Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 I see Wiz's helpful graphic on how to most effectively slit one's wrists has been removed. Fuck me, who'd have thought that Cunts Corner would ever be more sensitive than Instagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I see Wiz's helpful graphic on how to most effectively slit one's wrists has been removed. Fuck me, who'd have thought that Cunts Corner would ever be more sensitive than Instagram. Hopefully, the remover will follow the instructions as provided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'll have to leave that one, Eavens. Abusing KB's family is a trip to the naughty step. You just fancy Elon Musk because of his name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I see Wiz's helpful graphic on how to most effectively slit one's wrists has been removed. Fuck me, who'd have thought that Cunts Corner would ever be more sensitive than Instagram. I reported it. Self harming posts are not exactly fashionable at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, The Bishop said: Difficult. As in, "if it is more than three syllables or two words it's difficult." Next time I'll post in grunts and squealing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, DrCunt said: Can't be fucked to read all that shit. Could you summarise through the medium of mime, please? Then kill yourself. More than three words or a short sebtence and the old brain cells start to fatigue. Poor old boy. Early onset dementia. Not early enough in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've never seen this, and I never will. I presume they use Talking Heads for the intro music? David Byrne's a cunt. It's actually an arts programme that conveys the more discerning viewer to a world of luxury travel and once in a lifetime experiences. In effect, a Channel Four knocking shop £2k an episode series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Suicide" in sign language... Always the dead eyes and emotionless face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’d prefer it if the crab just killed itself. Fuck the summary. I am ape is in the running for yet another release in the Planet franchise as an extra. Keep your armpits unshaved and your baboon arse red and ready for action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: "Suicide" in sign language... Was she not on a Persian vessel in Ben Hur, hammering-out the retreat speed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Was she not on a Persian vessel in Ben Hur, hammering-out the retreat speed? This is actually sign language for YOU ARE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I see Wiz's helpful graphic on how to most effectively slit one's wrists has been removed. Fuck me, who'd have thought that Cunts Corner would ever be more sensitive than Instagram. Indeed. Boo hiss to this. Exactly which tender flower are they protecting? Incidentally while working out you were saying “abortion”, I found this; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 44 minutes ago, Crab said: This is actually sign language for YOU ARE A FUCKING ARSEHOLE. How the fuck am I supposed to know, smart arse. I watched the cunting thing, but couldn't hear jack shit. If all you can do is sign, then you should either have a cheque book or shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Signers are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: I am ape is in the running for yet another release in the Planet franchise as an extra. Keep your armpits unshaved and your baboon arse red and ready for action. Comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: How the fuck am I supposed to know, smart arse. I watched the cunting thing, but couldn't hear jack shit. If all you can do is sign, then you should either have a cheque book or shut the fuck up. As original as Independence Day Resurgence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, Crab said: As original as Independence Day Resurgence. You're still watching it on ch4 though aren't you. I forgot how shit it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're still watching it on ch4 though aren't you. I forgot how shit it was. It's a Mark Kermode Wanker - is he really a Teddy Boy? - Award Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, Crab said: It's a Mark Kermode Wanker - is he really a Teddy Boy? - Award Winner. He's no Leslie Halliwell. And definitely too old to still be pushing that 'greasy 50s throwback' shit. I remember Alex Cox had a late night film review show, much more of an engaging personality than the portable toilet named rockabilly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's no Leslie Halliwell. And definitely too old to still be pushing that 'greasy 50s throwback' shit. I remember Alex Cox had a late night film review show, much more of an engaging personality than the portable toilet named rockabilly. Exactly. Cox was a film MAKER too. Kermode should be called Mark Commode for the BBC fems to shit in. A sort of reverse bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's no Leslie Halliwell. And definitely too old to still be pushing that 'greasy 50s throwback' shit. I remember Alex Cox had a late night film review show, much more of an engaging personality than the portable toilet named rockabilly. Kermode is the definitive bullshitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's no Leslie Halliwell. And definitely too old to still be pushing that 'greasy 50s throwback' shit. I remember Alex Cox had a late night film review show, much more of an engaging personality than the portable toilet named rockabilly. I fucking hate that smartass teddy boy Kermode cunt . I went to primary school with Alex Cox - he was obviously weirdly brilliant even at age 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 On 01/03/2019 at 21:28, 'eavensabove said: There aint no cretins on here. Not unless You're Frank? Are you dead yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: I fucking hate that smartass teddy boy Kermode cunt . I went to primary school with Alex Cox - he was obviously weirdly brilliant even at age 8. And a drug addict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're still watching it on ch4 though aren't you. I forgot how shit it was. Nearly as shit as the 2001 sequel imaginatively named 2010 with a clearly desperate Roy Scheider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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