Guest Poesklap Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think the film 'Falling Down' hit the nail on the head. An underrated classic. So many good scenes, but this 10 sec clip from the Restaurant scene sums it up for me. You can have all the flat whites, cortados, grandes, in the world but your Starbucks coffee all still tastes like cane rat piss on any continent. Your self-absorbed obsession with 'options' - as opposed to actual choices - has led you here, America. Enjoy. 'Go back to bed, bovine America' - Bill Hicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Poesklap Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Cunts Corner is, to me, a lifeboat containing the last of my kind. "Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Poesklap said: "Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world" Please don't bum me uncle Monty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm beginning to understand those people who lose the plot and go on killing sprees. I think the film 'Falling Down' hit the nail on the head. Great film. I must admit, Kirk's little boy has been in some cracking films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Please don't bum me uncle Monty. Uncle Monty you terrible cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Uncle Monty you terrible cunt. Imagine the size of his balls... Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good nomination. I'm finding myself getting angrier and angrier as each page of history flicks over to reveal tomorrow. I genuinely think the human race has run it's course. Let's all die of Hong Kong Flu-Ey and leave the birds and bunny rabbits to take their chances with the dogs and cats. Cunts Corner is, to me, a lifeboat containing the last of my kind. The majority of what passes for 'humanity' nowadays, make me physically fucking sick. Lifeboat. We may have to kill and eat one of our number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Decimus said: This. I'm driven fucking crazy by the Spanish inquisition that ensues everytime I use our staff canteen to get a bacon roll. "Do you want ordinary bacon, Turkey bacon, or vegetarian bacon? Is that on white, granary or wholemeal? Butter, spread or nothing?" I want three fucking rashers of pig on white bread with plenty of butter as I'm not a fucking homosexual, you useless minimum wage cunt. Not a homosexual- who just happens to drink wine in a pub instead of a nice manly pint? In fact you should have necked 5 pints and smashed every empty over the head of the useless millennial twat who served you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Poesklap said: "Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty... in the world" Here hare here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 4, 2020 Report Share Posted March 4, 2020 All these millennial stand ups work from the same script......anti Brexit, Trump and Johnson.......same old same old over and over. Can you imagine them taking the piss out of Saint Greta, vegan wankers and posh save the planet arseholes? Not one of them could survive outside of the BBC, Channel 4 or the London right on bubble. I read that the cunt Brigstocke and the tosser Kumar have been booed off stage recently when they didn’t get their usual libtard audience. Now that made me fucking laugh. 😁 Just a pity they didn’t get their bollocks kicked off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lifeboat. We may have to kill and eat one of our number. Where's the sheep when you need her. "None of you on this lifeboat talk to poor prof B... soooo nasty, you can't have none of me crumpets.. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lifeboat. We may have to kill and eat one of our number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 9 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: This years 'Jaywick Sands' entry for the Americas Cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 5, 2020 Report Share Posted March 5, 2020 Funny chap, accents are brilliant as is the Asian lady in the audience. That is all........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 6, 2020 Report Share Posted March 6, 2020 On 04/03/2020 at 11:53, Decimus said: I was never a fan of Hicks, but that comes down more to a matter of personal taste. What can't be denied was that he was amazing at what he did, oft imitated (Leary you cunt) but never bettered. This current crop of limp wristed, safe-space dwelling eunuchs aren't fit to even call themselves comedians, so they've got some fucking nerve to review and critique one of the all time greats. That's like Carlton Palmer giving ball control tips to Lionel Messi. Brew Dog sipping cunts. Nah...Carlton Palmer was actually although quiet unbelievably capped for England as an international player....whereas these millennial fucking unfunny cunts are more akin to Prof Steven Hawkins giving Messi dribbling tips. That on reflection isn’t a good analogy is it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 7, 2020 Report Share Posted March 7, 2020 On 04/03/2020 at 23:56, judgetwi said: All these millennial stand ups work from the same script......anti Brexit, Trump and Johnson.......same old same old over and over. Can you imagine them taking the piss out of Saint Greta, vegan wankers and posh save the planet arseholes? Not one of them could survive outside of the BBC, Channel 4 or the London right on bubble. I read that the cunt Brigstocke and the tosser Kumar have been booed off stage recently when they didn’t get their usual libtard audience. Now that made me fucking laugh. 😁 Just a pity they didn’t get their bollocks kicked of marcus dickstock got fucked off on his last norther tour....he’s an unfunny cunt at the best of times. Now reduced to shit adverts for corporate finance wanker companies where he plays himself and his fucking annoying big twat self as a double cunt. Apparently in interview he was Amazed......that northern people found him offensive when he spent the first half of his act calling anyone who voted leave a fucking imbecile. kuntmah is just an fucking unfunny brown shite who needs a good lynching by a Hindoo crowd whilst white people watch the news eating their dinner without even a flicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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