucking anchovy and chilli dish. Clearly, you don't use the worlds most expensive ingredient, and obliterate any trace of it with chilli and garlic. I was highlighting the fact that he had obviously quoted the first fucking idiot who'd posted a recipe after their 15 minutes of fame on 'Get Stuffed'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Clearly, you don't use the worlds most expensive ingredient, and obliterate any trace of it with chilli and garlic. I was highlighting the fact that he had obviously quoted the first fucking idiot who'd posted a recipe after their 15 minutes of fame on 'Get Stuffed'. Is that actually posted somewhere then? I didn't bother to look. Truffles are one of the few haute cuisine ingredients I actually know something about, been to croatia several times in October for the season, and the truffle festival in Norcia twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Is that actually posted somewhere then? I didn't bother to look. Truffles are one of the few haute cuisine ingredients I actually know something about, been to croatia several times in October for the season, and the truffle festival in Norcia twice. Sorry Scotty, this must be from your 'hazy dayz'. What probably happened was, you got off the plane, and Slobodan Praljak shoved Ferrero Rocher up your arsehole with a bayonet for 10 days. I'm close here, admit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2018 Report Share Posted May 11, 2018 Harsh words from a francophile, scrotes. I'm wounded by your scepticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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