Tourists taking shit photos

[scotty]

33 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be the same Westminster Bridge you used to walk across every morning to get to your restaurant Frank? I seem to remember you were Commis Chef, then Head Chef, then owner in the space of about 3 weeks.

I would ask you to amuse us with some more of your pathetic fantasies Frank but I really don’t want to hear about you stealing Neil Armstrong’s identity, and space suit, and being the first wanker to land on the Moon.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

Just remind me......was that after Ming's first, second or third death? And was it before or after frank's bout of terminal cancer? 

[Guest Bill Stickers]

5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be the same Westminster Bridge you used to walk across every morning to get to your restaurant Frank? I seem to remember you were Commis Chef, then Head Chef, then owner in the space of about 3 weeks.

I would ask you to amuse us with some more of your pathetic fantasies Frank but I really don’t want to hear about you stealing Neil Armstrong’s identity, and space suit, and being the first wanker to land on the Moon.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

The same fictional restaurant you actually turned up to, looking for a straightener?

Laffin'

[cuntspotter]

5 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be the same Westminster Bridge you used to walk across every morning to get to your restaurant Frank? I seem to remember you were Commis Chef, then Head Chef, then owner in the space of about 3 weeks.

I would ask you to amuse us with some more of your pathetic fantasies Frank but I really don’t want to hear about you stealing Neil Armstrong’s identity, and space suit, and being the first wanker to land on the Moon.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

I remember him inviting you to dine with him. What a cunt.

[Stubby Pecker]

5 hours ago, scotty said:

Just remind me......was that after Ming's first, second or third death? And was it before or after frank's bout of terminal cancer? 

I'm beginning to think some punters here aren't being completely truthful snotty, except frank

[Penny Farthing]

7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be the same Westminster Bridge you used to walk across every morning to get to your restaurant Frank? I seem to remember you were Commis Chef, then Head Chef, then owner in the space of about 3 weeks.

I would ask you to amuse us with some more of your pathetic fantasies Frank but I really don’t want to hear about you stealing Neil Armstrong’s identity, and space suit, and being the first wanker to land on the Moon.

Give it a rest for fucks sake.

Are you "London Boxer"?

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

The same fictional restaurant you actually turned up to, looking for a straightener?

I wonder if Frank's still got his mobile number?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

9 hours ago, scotty said:

Just remind me......was that after Ming's first, second or third death? And was it before or after frank's bout of terminal cancer? 

Franks first, second or third bout of terminal cancer.

Sorted.  

[scotty]

55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I wonder if Frank's still got his mobile number?

There's only one way to find out. 👍