Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, ©Frank said: Fucking hell. Whats wrong with ape ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Foreskincheese said: Whats wrong with ape ? Frank believes himself to be something special on here. He isn’t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Frank believes himself to be something special on here. He isn’t. Isn't it sweet. Frank and foreskin, snuggling up to each other. A has-been and a never was. Touching.♿️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it sweet. Frank and foreskin, snuggling up to each other. A has-been and a never was. Touching.♿️ Dont get jelous cunty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it sweet. Frank and foreskin, snuggling up to each other. A has-been and a never was. Touching.♿️ Touching each other I suspect. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: f I lived over there, I'd start shooting stray and roaming dogs. If I got caught, I'd say I thought it was a cat. Or just say you got confused and thought you were shooting up a High School or University Campus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foreskincheese Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or just say you got confused and thought you were shooting up a High School or University Campus. Thats harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: You mean Phillips or proper. The former and its 'posidrive' running dog are not pukka screwdrivers, just as the screws they engage with are not real screws. Whores, cheats and charlatans, the lot of them What about those "Allan" key things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 16 minutes ago, Ape said: Frank believes himself to be something special on here. He isn’t. On the contrary Ape. Frank is very very special. ‘Special needs’ with legs like ‘special chow mein’ and crying out for a ‘38 special’ through the back of his wig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have both Dogs and cats. And a Firearms Certificate. And unlike the majority of your countrymen, I can shoot. The only dead meat on my property, would be your carcass. Which, both species would happily dispose of. 😂 😂 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 31 minutes ago, Glowworm said: What about those "Allan" key things? That's Allen wrench or hex key. Either/or. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 15, 2019 Report Share Posted November 15, 2019 39 minutes ago, King Billy said: Or just say you got confused and thought you were shooting up a High School or University Campus. Well being that the target was a dog, I'd have to say I thought I was shooting at you for it to be both believable and excusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Well being that the target was a dog, I'd have to say I thought I was shooting at you for it to be both believable and excusable. Oh puuuurlease! You're kidding yourself. You know you're itching to unload a semi-automatic weapon on a class full of 8 year olds. It's just an easy way to notoriety and a book deal for 30 stone yank high school drop outs like you. Unfortunately, I suspect you'd omit to turn the gun on yourself after you'd gunned down your intellectual superiors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: Oh puuuurlease! You're kidding yourself. You know you're itching to unload a semi-automatic weapon on a class full of 8 year olds. It's just an easy way to notoriety and a book deal for 30 stone yank high school drop outs like you. Unfortunately, I suspect you'd omit to turn the gun on yourself after you'd gunned down your intellectual superiors. Somebody should tell this DrCunt tosser that he shouldn't have given his Cunt's Corner password to whichever 10 year old kid posted that childish drivel under his screen name. People might get the impression that kind of sub-moronic garbage is the best he can come up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That's Allen wrench or hex key. Either/or. Bullshit. American bastardisation of fine British hand tools......Fucking disgusting behaviour, but not in the slightest surprising. Fucking hand tool bastardising cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you know that I got stabbed a few weeks ago? I can't remember if you were in that PM thread. The cunts, they pull out the screwdriver under local. Which is nice. Then they shove a plastic stick in the hole to X-Ray it! That hurts more than being stabbed in the first place. Fuckery. About 40 years ago when I bought my first house I decided to use a bradawl to bore a few starter holes for extra coat hooks. I won't go into details other than it was a good job that the landline phone was connected. I finished up at Leighton Hospital where the bradawl was extracted from my hand. I did not have the pleasure of having a stick stuck in said hole for an x-ray but that hand was in fucking agony for the best part of a month. Remembering my experience and the pain, if you are tempted to remain drunk for the time being I can hardly blame you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 14 hours ago, Glowworm said: Pussy. I wish you were a garden and I was a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 18 minutes ago, Neil said: I wish you were a garden and I was a cat Mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Bullshit. American bastardisation of fine British hand tools......Fucking disgusting behaviour, but not in the slightest surprising. Fucking hand tool bastardising cunts. Idiot... https://www.gardenguides.com/12356812-the-history-of-the-allen-wrench.html Some of you more uppity-ass fucking Brits think that just because your lot have been crawling around pissing and shitting on that damp, dreary little island of yours since years were written in three digits, that you either invented or are responsible for every useful thing or idea the civilized world has ever seen, when in fact, all you really did in most cases, was appropriate ideas from other countries. Poser shit head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 29 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Idiot... https://www.gardenguides.com/12356812-the-history-of-the-allen-wrench.html Some of you more uppity-ass fucking Brits think that just because your lot have been crawling around pissing and shitting on that damp, dreary little island of yours since years were written in three digits, that you either invented or are responsible for every useful thing or idea the civilized world has ever seen, when in fact, all you really did in most cases, was appropriate ideas from other countries. Poser shit head. You are without doubt the easiest cunt in the history of easy cunts to wind up. You take the bait every time. Right up there with ringing Punkers doorbell with no trousers on and your arsehole greased up. Can’t fail to score. Well done. You’re the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: You are without doubt the easiest cunt in the history of easy cunts to wind up. You take the bait every time. Right up there with ringing Punkers doorbell with no trousers on and your arsehole greased up. Can’t fail to score. Well done. You’re the best. Cute. Get proven wrong, then claim you were just bullshitting to begin with. Nice try, but that's an old trick. Better luck next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Bullshit. American bastardisation of fine British hand tools......Fucking disgusting behaviour, but not in the slightest surprising. Fucking hand tool bastardising cunts. Without a hint of irony, a coarse American pattern file is known as a "bastard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Without a hint of irony, a coarse American pattern file is known as a "bastard". Named after Allen B’Stard inventor of the Allen key. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Named after Allen B’Stard inventor of the Allen key. Eric will be along shortly to say how much he'd like to do Marsha Fitzalan up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 16, 2019 Report Share Posted November 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Eric will be along shortly to say how much he'd like to do Marsha Fitzalan up the arse. Out of likes.😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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