King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I prefer his one liners. I was up till 5AM reading that last post. I read the whole works of Dickens years ago in about half the time. I’d rate Dickens a narrow winner, purely on his more interesting naming of characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, King Billy said: I was up till 5AM reading that last post. I read the whole works of Dickens years ago in about half the time. I’d rate Dickens a narrow winner, purely on his more interesting naming of characters. I read the whole lot just to see what the punchline was. It's similar to the time I saw a Morrisey gig in Salford. Time alas, I will never get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I read the whole lot just to see what the punchline was. It's similar to the time I saw a Morrisey gig in Salford. Time alas, I will never get back. “As the flames rose. And the knobs on her Walkman started to melt.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: “As the flames rose. And the knobs on her Walkman started to melt.” "As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt". I know. Clever clogs. It’s one of the most misquoted lines in recent popular music. Everyone seemed to hear different lyrics when they heard it. Weird as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I prefer his one liners. I have an inferiority complex Gyps, but it's not a very good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her Walkman started to melt". I used to be addicted to swimming, but I'm proud to announce I've been dry for 4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I used to be addicted to swimming, but I'm proud to announce I've been dry for 4 years. I used to shit the bed, but not anymore. I sleep on the couch now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: I used to shit the bed, but not anymore. I sleep on the couch now. I'm pretty-much regular. I take a shit religiously at 6:00am but I get out of bed for a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I know. Clever clogs. It’s one of the most misquoted lines in recent popular music. Everyone seemed to hear different lyrics when they heard it. Weird as fuck. I've always liked the Smith's music. It's a shame he's such a bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I've always liked the Smith's music. It's a shame he's such a bellend. He's been social distancing now for 2 decades. Hates everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I used to be addicted to swimming, but I'm proud to announce I've been dry for 4 years. If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've always liked the Smith's music. It's a shame he's such a bellend. Total gobshite but same as you I always enjoyed the music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If a synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown too? Not if they look at the word "swims" upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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