Stubby Pecker Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 This new addition to the ‘horse faced cunt index’ is impossible to avoid. If there’s a tenner it she’ll front up and flog it to great unwashed. I’m certain most of the dirty fuckers here would happily chuck their salty man yogurt up its moose smelling biff in a flash and of course that’s how she got to the top. Certainly not through talent I’ll fucking bet. Unfortunately her type seems to be becoming the norm- squeaky and air headed with stick on eyebrows, pumped up lips and hair that probably costs more than my car. However, because she’s supposed to be funny no cunt points this out. It’s unlikely she’ll fuck off back to Canada as she was probably thrown out for being deeply unfunny and an annoying cunt to boot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It’s unlikely she’ll fuck off back to Canada as she was probably thrown out for being deeply unfunny and an annoying cunt to boot. I don't know about that, judging by every Canuck I've ever had the misfortune to meet she'd be welcomed with open arms for sharing these traits with 99 percent of their population. I've never had much time for Canadians, they're American-lite, half of them speak frog and their Prime Minister is an absolute fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know about that, judging by every Canuck I've ever had the misfortune to meet she'd be welcomed with open arms for sharing these traits with 99 percent of their population. I've never had much time for Canadians, they're American-lite, half of them speak frog and their Prime Minister is an absolute fucking cunt. I'd fuck Sarah out of TPB. (Series 1-5). I'd fuck Katherine Ryan as well. Must be something aboot the accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 This lot seem nice enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 When I first went there I got pissed off with "Eh"? After every fucking sentence. "I'm going oot now, eh"? "I'm having a beer, eh"? Are you telling me or asking me? Bit like the Aussies and their raised inflections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: When I first went there I got pissed off with "Eh"? After every fucking sentence. "I'm going oot now, eh"? "I'm having a beer, eh"? Are you telling me or asking me? Bit like the Aussies and their raised inflections. I can't stand the way they talk in NZ. 'Ilvus Prissley' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't stand the way they talk in NZ. 'Ilvus Prissley' Heard their horse toothed dictator wanking on about "Vixinations" and the "Pindimic". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Heard their horse toothed dictator wanking on about "Vixinations" and the "Pindimic". It's like Robert Shaw's nails down the blackboard whenever I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's like Robert Shaw's nails down the blackboard whenever I hear it. For that you git the hid, the teel, the whole deem thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: For that you git the hid, the teel, the whole deem thing. That's almost South African. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 14 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: That's almost South African. Kwik fit in Soweto are currently offering Goodyears for 50 rand, any size up to 36” waist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Kwik fit in Soweto are currently offering Goodyears for 50 rand, any size up to 36” waist. A pram wheel tyre will fit Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 48 minutes ago, King Billy said: Kwik fit in Soweto are currently offering Goodyears for 50 rand, any size up to 36” waist. Bollocks, Saint Winnie Mandela bought the job lot some years back. What a nasty fucking cunt she was 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bollocks, Saint Winnie Mandela bought the job lot some years back. What a nasty fucking cunt she was The irony being that she was melted down and recycled into a lovely pair of brand new tractor tyres which some white farmer is driving around on with a huge smile on his face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 11, 2021 Report Share Posted November 11, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: Kwik fit in Soweto are currently offering Goodyears for 50 rand, any size up to 36” waist. Have they got any tractor ones for Fatty Junior? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 On 10/11/2021 at 20:10, camberwell gypsy said: A pram wheel tyre will fit Frank. A polo mint would get his photo on the front page of the Guardian and the Mirror, bobbing along in the Channel next to a sinking dinghy. And an air bed on the floor at Linekers mansion for a couple of days till the tabloids had found some even more pathetic fucking ‘victim’ to make the public feel ashamed of themselves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 hours ago, King Billy said: A polo mint would get his photo on the front page of the Guardian and the Mirror, bobbing along in the Channel next to a sinking dinghy. And an air bed on the floor at Linekers mansion for a couple of days till the tabloids had found some even more pathetic fucking ‘victim’ to make the public feel ashamed of themselves. I was in east ham yesterday bill, it was like the third world… 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: I was in east ham yesterday bill, it was like the third world… I drove down the Commercial Road the other day. A literal stone's throw from the City, and it was like fucking Karachi. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I drove down the Commercial Road the other day. A literal stone's throw from the City, and it was like fucking Karachi. Lucky it wasn’t on a Friday, there is always some cunt shouting into a tannoy in a foreign language for some reason… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I drove down the Commercial Road the other day. A literal stone's throw from the City, and it was like fucking Karachi. Birth rates in the flying carpet brigade must be off the scale. Knocking out 15 kids and all but 13 dying of neglect is part of their culture, except the NHS keeps the fuckers alive now. It’s time for a population policy based on financial rewards for smaller families and penalties for large ones. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Lucky it wasn’t on a Friday, there is always some cunt shouting into a tannoy in a foreign language for some reason… Surely a bloke with your connections could get hold of a van Ed? Chucking out time at the mosque is a good time for a drive… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 12, 2021 Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely a bloke with your connections could get hold of a van Ed? Chucking out time at the mosque is a good time for a drive… Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2021 30 minutes ago, Eddie said: Neil? I reckon even a committed and passionate rapist like Neil would think twice about chucking one up a peaceful. Most have been used as breeding machines since 12 so there’s likely to be plenty of room. Besides, only the blokes are allowed outside and their arseholes are probably in an even worse state 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Eddie said: I was in east ham yesterday bill, it was like the third world… I passed you in my M4 Ed by Manor Park station. I was heading towards Wanstead. I didn’t honk at you as I was concerned at the manner of your driving, and didn’t want to see you fall off your moped in my imaginary rear view mirror. You’re spot on though. The place is a fucking shit hole. You’re better than most of your neighbours imo. Think seriously about moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 13, 2021 Report Share Posted November 13, 2021 Are we far enough in this topic for me to say I'd 'titty fuck' the life out of it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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