Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So the moaning fucking Australian criminals are having their shit box wooden houses scorched to the ground. Well it serves the fucking thick cunts right. If you fucking build millions of homes in what is regularly a tinder dry kindling box, then you get what you fucking deserve ! Such wide spread nationwide fires are obviously a product of two things. 1). Building to many fucking houses in the woods. 2). Their habitual burning of shit on a bbq. No doubt those fucking cunts were all having a Bar B. And they set the fucking woods on fire. No sympathy. Set of fucking burnt to a crisp homeless winging miserable cunts. I hope the koala is fucking extinct now. The fires are divine retribution for the way the Aboriginal people have been treated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 2 hours ago, King Billy said: “Better move the beers back a bit Sheila. Wouldn’t want a bloody warm one.” Fucking hell, I'm out of likes, sorry. It's not often that happens these days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: Aluminium melts at 660c. It ran in rivers down tracks, then hardened on roads once the fire front passed, tracing back to the source. It came from cars, that like us, need oxygen to function. There was none. None for the car, and none for the driver. They both “failed to proceed” in clipped English parlance. They left in what was thought was reasonable time. Families of them. This fire was different. It moved so fast. Just imagine what that would be like. So I’m not surprised to see a nom from our regular big noting resident fuckwit espousing his profound lack of knowledge. All true, but if you can't mock dead families from the relative safety of literally half a world away, what's he fucking point of this place? We're the land that taste forgot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: All true, but if you can't mock dead families from the relative safety of literally half a world away, what's he fucking point of this place? We're the land that taste forgot. Bloody Nora mate! Slow down on the Amber Nectar for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 22 hours ago, Decimus said: He did. I can't begin to describe the pleasure I derived from reporting to him to the relevant departments at GYBC. He should take a leaf out of "Parka Man's" book. Parka Man prowls the Exe Estuary taking over grounded boats and moving in to boats that look as it they have been abandoned .. currently he has got three such wrecked boats in the Exmouth area under his charge. I am told that he tried the same trick with a boat that had been left in Paignton Harbour but the Harbour Master had the boat towed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2020 Report Share Posted January 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: He should take a leaf out of "Parka Man's" book. Parka Man prowls the Exe Estuary taking over grounded and moving in to boats that look as it they have been abandoned .. currently he has got three such wrecked boats in the Exmouth area under his charge. I am told that he tried the same trick with a boat that had been left in Paignton Harbour but the Harbour Master had the boat towed away. Is that poaching fucking wideboy Johnny Kingdom still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is that poaching fucking wideboy Johnny Kingdom still alive? No the cunt died last year when his tracta rolled over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 17, 2020 Report Share Posted January 17, 2020 22 hours ago, White Cunt said: Every body knows it gets hot in Australia. Ask Mick Taylor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2020 Report Share Posted January 18, 2020 On 17 January 2020 at 16:40, Stubby Pecker said: Ask Mick Taylor @Eric Cuntman I'd like to ask Bruce Taylor but roops won't let me the mean spirited, double standard old witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 02:18, Eric Cuntman said: Well, that last sentence was a bit fucking much. What have Koala bears ever done wrong? They're well cute with their little black noses and the way they put their little arms around your neck. You horrible cunt. Are you describing a koala or an abo? “Cute with their little black noses” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 18:19, Earl of Punkape said: The fires are divine retribution for the way the Aboriginal people have been treated. NO.....it’s fucking retarded Auzzie cunt developers treating the surrounding woods and forests like a second rate sink estate in Slough. Bunch of fat fucking Larger swilling bbq eating twats setting fires off all over the place. Fucking idiots. No sympathy. The reason why the Abos lived a nomadic lifestyle was exactly because they knew that shit got burnt down regularly in the tinder box woods. They knew not to build villages in there. Stop trying to make some shit cultural point for the sub humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 08:04, Cuntybaws said: For one thing they piss everywhere, all the time. They'll piss on YOU, deliberately. Even my kid's rabbit was smart enough not to piss on people who were holding it, and it was a fucking moron. Slightly more on topic, I agree with this nomination, but it should have "Australian" removed from the title. There are plenty of other cunts who deserve to be culled by nature for building their houses in stupid places, not least Californians, and anybody from Cumbernauld. People who build houses in Skelmersdale are also cunt who deserve them regularly being burnt to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted January 23, 2020 Report Share Posted January 23, 2020 On 16/01/2020 at 08:13, Dawn Chorus said: I understand that some of these tinder dry forest areas they have built houses in are also on flood plains .. now that is even more fucked up than I am. The monsoon nature of weather in the Southern Hemisphere tropics bring about long periods of extreme drought followed by extreme downpour. Something you might have studied if you had been allowed out of your uncles cellar. You fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: The monsoon nature of weather in the Southern Hemisphere tropics bring about long periods of extreme drought followed by extreme downpour. Something you might have studied if you had been allowed out of your uncles cellar. You fucking cunt. I did do a module on Plate Tectonics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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