Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 A cousin and his wife have invited me to stay with them for a couple of weeks once the lockdown is over. An appealing prospect as its in the Cotswolds. One thing troubles me though. Right in front of the house and within a few yards of guest bedroom is a wacking big transformer mounted on a double post and the humming from it is bloody annoying. They say that they do not hear it but I almost feel as if that front guest bedroom bloody vibrates. Annother annoying thing is that bloody trampoline right in front of the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: A cousin and his wife have invited me to stay with them for a couple of weeks once the lockdown is over. An appealing prospect as its in the Cotswolds. One thing troubles me though. Right in front of the house and within a few yards of guest bedroom is a wacking big transformer mounted on a double post and the humming from it is bloody annoying. They say that they do not hear it but I almost feel as if that front guest bedroom bloody vibrates. Annother annoying thing is that bloody trampoline right in front of the house. You probably won't even know its there. It's only for a short time. However, in 20 years time they will be riddled with various cancers being in close proximity to the sub station so a trampoline and humming is a small price to pay. Anyway, you told me you slept through those zeppelin raids so I can't see why humming will bother you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: A cousin and his wife have invited me to stay with them for a couple of weeks once the lockdown is over. An appealing prospect as its in the Cotswolds. One thing troubles me though. Right in front of the house and within a few yards of guest bedroom is a wacking big transformer mounted on a double post and the humming from it is bloody annoying. They say that they do not hear it but I almost feel as if that front guest bedroom bloody vibrates. Annother annoying thing is that bloody trampoline right in front of the house. This is the humming that fuckin' annoys me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: A cousin and his wife have invited me to stay with them for a couple of weeks once the lockdown is over. An appealing prospect as its in the Cotswolds. One thing troubles me though. Right in front of the house and within a few yards of guest bedroom is a wacking big transformer mounted on a double post and the humming from it is bloody annoying. They say that they do not hear it but I almost feel as if that front guest bedroom bloody vibrates. Annother annoying thing is that bloody trampoline right in front of the house. Your cousin and his wife have obviously bought a property in a cheaper part of the Cotswolds. I have friends in Broadway and Chipping Norton and their properties are situated idyllically. You may have to review your relationship with them... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your cousin and his wife have obviously bought a property in a cheaper part of the Cotswolds. I have friends in Broadway and Chipping Norton and their properties are situated idyllically. You may have to review your relationship with them... My cousin is a very keen cyclist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: My cousin is a very keen cyclist. Cycling is for transgender types.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 13, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Cycling is for transgender types.. I will tell him .. I think that he uses an anatomical saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your cousin and his wife have obviously bought a property in a cheaper part of the Cotswolds. I have friends in Broadway and Chipping Norton and their properties are situated idyllically. You may have to review your relationship with them... The only friends you have are the two crackhead prostitutes who live above you. Except they wouldn't shag you because they think you're a weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 56 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your cousin and his wife have obviously bought a property in a cheaper part of the Cotswolds. I have friends in Broadway and Chipping Norton and their properties are situated idyllically. You may have to review your relationship with them... Quite. Pens should also tactfully enquire whether they had signed up with the NHS for spare parts supply - and inform the relevant trust about her findings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said: The only friends you have are the two crackhead prostitutes who live above you. Except they wouldn't shag you because they think you're a weirdo. Peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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