Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 28 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What i want to know is why there's so many creepy cunts who create an account, log in and don't actually post anything and wankers who sign up and log in once and never again. It will of course be denied, but general consensus would tell you they are multi ID's used to monitor activity, and verified to be working in the event of a ban....they can see who posts what, and be annoying, slithering fucking cunts their entire useless failed failed lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It will of course be denied, but general consensus would tell you they are multi ID's used to monitor activity, and verified to be working in the event of a ban....they can see who posts what, and be annoying, slithering fucking cunts their entire useless failed failed lives. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 35 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What i want to know is why there's so many creepy cunts who create an account, log in and don't actually post anything and wankers who sign up and log in once and never again. It perplexes me too. I started the 'silent newbie' thread on the open corner to try and draw them out into the open to receive the customary arse full of verbal buckshot by way of welcome. Roops usually rounds up the creepy cunts for slaughter a couple of times a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It perplexes me too. I started the 'silent newbie' thread on the open corner to try and draw them out into the open to receive the customary arse full of verbal buckshot by way of welcome. Roops usually rounds up the creepy cunts for slaughter a couple of times a year. I like that, like spring cleaning but twice. I think half the newbies who sign up though are probably too fucking thick to find their way onto the open corner to see your 'silent newbie' thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I like that, like spring cleaning but twice. I think half the newbies who sign up though are probably too fucking thick to find their way onto the open corner to see your 'silent newbie' thread. Eric has humiliated many a cunt here. They know where the thread is, but they haven't got the bollocks to step up. First, they know they will grass themselves up in their responses, second, they know Roops will kick their fucking teeth in for starting a new ID. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric has humiliated many a cunt here. They know where the thread is, but they haven't got the bollocks to step up. First, they know they will grass themselves up in their responses, second, they know Roops will kick their fucking teeth in for starting a new ID. Good point. I've vanquished two people so far, White van cunt by merely liking a comment against him and @sean5302 (well i started it and cuntybaws finished him). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I like that, like spring cleaning but twice. I think half the newbies who sign up though are probably too fucking thick to find their way onto the open corner to see your 'silent newbie' thread. I think a lot of them know that they're shit and don't want to repeat the achievements of Kunte and Albert. I.e. Providing irrefutable proof that they are irretrievably spacky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think a lot of them know that they're shit and don't want to repeat the achievements of Kunte and Albert. I.e. Providing irrefutable proof that they are irretrievably spacky. Albert really is the shittest twat on here. A turd that won't flush. 💩💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Albert really is the shittest twat on here. A turd that won't flush. 💩💩 Nor one that will get fucked off. Even ProfB got the perma ban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 50 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Nor one that will get fucked off. Even ProfB got the perma ban. The poor little thing. It's only crime was being clinically insane, like the rest of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 7:23 PM, Cunty BigBollox said: Black Friday is just a day created by big businesses to give thick cunts like yourself, the impression you're getting a good deal. Wednesday and Thursday of this week will be spent brushing the dust off of last year's stock they couldn't sell to idiots like you for the MRP. I only go shopping on White Thursday. Its were all tax paying white folk get fucking ripped off and have to pay full price for everything in the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 6 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What i want to know is why there's so many creepy cunts who create an account, log in and don't actually post anything and wankers who sign up and log in once and never again. There is probably more than one reason as to why cunts sign up and don't post. Them joining up, then instantly dying is the one that fills my heart with the greatest joy. But generally speaking I suspect nerves is the most common denominator, followed by fear that an employer, or parent might find out about their true personalities. I'm sure more than one prospective punter has been put off by the possibility of Spunkers tracking him down and bumming him. And never underestimate the difficulty in getting hold of mobile phone top-ups for category A prisoners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: The poor little thing. It's only crime was being clinically insane, like the rest of you. Prof wasn't insane....just tedious beyond description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Roops usually rounds up the creepy cunts for slaughter a couple of times a year. The culling takes place every 4 to 8 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: The culling takes place every 4 to 8 weeks. Yes, I know it does, and as regular as clockwork, but what about your other punters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 11 hours ago, Ollyboro said: There is probably more than one reason as to why cunts sign up and don't post. Them joining up, then instantly dying is the one that fills my heart with the greatest joy. But generally speaking I suspect nerves is the most common denominator, followed by fear that an employer, or parent might find out about their true personalities. I'm sure more than one prospective punter has been put off by the possibility of Spunkers tracking him down and bumming him. And never underestimate the difficulty in getting hold of mobile phone top-ups for category A prisoners. I'd wager that most of them are script writers for CBBC and for One Born Every Minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Prof wasn't insane....just tedious beyond description. I didn't get the pleasure of witnessing it, Wizz. I only had a certain degree of fun waiting for what the mutton cuntlet attempted next. 'If' it was all an act on Profs part, then Frank should have stuck to it. They were his finest hours, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 19 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: What i want to know is why there's so many creepy cunts who create an account, log in and don't actually post anything and wankers who sign up and log in once and never again. Multis testing the water.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Multis testing the water.... How many multies do you have Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 Just now, Wybunbury Bertie said: How many multies do you have Stubby? Multiple lump hammers I'd like to smash over your stupid fucking head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Multiple lump hammers I'd like to smash over your stupid fucking head... 🤣😂😘🤣🤔😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Yes, I know it does, and as regular as clockwork, but what about your other punters? Well, they are not "my" punters. However in answer to your question I have very gently and slowly widened the parameters as to who qualifies for termination. So far no one seems to have noticed this. Over time and based on my subjective and wholly unscientific assessment of the site's critical mass the cull zone will be further widened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, they are not "my" punters. However in answer to your question I have very gently and slowly widened the parameters as to who qualifies for termination. So far no one seems to have noticed this. Over time and based on my subjective and wholly unscientific assessment of the site's critical mass the cull zone will be further widened. Am I in for Christmas, or can I plan for leniency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, they are not "my" punters. However in answer to your question I have very gently and slowly widened the parameters as to who qualifies for termination. So far no one seems to have noticed this. Over time and based on my subjective and wholly unscientific assessment of the site's critical mass the cull zone will be further widened. Roops, sometimes your words are like speaking to Hannibal Lecter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, they are not "my" punters. However in answer to your question I have very gently and slowly widened the parameters as to who qualifies for termination. So far no one seems to have noticed this. Over time and based on my subjective and wholly unscientific assessment of the site's critical mass the cull zone will be further widened. Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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