Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: The only time I'd clap on my metaphorical balcony would be if i had just received news that @King Billy had been hit by a speeding Virgin train adorned with a grinning picture of Richard Branson doing 120mph and his remains were being picked up off the track with a pooper scooper and put into a tesco carrier bag by emergency services lol... The dry weather must be fantastic for dog-shit collecting! Bet your collection is really growing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: They saw him. Exotic, wearing clothes and fair, trimmed hair. For 18 years they waited for that old railway line to spring into life. As he stepped off the train, the local children gathered round @King Billy to touch his jeans. One of the children, Albert, asked him excitedly, 'wots thut in yer heer'. Billy kicked him in the head and bellowed 'my crown you little cunt'. The children loved it, as they were quite used to beatings from their parents and had come to love them. The old folk in the town were impressed, and asked Billy if he had a tuppence so that they may reopen the breweries, coal mines, sheet steel factories, electricity plants and markets. It was to become a valuable lesson for the northerners, 'fuck off and die' said Billy, and they were forced to be humble again, went back to their muddy fields to fuck holes in the ground. 'We mussunt airva foergut thee ould weers, agun' said the wisest elder, with a razzle dazzle IQ of 60. Everybody remembers the time someone came from the south, wearing jeans of denim and not stinking of shit and tar. This is the north. I imagine my neighbours' 1970's Aston Martin DBS V8 costs 10x as much as you and gumjob billy's council houses in the south east of England put together 😹 It must suck being from a dirt poor, crime and muslim ridden shithole in the south eh? I bet you probably think having a tiny concrete back yard for a garden is upmarket in the souuff😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, stoolstabber5000 said: They saw him. Exotic, wearing clothes and fair, trimmed hair. For 18 years they waited for that old railway line to spring into life. As he stepped off the train, the local children gathered round @King Billy to touch his jeans. One of the children, Albert, asked him excitedly, 'wots thut in yer heer'. Billy kicked him in the head and bellowed 'my crown you little cunt'. The children loved it, as they were quite used to beatings from their parents and had come to love them. The old folk in the town were impressed, and asked Billy if he had a tuppence so that they may reopen the breweries, coal mines, sheet steel factories, electricity plants and markets. It was to become a valuable lesson for the northerners, 'fuck off and die' said Billy, and they were forced to be humble again, went back to their muddy fields to fuck holes in the ground. 'We mussunt airva foergut thee ould weers, agun' said the wisest elder, with a razzle dazzle IQ of 60. Everybody remembers the time someone came from the south, wearing jeans of denim and not stinking of shit and tar. This is the north. 2 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I imagine my neighbours' 1970's Aston Martin DBS V8 costs 10x as much as you and gumjob billy's council houses in the south east of England put together 😹 It must suck being from a dirt poor, crime and muslim ridden shithole in the south eh? I bet you probably think having a tiny concrete back yard for a garden is upmarket in the souuff😂 I was laughing my tits off every second I was typing this. You simply must appreciate the lengths I have gone to trash your existence. It only fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I was laughing my tits off every second I was typing this. You simply must appreciate the lengths I have gone to trash your existence. It only fair. Fair enough. @Stubby Pecker told me he thinks you're a wanker in a PM btw. I wouldn't take that lying down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Fair enough. @Stubby Pecker told me he thinks you're a wanker in a PM btw. I wouldn't take that lying down. Haha. We'll that's the beauty of this place. We can all loathe one another with complete freedom. I'm sure he will get round to telling me himself at some stage, and likely doesn't require your help. Also, pretty rancid form to tell me what he wrote and I would probably avoid doing it again to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Spot on. The forum has become a love-child of stormfront and 4chan. The fragility of the racist egos on here is truly breath taking. It’s my understanding that James, the previous owner, operated the corner as not just a place to vent, but to, in a very small and insignificant way, protect freedom of speech. I wouldn’t have any issue wading through the, repetitive, cliche racist diatribes if the site genuinely had a no-holds barred approach in terms of subject matter that can be nominated. But the forum operates under a different, truly perverse and arbitrary system. A member can, for instance, call a celebrity’s child a cunt, or post outright racist comments, such as suggesting specific minorities are universally sexually deviant towards children. Not only will that member’s post stay on the forum, but they’ll be protected from another member calling their child a cunt, or insinuating they are a peado. Either all targets are eligible for these types of insults, or none are. Roop’s arbitrary rules has brought the site to knees, protecting snowflakes from a taste of their own medicine. Imagine the entitlement required, to think you should be allowed to call the Queen a cunt (someone’s mother lest we forget) or Prince Andrew a nonce, but not have it dished back. I’ve never received a satisfactory answer for this bizarre state of affairs. People call each other nonces and insult other people’s family members all the time on Facebook and a million other websites. Why is it so faux paux on a website with cunt in the name? There was that one time I got to call Pete a nonce and had him obliterated from the records - that was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: I imagine my neighbours' 1970's Aston Martin DBS V8 costs 10x as much as you and gumjob billy's council houses in the south east of England put together 😹 ... are you bragging about your neighbours' expensive car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: What the fuck has become of this place? When the history of The Corner is ultimately written, the originality and wit of a few years back won’t be remembered, diluted as it is by an ocean of this lazy reactionary shite that would shame your average Millwall fan. Politics aside, it is surely universally accepted how fucking boring it is to see every second nomination quickly degenerate into an ugly racist pile on. If Roops and her Junta spent a third of the effort culling utter dross that they do protecting fragile egos from nonce name-calling then The Corner might be in ruder health, rather than circling the fucking drain. Those that haven’t already fucked off in disgust find themselves voicing opinions they themselves would have mocked mercilessly just a year or two ago, and they know it. It’s not satire, or post-irony, or even edgy. It’s contemptible dogshit. No doubt I’ll be shouted down and told to put my tampon back in and fuck off back to Mumsnet, The Guardian comments section, or which ever straw man the mob currently have in their crosshairs, followed by a flurry of circle-jerk like-exchanging and much nodding agreement that “Libtards suck” or some other grunting adolescent conclusion. This place used to be funny. So speaks Bertie Big Bollocks, the cunt who shat himself and ran away from his own country so he could be much richer somewhere else. Spare us your pretentious Guardianista/BBC middle class bollocks for fucks sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: ... are you bragging about your neighbours' expensive car? Don't bother, it will be completely lost on him, he's a fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I blame the darkies. You’re better than that Eric. Or at least you used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: ... are you bragging about your neighbours' expensive car? He actually is! What a total fucking wanker! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You’re better than that Eric. Or at least you used to be. You know me LCS. Post ironic to the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, judgetwi said: So speaks Bertie Big Bollocks, the cunt who shat himself and ran away from his own country so he could be much richer somewhere else. Spare us your pretentious Guardianista/BBC middle class bollocks for fucks sake. A little late to the party Judy. Overdone the insulin earlier today perhaps? I wouldn’t trust the dial on your Flexpen anyway, given it’s probably made in China. Dial up 500 units next time just to be sure. That weeping leg wound won’t get better on its own, especially since you started rubbing kebab into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Don't bother, it will be completely lost on him, he's a fucking imbecile. Just now, Ape™️ said: He actually is! What a total fucking wanker! Should I laugh? I just feel a bit sad that this is something a real living human being would find pride in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: Should I laugh? I just feel a bit sad that this is something a real living human being would find pride in... Guess it is kind of tragic. But, fuck it. Feckless northern retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A little late to the party Judy. Overdone the insulin earlier today perhaps? I wouldn’t trust the dial on your Flexpen anyway, given it’s probably made in China. Dial up 500 units next time just to be sure. That weeping leg wound won’t get better on its own, especially since you started rubbing kebab into it. They call it chasing the greasy dragon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Guess it is kind of tragic. But, fuck it. Feckless northern retard. Yeah, fucking Northern twat bastards, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: Should I laugh? I just feel a bit sad that this is something a real living human being would find pride in... I just take it as 100% proof that @stoolstabber5000 is indeed @Erroreptile404. There’s no other possible explanation as to why two apparently unconnected “punters” could be so equally and completely fucking dreadful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You know me LCS. Post ironic to the last. “Fuck the fuck off brown cunts” isn’t post ironic Eric. It’s just sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: Haha. We'll that's the beauty of this place. We can all loathe one another with complete freedom. I'm sure he will get round to telling me himself at some stage, and likely doesn't require your help. Also, pretty rancid form to tell me what he wrote and I would probably avoid doing it again to be honest. I hope you realise that I'd never swap PMs with a cretinous dog turd collector like @stoolstabber5000 (aka @Erroreptile404). He's a creepy wanker with even creepier friends that I simply don't wish to be associated with. True, I do think you're a cunt and I'm sure it's piss off a ducks back for you to hear it. Some of us here had to endure an initiation at the hands of some genuinely nasty cunts like frank back when no form of personal cunting was off the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: “Fuck the fuck off brown cunts” isn’t post ironic Eric. It’s just sad. The same could be said for going around on a internet forum and telling people they should be genuinely ashamed of what they write... Are you going to start handing out leaflets? Maybe star in an ironic minstrel show? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope you realise that I'd never swap PMs with a cretinous dog turd collector like @stoolstabber5000 (aka @Erroreptile404). He's a creepy wanker with even creepier friends that I simply don't wish to be associated with. True, I do think you're a cunt and I'm sure it's piss off a ducks back for you to hear it. Some of us here had to endure an initiation at the hands of some genuinely nasty cunts like frank back when no form of personal cunting was off the table. This is a forum about cunting. All is well as far as I can see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I just take it as 100% proof that @stoolstabber5000 is indeed @Erroreptile404. There’s no other possible explanation as to why two apparently unconnected “punters” could be so equally and completely fucking dreadful. He's history uncle ape. A creature that thick eventually puts his 6 toed foot right in it a reveals the pathetic action of creating a multi ID on a shit hole like this And to think roops turned down my offer of creating a multi for a set period, purely to inject some much needed humour and spite into this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's history uncle ape. A creature that thick eventually puts his 6 toed foot right in it a reveals the pathetic action of creating a multi ID on a shit hole like this And to think roops turned down my offer of creating a multi for a set period, purely to inject some much needed humour and spite into this place Lol, yeah. Fucking multi-ID sock-puppet wankers. Saddo twats... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: This is a forum about cunting. All is well as far as I can see. Jolly good show. I've given punkape your home address, five pints of liquid Viagra and a fresh bucket of fisting butter. Also booked you a one way ticket to Syria with a family sized bottle of domestos to neck on the flight No need to thank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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