Hammer of Cunts Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Apparently there's going to be some silence in memory of all the heros who have selflessly died of Kung-flu and some more doorstep standing in aid of some other crap later. Sheepy types will be epected to do this every year from now on. When did we become so fucking wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 50 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Apparently there's going to be some silence in memory of all the heros who have selflessly died of Kung-flu and some more doorstep standing in aid of some other crap later. Sheepy types will be epected to do this every year from now on. When did we become so fucking wet? At council offices throughout Norfolk the uk includimg council employees working from home no doubt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 I think it's something to do with 'sticking together' and issues 'not breaking our spirit'; you know gesture politics' that we've gone in for as a nation since the death of Princes Diana. Now get out there and emote for the cameras - and under no circumstances think about stuff or do anything meaningful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 50 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I think it's something to do with 'sticking together' and issues 'not breaking our spirit'; you know gesture politics' that we've gone in for as a nation since the death of Princes Diana. Now get out there and emote for the cameras - and under no circumstances think about stuff or do anything meaningful 24 years this time since we lost Diana and the wound has never healed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I think it's something to do with 'sticking together' and issues 'not breaking our spirit'; you know gesture politics' that we've gone in for as a nation since the death of Princes Diana. Now get out there and emote for the cameras - and under no circumstances think about stuff or do anything meaningful Ah yes, Saint Diana of Tunnel, she was the 'people's princess' don't cha know? 'The people' in this instance being a bunch of emotionally retarded, subdural hemorrhage suffering spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 26 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: 24 years this time since we lost Diana and the wound has never healed. Her axe wound never healed after all the Arab cock she had in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 Vis a vis Covid, Islamic Terrorism, Male violence towards women and the 1001 bullshit covered darts flung at us every day, poems, rainbow flags vigils and choruses of 'Imagine' aren't going to solve anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I think it's something to do with 'sticking together' and issues 'not breaking our spirit'; you know gesture politics' that we've gone in for as a nation since the death of Princes Diana. Now get out there and emote for the cameras - and under no circumstances think about stuff or do anything meaningful These arsehats will comply because Bunter tells/invites them. But they'll be fucking moaning when he and skeletor Whitty decides to extend the travelling abroad ban into September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: 24 years this time since we lost Diana and the wound has never healed. I didn't lose her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Vis a vis Covid, Islamic Terrorism, Male violence towards women and the 1001 bullshit covered darts flung at us every day, poems, rainbow flags vigils and choruses of 'Imagine' aren't going to solve anything. Jiggers, you are the new People's Poet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jiggers, you are the new People's Poet. Yes - and one day all the punks and skins and rastas will build a shrine to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 In memory of all the terrible losses as a result of this pandemic, I've composed a little poem titled "The Covid Patients". A nod to Baldrick. Cough cough cough cough / cough cough cough / COUGH COUGH, COUGH COUGH / COUGH COUGH COUGH! Moving, I'm sure you'll agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 30 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Yes - and one day all the punks and skins and rastas will build a shrine to me "What do you think you're doing Pig? Do you give a fig Pig? What's your sort of gig Pig? Barry Manilow or the Black and white minstrel show"? "Bokko"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jiggers, you are the new People's Poet. Silk Cut - Cancerous Dodge my fare on the bus Big Audio Dynamite What a load of fucking shite I went down to my local Sainsbury's 10 regular Tampax and a box of matches please I demand to get on childrens' ITV And fuck the tits off Sue Robbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 44 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Silk Cut - Cancerous Dodge my fare on the bus Big Audio Dynamite What a load of fucking shite I went down to my local Sainsbury's 10 regular Tampax and a box of matches please I demand to get on childrens' ITV And fuck the tits off Sue Robbie Sleaford Mods? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sleaford Mods? Jerry Sadowitz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I didn't lose her. Are you sure you knew that you had her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: These arsehats will comply because Bunter tells/invites them. But they'll be fucking moaning when he and skeletor Whitty decides to extend the travelling abroad ban into September. It’ll all be back to normal soon. We’re all in it together. Not long to go now. It’s day 365 of the ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’ so that means we’re at least halfway there according to my calculations. Ive had it confirmed today that Chris Whitty is definitely a lizard person and it’s been telling lies all along. 100% confirmed by someone who knows about these things, but wants to stay anonymous because he said Cressida Dick has been sitting outside his house in a cop car every night staring at him and pulling scary faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’ll all be back to normal soon. We’re all in it together. Not long to go now. It’s day 365 of the ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’ so that means we’re at least halfway there according to my calculations. Ive had it confirmed today that Chris Whitty is definitely a lizard person and it’s been telling lies all along. 100% confirmed by someone who knows about these things, but wants to stay anonymous because he said Cressida Dick has been sitting outside his house in a cop car every night staring at him and pulling scary faces. You mean Judgetwi don't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’ll all be back to normal soon. We’re all in it together. Not long to go now. It’s day 365 of the ‘three weeks to flatten the curve’ so that means we’re at least halfway there according to my calculations. Ive had it confirmed today that Chris Whitty is definitely a lizard person and it’s been telling lies all along. 100% confirmed by someone who knows about these things, but wants to stay anonymous because he said Cressida Dick has been sitting outside his house in a cop car every night staring at him and pulling scary faces. That's just Cressida's way of flirting with people. She will be heartbroken if she has frightened him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: That's just Cressida's way of flirting with people. She will be heartbroken if she has frightened him off. What about lounge lizards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 46 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: What about lounge lizards? Well how about Attic Ants or Basement Badgers or Drawing Room Dormice ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2021 Report Share Posted March 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: What about lounge lizards? Flying lizards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Flying lizards Chutney ferrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 24, 2021 Report Share Posted March 24, 2021 If they had a doorstep clap to show support for the Bristol Police after a bunch of cunts turned up on Sunday I would be out like a shot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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