Cunty BigBollox Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 I'd probably let her give me a blow job, mainly so she wouldn't be whingeing and whining in that nasally tone she has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I'd probably let her give me a blow job, mainly so she wouldn't be whingeing and whining in that nasally tone she has. Steady on Drew; have you seen the set of desert orchid sized gnashers she’s sporting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Steady on Drew; have you seen the set of desert orchid sized gnashers she’s sporting? She'd need the bite force of a hyena to break through the several years worth of smegma that Drew's cock is encased within. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: She'd need the bite force of a hyena to break through the several years worth of smegma that Drew's cock is encased within. She’d earn her keep though, as a human bottle opener during Drews frequent loss of the use of his arms and legs on the rug in the front room of the bungalow, surrounded by a months worth of cider and extra strength lager on Universal Credit day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 24 minutes ago, King Billy said: She’d earn her keep though, as a human bottle opener during Drews frequent loss of the use of his arms and legs on the rug in the front room of the bungalow, surrounded by a months worth of cider and extra strength lager on Universal Credit day. Drew's the most successful alcoholic I know, the man has paid off his mortgage, in FULL no less. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Drew's the most successful alcoholic I know, the man has paid off his mortgage, in FULL no less. Unfortunately putting some much time and effort into becoming an alcoholic has had an unforeseen side effect. He’s now an unemployed workaholic too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: She’d earn her keep though, as a human bottle opener during Drews frequent loss of the use of his arms and legs on the rug in the front room of the bungalow, surrounded by a months worth of cider and extra strength lager on Universal Credit day. Yeah, she could open the bottles with her cunt and crush the empty cans of kestrel super with her equine dentistry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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