Guest Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 Wont bother with the wedding. I am of the belief that Feudal institutions such as the monarchy belong in the medieval era. Besides there will be so much cuntiness it will probably break my cuntometer. Looking forward to the divorce and mud slinging that follows, though. will that be televised? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 2 hours ago, WhingeBenefits said: Wont bother with the wedding. I am of the belief that Feudal institutions such as the monarchy belong in the medieval era. Besides there will be so much cuntiness it will probably break my cuntometer. Looking forward to the divorce and mud slinging that follows, though. will that be televised? Thanks, Thomas Markle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 31 minutes ago, WhingeBenefits said: Wont bother with the wedding. I am of the belief that Feudal institutions such as the monarchy belong in the medieval era. Besides there will be so much cuntiness it will probably break my cuntometer. Looking forward to the divorce and mud slinging that follows, though. will that be televised? I think Lizzy runs a tight ship now, after the last one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 7 minutes ago, White van man said: I think Lizzy runs a tight ship now, after the last one. The roads were nice and quiet on the day of Di's funeral, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 15, 2018 Report Share Posted May 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Fender777 said: Maybe the Gnostic Archons will beat them to it. I was kind of depending on You and your hammers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 On 5/11/2018 at 6:54 AM, Lady Penelope Of The North said: I will setting off from home at 0500 on the big day to travel to Windsor. I am really looking forward to being there. Anyone who is not looking forwards to the wedding is a cunt. Are you currently camping out in your union jack sleeping bag Lady Penelope? How many homeless people did they sweep away to make you some space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 On 5/11/2018 at 6:54 AM, Lady Penelope Of The North said: I will setting off from home at 0500 on the big day to travel to Windsor. I am really looking forward to being there. Anyone who is not looking forwards to the wedding is a cunt. Reported for stating the bleeding obvious- merely being a member of a group called "cunts corner" at least heavily implies that the individual is, or regards him/herself as, a "cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, WhingeBenefits said: Reported for stating the bleeding obvious- merely being a member of a group called "cunts corner" at least heavily implies that the individual is, or regards him/herself as, a "cunt" Reported. Misusing the Report function. Wait until she does something exceptionally stupid or actually violates a real rule. Reporting her for being boring makes you more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Reported. Misusing the Report function. Wait until she does something exceptionally stupid or actually violates a real rule. Reporting her for being boring makes you more of a cunt. in order to be more of a cunt I would need to literally be "a cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, WhingeBenefits said: in order to be more of a cunt I would need to literally be "a cunt" She knows that. She's C.C's resident 'soppy-little-tart,-cunt.' Be patient, you'll soon find this out for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 An absent black father - who'd have thought it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 Just now, Cuntybaws said: An absent black father - who'd have thought it? And a mother who rather than being chuffed that her daughter has hit the jackpot big time, is more intent on being outraged by a bit of negative racial shit on the internet. Those unfair ethnic stereotypes eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: An absent black father - who'd have thought it? The father is a whitey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: An absent black father - who'd have thought it? There's still one word that white people can say to white people, but black people cannot say to black people: "Dad" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 17, 2018 Report Share Posted May 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: The father is a whitey. Yes but he has mental health problems, the same mental health problems that the Royal half-brothers have been crying about on the telly for about 6 fucking months. They don’t want the cunt turning up and embarrassing the shit out of them. Hypocrites 1 Peasants 0 Score updates to follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 https://news.sky.com/story/live-crowds-gathering-at-windsor-for-wedding-11377051 It makes you so proud to be British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 18 minutes ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: https://news.sky.com/story/live-crowds-gathering-at-windsor-for-wedding-11377051 It makes you so proud to be British. Sorry. Out of likes. Wedding for the woman, and fa cup for the men. Pubs open 'til 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 16 minutes ago, White van man said: Sorry. Out of likes. Wedding for the woman, and fa cup for the men. Pubs open 'til 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope Of The North said: Is that you on the left standing next to Bernard Manning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 18, 2018 Report Share Posted May 18, 2018 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is that you on the left standing next to Bernard Manning? You are the one in the dress and its Ding in the suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 On 5/11/2018 at 6:54 AM, Lady Penelope Of The North said: I will setting off from home at 0500 on the big day to travel to Windsor. I am really looking forward to being there. Anyone who is not looking forwards to the wedding is a cunt. Enjoy your day in the Royal Borough Lady Pen, the sun is shining for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Enjoy your day in the Royal Borough Lady Pen, the sun is shining for you. There would be more chance of me break dancing with Judge than of me going to watch the royal wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 Judging by 'what's trending' on google, this entire debacle has been a celebration of all things 'effnick'. The brides 25% blackness has warranted a black American clergyman to officiate, a gospel choir and a black cellist performing. Can't wait for the babies to start being born, and the usual speculation as to names, this time round we should be looking at: Jamal, Shameka, Deontay, etc'. No more jags and Bentleys for the royal family, blacked out Cadillac escalades with sub-woofers and spinners all round. Welcome to the new era, the United Kingdom of African-American culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Judging by 'what's trending' on google, this entire debacle has been a celebration of all things 'effnick'. The brides 25% blackness has warranted a black American clergyman to officiate, a gospel choir and a black cellist performing. Can't wait for the babies to start being born, and the usual speculation as to names, this time round we should be looking at: Jamal, Shameka, Deontay, etc'. No more jags and Bentleys for the royal family, blacked out Cadillac escalades with sub-woofers and spinners all round. Welcome to the new era, the United Kingdom of African-American culture. As long as there is a modest quantity of high alcohol per volume home distilled spirits, and stained sheets (of questionable origin), and matches... fire can set upon said Escalades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 19, 2018 Report Share Posted May 19, 2018 What an absolute cuntfest that was. I didn't watch it, it was hardly necessary to in order to know it would be a multi-cultural advert for the ultra modern royal family. What bollocks. So, finally, the count down to the big event has started. Just 5 hours to go until Hewitt junior smashes Megan's back doors in. I wish them nothing but misery and hideously deformed babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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