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Guest Alfie Noakes
17 hours ago, Bubba C said:

A Schumacher ending would’ve made the perfect video. 

Good evening, you hideous reptile; love to the family. 

I very rarely seek to criticise your posts, but get a grip man!

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I very rarely seek to criticise your posts, but get a grip man!

He's got a solid grasp on Frank's cock, positioning it firmly in his arse.  Both are diseased fucking idiots with IQ's in negative numbers and lacking in 5 to 10 chromosomes.  Euthanisation is really the best option.  

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
On 12/26/2018 at 2:15 PM, Cuntybaws said:

That's because you're thinking in defined benefit scheme terms, increasingly rare these days. Lob some MC-level bonuses into a  well-managed defined contribution pot over time and you'll soon build up a few million.

This was a comparatively shit plan in the days of compulsory annuities, but much more attractive under current pension legislation. The trouble for me is that word "current". I instinctively distrust anything that the government can change its mind over later, so while I  hold some pension funds for tax reasons, I prefer to salt the majority of my own meagre provisions elsewhere.

Yeah, but, you're just a wanker dreamer cunt!

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
On 12/26/2018 at 11:24 PM, Mrs Roops said:

The Corner is an odd place to come if you're looking for reality. For me its simply a guilty pleasure, a piece of whimsy, nothing more, nothing less. Well maybe a good scrap now and then.

The best post I've read on here ever, thank you!

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
On 12/26/2018 at 11:31 PM, Wizardsleeve said:

The way things are going, retirement will be reduced to a pikey's con game.  Live in the here and now; eat, fornicate, drink, and slate the world's cunts.  For variety, change the order occasionally. You can't take the money with you.

Another load of shit from the usual "I love myself wanker".

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Time for your night nights. Remember water will help you swallow them.

Inhaling the water will provide a more permanent solution to the cunt's problems.  

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Inhaling the water will provide a more permanent solution to the cunt's problems.  

Yeah?

And?

Who the fuck are you?

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Guest Alfie Noakes
2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Inhaling the water will provide a more permanent solution to the cunt's problems.  

He should substitute water for good old fashioned spirits of salts.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said:

I know who you are, another sad loner hiding behind a fucking screen.

I am in a room full of friends and we are all laughing at how thick you are.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

He should substitute water for good old fashioned spirits of salts.

I'd like to substitute that mostly empty space in his head with a white phosphorous grenade!  

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
Just now, Alfie Noakes said:

I am in a room full of friends and we are all laughing at how thick you are.

Friends?

More sad bedsit dwelling twats.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

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Not sure if it would count in any other situation, Noakes. You're still more popular than that cunt Albert though.

Dick head!

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Guest Wizardsleeve
1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

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Not sure if it would count in any other situation, Noakes. You're still more popular than that cunt Albert though.

Roadie, how did you acquire a pic of Albert's dolls?  

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