Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Always fat and too bone idle to get off their scooters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 The fat cunts should be forced to use the drive through if they want a Happy Meal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: The fat cunts should be forced to use the drive through if they want a Happy Meal. An apt nomination for you to respond to considering your recent revelation that you're now part of the electric socket police at your local Wetherspoons. When you're sat at your usual table shovelling chicken nuggets and gold label into your stupid fucking face, do you at least stand up to let the shit trickle down your leg so as not to pool on the seat of your spastic wagon? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: An apt nomination for you to respond to considering your recent revelation that you're now part of the electric socket police at your local Wetherspoons. When you're sat at your usual table shovelling chicken nuggets and gold label into your stupid fucking face, do you at least stand up to let the shit trickle down your leg so as not to pool on the seat of your spastic wagon? Yes. But alas The Glasshouse is the only 'spoons that's suitable for a flid like me. The Bell has got more stairs than a fucking lighthouse and The Queen of Iceni has more raised platforms than a 70's glam rock band. At least they don't seem to attract the poofs. What's your favourite drinking hole at the moment, apart from The Castle, obviously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 5 hours ago, The Guard said: Always fat and too bone idle to get off their scooters Judge informed me your not allowed to nominate other cunts, n this section of the corner. I'm no expert but imagine nominating yourself is also an infraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Judge informed me your not allowed to nominate other cunts, n this section of the corner. I'm no expert but imagine nominating yourself is also an infraction. what about if the cunt you want to cunt gives their blessing to be cunted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Judge informed me your not allowed to nominate other cunts, n this section of the corner. I'm no expert but imagine nominating yourself is also an infraction. "you're". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: what about if the cunt you want to cunt gives their blessing to be cunted? Fuck knows RatsMarshall don't ask me your the ranking officer here. I'm also still waiting on 50 Tiger Tanks that were accidentally sent to Belsen by Eichmann. Major over and out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: An apt nomination for you to respond to considering your recent revelation that you're now part of the electric socket police at your local Wetherspoons. When you're sat at your usual table shovelling chicken nuggets and gold label into your stupid fucking face, do you at least stand up to let the shit trickle down your leg so as not to pool on the seat of your spastic wagon? I had to spoil the voting slip Webby .. no hard right trans gender neutral fag hating candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Guard said: "you're". Fucking nauseating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 Also "you are". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 31 minutes ago, ratcum said: what about if the cunt you want to cunt gives their blessing to be cunted? Masocunts eh. Fuckin weirdos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, The Guard said: Also "you are". Take yourself off to your local sewage treatment plant and throw yourself in one of the large tanks filled with human shit. When you begin to lose the ability to keep your head above the rancid effluent you will finally realise what it's like for everyone else on this site that has to wade through your guano every day. The whole site is drowning in your cack. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 47 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Take yourself off to your local sewage treatment plant and throw yourself in one of the large tanks filled with human shit. When you begin to lose the ability to keep your head above the rancid effluent you will finally realise what it's like for everyone else on this site that has to wade through your guano every day. The whole site is drowning in your cack. Fuck off. Do you wish that you were a real doctor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Guard said: Do you wish that you were a real doctor? The questionable state of his credentials aside I find myself agreeing with the good Doctor on this one, Pen. Go outside once in a while - take the fucking train if you have to - you used to like them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Guard said: Do you wish that you were a real doctor? Yeah probably at Dignitas with you as a patient! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Masocunts eh. Fuckin weirdos. apparently someone did me a couple of weeks ago. Was I really famous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted May 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The questionable state of his credentials aside I find myself agreeing with the good Doctor on this one, Pen. Go outside once in a while - take the fucking train if you have to - you used to like them. I usually travel by bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 9 hours ago, The Guard said: Always fat and too bone idle to get off their scooters “ Only constant repetition will finally imprint an idea on the memory of the crowd.” Adolf Hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, judgetwi said: “ Only constant repetition will finally imprint an idea on the memory of the crowd.” Adolf Hitler Judge, in the past, you would have set your kebab back in the paper wrapping, and gone into a tirade about the easy target. What's happened to you? You've gone soft! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 2, 2019 Report Share Posted May 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Judge, in the past, you would have set your kebab back in the paper wrapping, and gone into a tirade about the easy target. What's happened to you? You've gone soft! Drowning not waving, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 11 hours ago, The Guard said: Always fat and too bone idle to get off their scooters Tip them on their sides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 7 hours ago, ratcum said: what about if the cunt you want to cunt gives their blessing to be cunted? Reported for absence of large font. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tip them on their sides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2019 Report Share Posted May 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I knew you or Baws would do that. It was just a question of who saw it first. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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