Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 The French are dirty piss-pots at the best of times, but now they haven't got a pot to piss in... A new set of bright-red eco-friendly (but completely exposed) 'Urinoirs' have been installed on the Ile Saint-Louis in Paris, not far from Notre Dame Cathedral and overlooking tourist boats on the river Seine. "We've written to the Town Hall to demand their removal" said a coach party of English visitors, whilst Paola Pellizzari, 68, owner of a Venetian art store added: "There's no need to put something so immodest and ugly in such an historic spot. It's only a few meters from The Hotel de Lauzan where Baudelaire lived, and it incites exhibitionism... It's horrible," she said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 It's all right for you, 'eavans, housebound and catheterised with your jumbo-sized colostomy bag, but surely you don't expect French gentlemen to just piss in the street like animals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: The French are dirty piss-pots at the best of times, but now they haven't got a pot to piss in... A new set of bright-red eco-friendly (but completely exposed) 'Urinoirs' have been installed on the Ile Saint-Louis in Paris, not far from Notre Dame Cathedral and overlooking tourist boats on the river Seine. "We've written to the Town Hall to demand their removal" said a coach party of English visitors, whilst Paola Pellizzari, 68, owner of a Venetian art store added: "There's no need to put something so immodest and ugly in such an historic spot. It's only a few meters from The Hotel de Lauzan where Baudelaire lived, and it incites exhibitionism... It's horrible," she said. A filthy place, with filthy fucking swine inhabitants. Proof, as if any were needed, about cunts pissing in the streets, they have a sign over a pisser telling them where to piss in the fucking streets. Nuke the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all right for you, 'eavans, housebound and catheterised with your jumbo-sized colostomy bag, but surely you don't expect French gentlemen to just piss in the street like animals? Cheers. I'm doing fine. The French have the Seine to piss in. What the fuck do they do of they're touching-cloth and gagging for a shit? You can't tell me that they can adopt Scottish methods. They're not cut out for that kind of crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 What you can't see is the pipe out of the back of this contraption straight through the wall and into the river below. Dirty French cunts. ....and where does Frenchie was his hands when he's finished., sorry I meant a tourist. The French don't wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What you can't see is the pipe out of the back of this contraption straight through the wall and into the river below. Dirty French cunts. ....and where does Frenchie was his hands when he's finished., sorry I meant a tourist. The French don't wash. Frank would be fucked. He has to sit down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 18 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What you can't see is the pipe out of the back of this contraption straight through the wall and into the river below. Dirty French cunts. ....and where does Frenchie was his hands when he's finished., sorry I meant a tourist. The French don't wash. The pissoir nouveau is undoubtedly bottomless. But an ashtray is a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, White Cunt said: The pissoir nouveau is undoubtedly bottomless. But an ashtray is a must. All the cunt needed to do, was piss behind the tree. He could have had a shit and all then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: All the cunt needed to do, was piss behind the tree. He could have had a shit and all then. I’m sure he has done both on the way. In the picture he is just scratching his cock on the metal to relieve his jock itch and have an impromptu fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I’m sure he has done both on the way. In the picture he is just scratching his cock on the metal to relieve his jock itch and have an impromptu fag. They're all fag's in Paris. There's probably a French bender hidden in that bog, giving head to passers by. Edited August 26, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 Just now, 'eavensabove said: They're all fag's in Paris. Hence the jock itch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all right for you, 'eavans, housebound and catheterised with your jumbo-sized colostomy bag, but surely you don't expect French gentlemen to just piss in the street like animals? As opposed to the porridge gobbler method; shit and piss in yer pants when passed out in the street. Vile, disgusting northern savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: As opposed to the porridge gobbler method; shit and piss in yer pants when passed out in the street. Vile, disgusting northern savages. He'd know all about that. He was potty-trained in Fyfe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He'd know all about that. He was potty-trained in Fyfe. I reckon Baws was raised closer to Dounreay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon Baws was raised closer to Dounreay Don't make me turn this into another Spiderman thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don't make me turn this into another Spiderman thread. I've been to the Hack Green nuclear bunker today baws, what do you think about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: I've been to the Hack Green nuclear bunker today baws, what do you think about that? My immediate worry is what you're doing in Punkape's neck of the woods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My immediate worry is what you're doing in Punkape's neck of the woods. It's Sunday, he was in church. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My immediate worry is what you're doing in Punkape's neck of the woods. What's more of a concern is why he was not giving Punkape a dose of morphine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 34 minutes ago, scotty said: I've been to the Hack Green nuclear bunker today baws, what do you think about that? Has that cunt still got all those land rovers in his garden along that lane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: It's Sunday, he was in church. 👍 Singing Hims to the altar boys again, was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: I've been to the Hack Green nuclear bunker today baws, what do you think about that? You did well. The precise location is difficult to find I've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 11 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Has that cunt still got all those land rovers in his garden along that lane? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The French are dirty piss-pots at the best of times, but now they haven't got a pot to piss in... A new set of bright-red eco-friendly (but completely exposed) 'Urinoirs' have been installed on the Ile Saint-Louis in Paris, not far from Notre Dame Cathedral and overlooking tourist boats on the river Seine. "We've written to the Town Hall to demand their removal" said a coach party of English visitors, whilst Paola Pellizzari, 68, owner of a Venetian art store added: "There's no need to put something so immodest and ugly in such an historic spot. It's only a few meters from The Hotel de Lauzan where Baudelaire lived, and it incites exhibitionism... It's horrible," she said. Maybe they should revert back to this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Having perused the above, I've written to Paris Town Hall, suggesting they line the River Seine with Renaults to piss in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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