Decimus Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 So Donald Trump is rolling up to Porridgeville on the 13th July as part of his visit to the UK. In between grabbing jock, fried Mars bar filled pussy and making a total cunt out of himself, he'll also be playing a few rounds of golf. Subsequently, the proud, independent minded Scots government has gone cap in hand to the UK treasury, who have now agreed to pay the bill for the policing costs that his 18 hole excursion will cost. Yet another example of the tight fisted, woad-painted cunts hypocritically biting the hand that feeds them whilst simultaneously cadging a few million quid. The sooner they fuck off and foot their own bills, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: So Donald Trump is rolling up to Porridgeville on the 13th July as part of his visit to the UK. In between grabbing jock, fried Mars bar filled pussy and making a total cunt out of himself, he'll also be playing a few rounds of golf. Subsequently, the proud, independent minded Scots government has gone cap in hand to the UK treasury, who have now agreed to pay the bill for the policing costs that his 18 hole excursion will cost. Yet another example of the tight fisted, woad-painted cunts hypocritically biting the hand that feeds them whilst simultaneously cadging a few million quid. The sooner they fuck off and foot their own bills, the better. Please don’t start a sentence with ‘so’. Cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: So Donald Trump is rolling up to Porridgeville on the 13th July as part of his visit to the UK. In between grabbing jock, fried Mars bar filled pussy and making a total cunt out of himself, he'll also be playing a few rounds of golf. Subsequently, the proud, independent minded Scots government has gone cap in hand to the UK treasury, who have now agreed to pay the bill for the policing costs that his 18 hole excursion will cost. Yet another example of the tight fisted, woad-painted cunts hypocritically biting the hand that feeds them whilst simultaneously cadging a few million quid. The sooner they fuck off and foot their own bills, the better. Seems strange that the operation to provide security to Mr Trump is going to cost about 5 million pounds. Why should it cost so much to protect one of the most beloved and revered man this good Earth has ever produced. Surely he is in no danger coming to these shores where he is admired, respected and above all held in awe because of his humanitarian compassionate qualities. I cannot think of a single soul who would want to harm a single hair on his dear misshaped head. Perhaps the 5 million would be better spent on Russian models who specialise administering golden showers and some hidden "security" cameras. This might prove to be a more effective way of getting on his good side rather than trying to appeal to his sense of honour. Certainly works well for Mr Putin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Please don’t start a sentence with ‘so’. Cunt. Picture the scene, I've got three days off of work. I'm sat on my sofa in black Tesco boxer shorts and a tight fitting Burtons menswear T-shirt that I purchased twelve years ago at university and which is now two sizes too small. The sink is full of saucepans, the dog shat on the living room carpet four hours ago, and I'm surrounded by knawed chicken bones, two empty wine bottles, and a crumpled packet of Mayfair. I've got The Blues Brothers on Netflix and Mrs. D and the children will be home imminently. I don't want them to see my like this, but I've lost all self respect and the will to live. Suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: Picture the scene, I've got three days off of work. I'm sat on my sofa in black Tesco boxer shorts and a tight fitting Burtons menswear T-shirt that I purchased twelve years ago at university and which is now two sizes too small. The sink is full of saucepans, the dog shat on the living room carpet four hours ago, and I'm surrounded by knawed chicken bones, two empty wine bottles, and a crumpled packet of Mayfair. I've got The Blues Brothers on Netflix and Mrs. D and the children will be home imminently. I don't want them to see my like this, but I've lost all self respect and the will to live. Suggestions? I’m sure she’ll be delighted you’ve got your act together a bit in her absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Picture the scene, I've got three days off of work. I'm sat on my sofa in black Tesco boxer shorts and a tight fitting Burtons menswear T-shirt that I purchased twelve years ago at university and which is now two sizes too small. The sink is full of saucepans, the dog shat on the living room carpet four hours ago, and I'm surrounded by knawed chicken bones, two empty wine bottles, and a crumpled packet of Mayfair. I've got The Blues Brothers on Netflix and Mrs. D and the children will be home imminently. I don't want them to see my like this, but I've lost all self respect and the will to live. Suggestions? close the curtains, switch off the blues bros and put on some heavy duty dutch porn whilst scattering crumpled damp tissues all over the sofa. That should get you back into her favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 59 minutes ago, Frank said: Please don’t start a sentence with ‘so’. Cunt. Some might say that this is comment is petty and lacking dignity, but someone had to say it so I suppose you are to be commended for stepping up to the plate and taking ownership. (Insert other wankword bingo phrases of your choice here.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Some might say that this is comment is petty and lacking dignity, but someone had to say it so I suppose you are to be commended for stepping up to the plate and taking ownership. (Insert other wankword bingo phrases of your choice here.) Snowflake student asexual socialist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Some might say that this is comment is petty and lacking dignity, but someone had to say it so I suppose you are to be commended for stepping up to the plate and taking ownership. (Insert other wankword bingo phrases of your choice here.) unlucky for some... ...cancer! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I don't want them to see my like this, but I've lost all self respect and the will to live. Suggestions? Suicide. Be quick about it and don't bother with a note, nobody gives a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Suicide. Be quick about it and don't bother with a note, nobody gives a fuck. Family, friends, acquaintances, neighbours, work colleagues, none of them would shed a tear. But this place would be finished without me, so mind your fucking tongue, boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: But this place would be finished without me, so mind your fucking tongue, boy. Clearly and I admit, a glaring oversight on my part. I'll ponder a way to make it right, after I've been for a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Family, friends, acquaintances, neighbours, work colleagues, none of them would shed a tear. But this place would be finished without me, so mind your fucking tongue, boy. Fucking hell, sounds like Applescruff abducted you tied you to a chair and told you his life story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 12 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Snowflake student asexual socialist. You rang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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