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7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Harold will still be OK for the Stephen Hawking role surely? 

I wonder if Harold is black? That would explain a lot about his intellect and command of the English language. I can certainly picture him hanging around Chicken Cottage all day with his low-slung trousers exposing his arse.

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22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She should be getting quite good at it then. Perfect. Look at it like this Harold, if you needed an operation, would you rather it was carried out by a surgeon who had successfully completed hundreds of similar procedures, or a complete novice?

Sluts are better at shagging. Simple.

Funny you should mentiin that. Could you recommend somebody in the trade to resection my large colon? 

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Stupid fucking cunt

Fuck off

You’re wasting your time Stubbs. A puppy will give you its paw and wag it’s tail if you’ve only ever called it a stupid fucking cunt. Harold will be lying on his back smiling right now thinking you’ve called him a ‘good boy’ and he’s going out for ‘walkies’.

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11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Funny you should mentiin that. Could you recommend somebody in the trade to resection my large colon? 

Jake the Muss with a 2lb lump hammer.

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5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

You’re wasting your time Stubbs. A puppy will give you its paw and wag it’s tail if you’ve only ever called it a stupid fucking cunt. Harold will be lying on his back smiling right now thinking you’ve called him a ‘good boy’ and he’s going out for ‘walkies’.

More likely lying on his back attempting fist himself raw whilst eating his own shit

Fuck of Harold you disturbingly creepy little man childe 

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55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

More likely lying on his back attempting fist himself raw whilst eating his own shit

Fuck of Harold you disturbingly creepy little man childe 

You’ve done it now Stubbs you newt fondling maniac. He’s most likely now licking regurgitated Pedigree Chum off his own arse and bollocks, with a huge grin on what passes for a face, thinking he’s just been crowned  Crufts supreme champion. 

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