King Billy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 A Venezuelan company called Smartmatic has just been awarded the contract to count the votes in next years London mayoral elections. They will be paid 9 million pounds of public money, more than double the cost of the 2016 contract. The company has links to the Madura regime in Venezuela. In fact there is overwhelming evidence of major irregularities during the last election there. Mayor Khan does fuck all except complain about having no money to spend on police etc etc etc due to Tory cuts but seems to see nothing wrong in this strange, (some might say corrupt) decision. Perhaps he’s just a fuckin bent little racist windbag midget cunt. Who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 THIS IS A SYMPATHY POST 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 You are wrong. Suckdick does a lot more than that. He bans sexist fat shaming ads on the Tube, he imposes ridiculous taxes on plebs who dare to drive their cars in London while sucking up to rich cunts who want a third runway at Heathrow. ( it’s all about pollution of course) He employs, at taxpayers expense, a fat Yank comedian lezzer as a “nightime czar” whatever the fuck that is. He also employs hundreds of pen pushing snowflake wankers to “solve London’s problems.” When he is not doing the job he was elected for ( ie most of the fucking time) he is attending gay pride events, remoaner rallies and Trump is a cunt marches. Oh , then there’s his regular visits to the LBC studios so James O’Brien can bend him over and tongue his fucking bumhole. I’ve lived through 16 fucking years of Red Ken Jew baiting Livingstone and Toff boy lying bastard Johnson. Ah. .... the good old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 7 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know. I could give him a bye for all that other shit, but a fuckin bus drivers son. Well that explains everything. Come on Khan. Get that bus out. I hate you Khan. Aaarghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 But seriously though folks, on a positive note, he has managed to preside over a 600% increase in knife crime and the street murder rate in London has increased 5 fold so at least things have never been so good on that front. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know. How did the fucking pigmy reach the pedals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Oh sorry, I should have said his Dad was a busdriver. He never mentions that but I thought you should know. My dad was a slave driver. I don’t mention that much either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: But seriously though folks, on a positive note, he has managed to preside over a 600% increase in knife crime and the street murder rate in London has increased 5 fold so at least things have never been so good on that front. Good call. And why has knife crime escalated? Maybe because the police have been directed by Khan to not target black youths for stop and search activity. Despite the fact that at least 80% of knife crime in big cities is committed by black youths.. ..welcome to the 21st century, where truth is the new fascism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: My dad was a slave driver. I don’t mention that much either. My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy. He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good call. And why has knife crime escalated? Maybe because the police have been directed by Khan to not target black youths for stop and search activity. Despite the fact that at least 80% of knife crime in big cities is committed by black youths.. ..welcome to the 21st century, where truth is the new fascism. So if they put a sign in the window of all knife shops saying “ No blacks” Fucking job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy. He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger. And then Liam Neeson coshed him and threw him in the oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy. He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger. Arbecht Macht frei Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: And then Liam Neeson coshed him and threw him in the oven If you ever talk shit about about my grandad again, I fucking swear I'm going to draw a comedy moustache on your shitty default avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you ever talk shit about about my grandad again, I fucking swear I'm going to draw a comedy moustache on your shitty default avatar. So you found your crayons then. I’m pleased for you mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 One of the greatest movies ever made “Schindler’s Cosh” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: My dad was a slave driver. I don’t mention that much either. I thought he was a Slav diver? For the Serbian navy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought he was a Slav diver? For the Serbian navy? I’ve been a muff diver for many a year I’ve spent all my money on muff diving gear The goggles the snorkel the muff diving tank If I’m not out muff diving I’m having a wank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy. He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger. Fell out of his wheelbarrow while drinking his lager Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My Grandad died at Auschwitz Billy. He fell out of his Watchtower while he was cleaning his Luger. That's a keeper. Top job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 18 hours ago, King Billy said: I could give him a bye for all that other shit, but a fuckin bus drivers son. Well that explains everything. Come on Khan. Get that bus out. I hate you Khan. Aaarghhhh CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 6 hours ago, cuntspotter said: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT! I fear you've overextended yourself arguing with a crustacean today Spot. Have a nice cup of horlicks, or some Dutch super-skunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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