Light Sensitive Spastics

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Why is it illegal to euthanize them?  I stopped briefly to converse with office maintenance staff, they're a bunch of cunts, but if you're nice to them, they don't shit in your dust bin at night.  I noticed the annual cunt fest of assembling the fake Christmas tree, and they were standing around like a bunch of mathematically challenged retarded chimps trying to sort how to make it a "showstopper," when I asked why they don't add some nice blinking lights.  "Cuz the bloody dribblers will have seizures, guv!"  Has PC cuntfuckery really taken us to the point where normal people can't enjoy gently blinking lights because some spacky fucking cunt MIGHT go into a seizure?  

Lay some acrobatic foam mats next to the fucking thing then, and let the special fuckers learn to take a fucking fall!  Put their helmets back on and a drool collection bag under their fucking chin until they stabilize.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Why is it illegal to euthanize them?  I stopped briefly to converse with office maintenance staff, they're a bunch of cunts, but if you're nice to them, they don't shit in your dust bin at night.  I noticed the annual cunt fest of assembling the fake Christmas tree, and they were standing around like a bunch of mathematically challenged retarded chimps trying to sort how to make it a "showstopper," when I asked why they don't add some nice blinking lights.  "Cuz the bloody dribblers will have seizures, guv!"  Has PC cuntfuckery really taken us to the point where normal people can't enjoy gently blinking lights because some spacky fucking cunt MIGHT go into a seizure?  

Lay some acrobatic foam mats next to the fucking thing then, and let the special fuckers learn to take a fucking fall!  Put their helmets back on and a drool collection bag under their fucking chin until they stabilize.

This is another thing that only seems to affect 'millennials'. Every cunt under the age of 30 has to have some condition that makes them 'special', usually manifesting itself as being flaky and fragile. They suffer from anxiety if they hear loud noises or someone looks at them in the street, they trawl the internet, looking for OCD symptoms so they can adopt them as their own. They see racism and homophobia everywhere, even though they've never experienced real life outside of a PlayStation game. The girls are all 'fluffy teddy' airheads, the boys are all weedy and effeminate. If one of the cunts visits your house, they can't just be normal and have a cup of tea or coffee, oh no, they have to have 'special choc choc' with sprinkles.

The only explanation for this new breed of delicate little spastics, is that the government have been putting shit in the water since the 80s, to reduce testosterone levels and turn the population into frightened, malleable little snowflake cunts.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is another thing that only seems to affect 'millennials'. Every cunt under the age of 30 has to have some condition that makes them 'special', usually manifesting itself as being flaky and fragile. They suffer from anxiety if they hear loud noises or someone looks at them in the street, they trawl the internet, looking for OCD symptoms so they can adopt them as their own. They see racism and homophobia everywhere, even though they've never experienced real life outside of a PlayStation game. The girls are all 'fluffy teddy' airheads, the boys are all weedy and effeminate. If one of the cunts visits your house, they can't just be normal and have a cup of tea or coffee, oh no, they have to have 'special choc choc' with sprinkles.

The only explanation for this new breed of delicate little spastics, is that the government have been putting shit in the water since the 80s, to reduce testosterone levels and turn the population into frightened, malleable little snowflake cunts.

That explains Frank.  Why does any cunt fucking bother attempting to celebrate anything with these special needs cunts prowling about just waiting for the opportunity to spring their special trap?  Trawling the internet is wasted time when the source of the problem is they were never taught that siblings and immediate family members should be sexually off limits!

[Roadkill]

34 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Why is it illegal to euthanize them?  I stopped briefly to converse with office maintenance staff, they're a bunch of cunts, but if you're nice to them, they don't shit in your dust bin at night.  I noticed the annual cunt fest of assembling the fake Christmas tree, and they were standing around like a bunch of mathematically challenged retarded chimps trying to sort how to make it a "showstopper," when I asked why they don't add some nice blinking lights.  "Cuz the bloody dribblers will have seizures, guv!"  Has PC cuntfuckery really taken us to the point where normal people can't enjoy gently blinking lights because some spacky fucking cunt MIGHT go into a seizure?  

Lay some acrobatic foam mats next to the fucking thing then, and let the special fuckers learn to take a fucking fall!  Put their helmets back on and a drool collection bag under their fucking chin until they stabilize.

I had a seizure once - not even that big a deal apart from waking up in a hospital bed smelling of your own piss. This was the only genuine flid-out I've ever experienced and I have to say the cunts are milking it for all its worth.

[Roadkill]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This is another thing that only seems to affect 'millennials'. Every cunt under the age of 30 has to have some condition that makes them 'special', usually manifesting itself as being flaky and fragile. They suffer from anxiety if they hear loud noises or someone looks at them in the street, they trawl the internet, looking for OCD symptoms so they can adopt them as their own. They see racism and homophobia everywhere, even though they've never experienced real life outside of a PlayStation game. The girls are all 'fluffy teddy' airheads, the boys are all weedy and effeminate. If one of the cunts visits your house, they can't just be normal and have a cup of tea or coffee, oh no, they have to have 'special choc choc' with sprinkles.

The only explanation for this new breed of delicate little spastics, is that the government have been putting shit in the water since the 80s, to reduce testosterone levels and turn the population into frightened, malleable little snowflake cunts.

And man bun sporting shitbags - don't forget the fucking man buns. Who the fuck wants to look like an 11th century Chinese peasant?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I had a seizure once - not even that big a deal apart from waking up in a hospital bed smelling of your own piss. This was the only genuine flid-out I've ever experienced and I have to say the cunts are milking it for all its worth.

I wonder if the gentle flickering of a bon fire would send them into a seizure?  Has human testing ever been attempted under these conditions?  Can the spacky dribblers even be considered human?  

[Roadkill]

2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I wonder if the gentle flickering of a bon fire would send them into a seizure?  Has human testing ever been attempted under these conditions?  Can the spacky dribblers even be considered human?  

Strangely enough this ties back in nicely to our porn debate yesterday. Long story short some cunt claimed he had a seziure because he was made to look like a cunt on national television, made a big spectacle of himself, then accidentally revealed to the world he was a hentai fan by posting a tweet with well a well known comic visible in his tabs. For the longer story, check this out: 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

11 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

And man bun sporting shitbags - don't forget the fucking man buns. Who the fuck wants to look like an 11th century Chinese peasant?

Have you seen the Diet-Coke advert? I kid you not, this is what the cunt says;

"I like Diet Coke..

.. It's super good..

..yeah, I'm really into this!"

 

this is how they want the male population to be, timid little eunuchs who wouldn't say boo to a goose. They don't want men to be men, because men get angry about shit and do something about it. And they don't want that.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

The japs are a deranged lot.  They will produce entire features of cunts with scissors cutting everything fro socks to swim cossies to knickers; depraved bastards out pulling down ladies skirts and pants in very public places.   

I'll be back later...err...

[Roadkill]

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you seen the Diet-Coke advert? I kid you not, this is what the cunt says;

"I like Diet Coke..

.. It's super good..

..yeah, I'm really into this!"

 

this is how they want the male population to be, timid little eunuchs who wouldn't say boo to a goose. They don't want men to be men, because men get angry about shit and do something about it. And they don't want that.

Drinking any diet beverage is well known to be a gateway to having your cock and balls cut off altogether before humbly approaching the nearest towering bull dyke and offering it as tribute. Fact. 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Why is it illegal to euthanize them?  I stopped briefly to converse with office maintenance staff, they're a bunch of cunts, but if you're nice to them, they don't shit in your dust bin at night.  I noticed the annual cunt fest of assembling the fake Christmas tree, and they were standing around like a bunch of mathematically challenged retarded chimps trying to sort how to make it a "showstopper," when I asked why they don't add some nice blinking lights.  "Cuz the bloody dribblers will have seizures, guv!"  Has PC cuntfuckery really taken us to the point where normal people can't enjoy gently blinking lights because some spacky fucking cunt MIGHT go into a seizure?  

Lay some acrobatic foam mats next to the fucking thing then, and let the special fuckers learn to take a fucking fall!  Put their helmets back on and a drool collection bag under their fucking chin until they stabilize.

Is it strobe lighting? 

[Neil]

Just ask the cunt to plug the lights in,240v and drool,a match made in heaven and job done

[Roadkill]

Just now, Neil said:

Just ask the cunt to plug the lights in,240v and drool,a match made in heaven and job done

You might be onto something there, Neil. If it all goes well you'll have free heating for the night, lighting and a fucking meal if you're not too picky.

[camberwell gypsy]

17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you seen the Diet-Coke advert? I kid you not, this is what the cunt says;

"I like Diet Coke..

.. It's super good..

..yeah, I'm really into this!"

 

this is how they want the male population to be, timid little eunuchs who wouldn't say boo to a goose. They don't want men to be men, because men get angry about shit and do something about it. And they don't want that.

I've mentioned elsewhere what I think if cunts who put "super" in front of adjectives. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is it strobe lighting? 

That's what I thought, but they're going that extra step and claiming blinking tree lights also send them into drooling veg mode.  Sucking all that is fun and joyous from life.  

Cunts!  

4 minutes ago, Neil said:

Just ask the cunt to plug the lights in,240v and drool,a match made in heaven and job done

I'd rather they take a fork to a plug, drool a little then turn to dust.  

[Jiggerycock]

2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Why is it illegal to euthanize them?  I stopped briefly to converse with office maintenance staff, they're a bunch of cunts, but if you're nice to them, they don't shit in your dust bin at night.  I noticed the annual cunt fest of assembling the fake Christmas tree, and they were standing around like a bunch of mathematically challenged retarded chimps trying to sort how to make it a "showstopper," when I asked why they don't add some nice blinking lights.  "Cuz the bloody dribblers will have seizures, guv!"  Has PC cuntfuckery really taken us to the point where normal people can't enjoy gently blinking lights because some spacky fucking cunt MIGHT go into a seizure?  

Lay some acrobatic foam mats next to the fucking thing then, and let the special fuckers learn to take a fucking fall!  Put their helmets back on and a drool collection bag under their fucking chin until they stabilize.

You're all fucking 'heart' aren't you?

Mistletoe and W(h)ine indeed.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

You're all fucking 'heart' aren't you?

Mistletoe and W(h)ine indeed.

Mazel tov and wine 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

You're all fucking 'heart' aren't you?

Mistletoe and W(h)ine indeed.

I never liked Christmas time, Jiggers.  Did I stray into extreme Grinch territory?  I fucking well hope so.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Mazel tov and wine 

Molotov and match!  

[Cunty BigBollox]

9 hours ago, Roadkill said:

You might be onto something there, Neil. If it all goes well you'll have free heating for the night, lighting and a fucking meal if you're not too picky.

You forgot, he'd also have someone to shag.

[Penny Farthing]

 

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've mentioned elsewhere what I think if cunts who put "super" in front of adjectives. 

Its a blinking crap nomination.

[Penny Farthing]

19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you seen the Diet-Coke advert? I kid you not, this is what the cunt says;

"I like Diet Coke..

.. It's super good..

..yeah, I'm really into this!"

 

this is how they want the male population to be, timid little eunuchs who wouldn't say boo to a goose. They don't want men to be men, because men get angry about shit and do something about it. And they don't want that.

You got any thoughts on "Bird's Custard"? That's been around for a long time.

[Eric Cuntman]

4 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

You got any thoughts on "Bird's Custard"? That's been around for a long time.

Makes good explosions.